Ghostly

omg

This has been in my queue for months.

I missed it last year and I vowed that would NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.

there is an unauthorized fuckign BEAST in my home i must draw a picture of it

What’s sex

some naked bullshit

tragedies at baby time

You show a cat something and they're like sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff ooooh I understand now. Don't care

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

I would enjoy some good luck from the potato.

I need some luck right now, so all hail the Lucky Potato. Do your magic, Potato. I respect you so much I am capitalizing the "P" in Potato.

new type of guy who goes into confession booths just to brag to someone abt their accomplishments: applaud me father for I have winned

‘dont say gay if youre bi’ lmao lets all leave the house! lets all go outside and get a big gulp of fresh air is what im thinking

I felt like shit until I saw the cat sculpture of wood

Curer of depression, bode sculpture cat

Perry Lancaster

Ty so so much for reblogging with the artist name bc now he has more dollars and I have a little cat statue on its way :3

Your persistence is admirable tumblr but even with this godawfully ugly update i can still edit john greens posts. So once again. suck my dick

I love these posts, they no longer exist at the source but we pass them between our blogs like a delightful digital oral history

Stone. Cold.

HOLY SHIT STOP COMPARING EVERYTHING TO MADOKA MAGICA

the futile frustration of this post reminds me a lot of homura’s struggle to save madoka

Why is this heat so hot 😩

It’s the heat

Source?

my fav Junji Ito story is the one with the /fit/ neighbor guy who lifts gravestones for the ulimate gainz+attention combo and who gets kicked out by everyone because he won’t fucking stop lifting their ancestors graves every goddamn night in his underwear

do the ghosts admire his sick-ass muscles

hell yea they do

Spoilers but yeah that’s literally the final twist. The night after the dude is kicked out and everyone’s like “Thank god that creep is gone,” all the ghosts come out and go “Where the fuck is our himbo?”

friend: so, how was your day?

*disassociated the entire day*

me: my what

Me n my mutuals watching it all unfold……….

Whatching what unfold?

If you aren’t watching it all unfold, you must be what’s unfolding

I read that as dual wedding and i had to

lets give them a proper skyrim marriage

i love how tumblr users play with jpegs like dolls