hey hit this slab

I wasn't sure if it was real but it is, and not only that it's a map of the path of totality

she took my empire of dirt in the divorce

You guys just have to trust me on this one and click here okay?

OH MY GOD I NEEDED THIS

For the chronically anxious and/or otherwise mentally ill:

This is not a screamer, jumpscare, or any other kind of horror link I don’t know the name of. It will not cause you to question reality and as far as I’m aware, there is no reason it should cause any kind of hallucinations or psychosis. I don’t want to spoil the surprise because it’s DELIGHTFUL but I am happy to tell you it’s very sweet and gentle and also great lowkey stress relief. This is a cinnamon roll link appropriate for all ages (yes, all the way down to babies) and you will enjoy it if you click it. ❤️

This makes me so happy

it's actually really embarrassing how you're trying to flee my haunted castle right now

We'll never be the new pdf at this rate

Happy good Friday, have a masterpost

Thanks for the things I missed!

ten gigs on that shit? on a flip phone? 10,000 asses on a flip phone? svu operates in a different universe.

they should do this for tumblr so you know when a lot of picrew icons are gonna be filling up your notes

Muscular straight boy at the gym, why are you angry? What troubles you? Has it been too long since you’ve punched drywall?