I know Elon Musk gets a lot of hate, but--and I say this sincerely--I don't think he gets nearly enough. If we work together, we can make sure he's hated even more.
bitches be like “i love milfs/dilfs 🤪” and then get mad when someone over 30 is like. on the internet
BONUS Round: i caught it but was too fucking tired to do anymore socially acceptable lying at that particular moment so I JUST FUCKING DON'T CARE!!!!!!!!!
If you are scrolling through Tumblr trying to distract yourself from something you don’t want to think about, or you’re looking for a sign. It is going to be okay. Just breathe. You are alive and you matter.
Source: imperfectlyxo
How to Care for an Extrovert
1. Respect their need for independence and autonomy.
2. Praise and compliment them in front of others.
3. Affirm their passion and enthusiasm.
4. Encourage them to talk things through as a way of processing problems and challenges.
5. Encourage and affirm their spontaneity. Surprise them from time to time.
6. Recognise that they’re likely to be super busy and, possibly, over committed, too.
7. Allow them to try new things right away, while their enthusiasm is high.
8. Give them lots of choices and options.
9. Demonstrate your love and affection. Tell them and show them how much they mean to you.
10. Give them the opportunity to shine.
Isn't... this like...stuff we should be doing for all our peoples cuz all these things are very good things
WE FUCKING LOVE OUR EXTROVERT BESTIES!!!!!!!!!!!!
an episode of Chopped where the basket ingredients are all viewers’ Depression Meals™
reallytrying
your ingredients are…… a pack of gum; a liter of pepsi; saltines; and a two pound bag of swedish fish
So, I was the first of my apartment to go home for spring break last week and when I got back I found that my rommate/friend of five years had posted THEEEESE
FREAKING
SAITAMA
FACES
ON
PRACTICALLY
EVERYTHINGGGG
Not gonna’ lie, though, I thought it was hilarious the one on the toilet seat and mirror just about killed me XD but, I mean, I can’t just let this sort of thing go unchecked. That was her declaration of war, people: WAR! She knew it, and I sure as heck knew it. Now, I didn’t want to go over the top and do anything that might actually make her kill me damage her or her property, so I really only had one choice. I decided to go the mature route and be civil about this whole matter.
It’ll be a few weeks.
I freaking died when I read this XD
MA? MAAAAAAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAM?!?!…MAAAA oh there you are!” (via)
The IMMEDIATE change in the tone of the meow when he sees her, oh my god.
youmaycallmeyourhigness
Yeah
“There are times when I am convinced I am unfit for any human relationship.”
— Franz Kafka, Letters To Felice
what's a tumblr influencer? what am i influencing? my mental illness? 😭
sometimes, complete recovery isnt possible, and that’s ok. if you’re going to be disabled forever that is ok and if there is no recovery to work towards you deserve a good life anyway
