Meat Bird

I like ultrakill but it'd be better if it was about a machine that was fueled by love who is looking for her missing cat in the alps

Whimsical Wizards and where to find them

For those unfamiliar, the Leahy Laws "prohibit U.S. assistance to foreign security force units when there is credible information that the unit has committed a 'gross violation of human rights' (GVHR)."

You can find a brief info sheet prepared by the Congressional Research Services and certified by the library of congress about them here.

How the fuck can there be anti vaccine “witches?” If you disagree with binding an invisible malignant entity into a single drop of potion that seals a subject’s blood against the full force of that very same entity’s curse then you are not and can never be a witch you’re just a karen who buys rocks

Hunting...

@onenicebugperday

Worlds tiniest cheetah catches worlds tiniest vulture

CRUNCH

fuck killing a victorian child by making them listen to hyperpop all you gotta do is make a white tumblr user listen to rap

you are that weak actually you are literally the Tumblr user this post is about

the girls...

Reblog the fundraisers you mfs!!!!! I don't know why you all skip those to reblog some pic of a banner saying "FREE PALESTINE" or of news from Columbia University! Literally these people from Gaza have made an account on Tumblr and is writing in english to communicate what they need and you all are coming onto my blog or on the tag and not reblogging their posts. We have people both Palestinian and non Palestinian vetting the fundraisers! I mean more the reblogs, more the chance of the fundraisers gaining momemtum, the more there would be a chance of a donation. Please donate if you can and reblog!!! and follow them if it is possible.

@/mohammedayesh has posted getting leaflets telling them to evacuate Rafah. They are very low on funds. Go follow them and reblog their posts and donate if possible.

We have @/haneenatya too whose mother is suffering from eye stroke and need to evacuate. Please I have been following them for some days and it doesn't seem their own posts are getting much attention.

Follow them! They are on tumblr. Reblog their posts and donate. The protests in universities are being done on account of them. They should be our focus.

I love when trans people look back on their earlier art, its always so interesting

Told all my life that raw chicken = salmonella poisoning like that's just natural but no, it's just because it's not something food companies are legally required to control at their end and America is only NOW considering classifying it as a "contaminant?!" Meaning it would become a violation of federal law to sell meat with any detectable presence of it?? We could have fucking done that all along???

Egg-laying chickens in the USA aren't vaccinated against salmonella. That's why you're told not to eat raw cookie dough or cake batter.

Egg-laying chickens in the UK started being routinely vaccinated against salmonella in 1997 - and food poisoning cases dropped noticeably.

The vaccine costs $42 for 5,000 doses, or 8.2 cents per dose. The cost per dozen eggs would be less than 1 cent.

I GET IRRATIONALLY ANGRY ABOUT AMERICAN EGGS AND CHICKENS.

SO IRRATIONALLY ANGRY

I used to be able to buy a dozen eggs at room temp and keep them on my counter for a week! And then eat the left over cake batter!

But noooooooo, we can't just VACCINATE THE DAMN BIRDS because vaccines are bad or some shit; i don't know. Stick your damn chickens america.

And then. AND THEN, Americans had the nerve to invent OVER HYGIENE in which something is washed TOO MUCH so it becomes a health hazard again.

Like eggs. Which shouldn't be bathed in chlorine and stripped of their extremely effective anti microbe membrane. That you then have to keeo them refrigerated after you remove or if they get condensation in them BOOM, FOOD POISENING.

I now have to PASTEURIZE MY DAMN EGG YOLK IF I WANNA MAKE MAYO. IT IS VERY BORING!

I hate it so much.

So much.

I don't think Tumblr bloggers are in any position to make fun of how Redditors talk actually

Our glorious ouppy vs their wicked doggo

"No one wants to see art of ocs" If I dont see art of peoples ocs at least once a day I DIE. Do you want that to happen? Do you want me to DIE? Draw your ocs.

ya know, this one

The transgender contrast of loving your parents but also for Trust Reasons longing for an additional external authority figure you can count on more unconditionally to support or protect you that totally doesn’t risk becoming a kink

future Thrall or Servitor ass post

You wish you were me so bad

In some circles this counts as flirting. Unfortunately for *you* I have made it my life’s mission to vaporize you with my Imperator-class Titan’s Plasma Annihilator.

oobh i feel mm not so good