people are always like “are you a morning person or a night person” and I’m just like buddy I’m barely even a person

winning an argument online

Tell me you love me after you mastrubate so I know it’s real

Spral & Glimpse Of Green by Joni Niemelä

love

@sadboyjoe

my biggest problem is I don’t have the looks and the money

whenever this happens, I just tell myself that I did my part so if they’re mad- it’s on them. not me

this is adorable im jealous

Life hack

Got something you need to do at a certain time every day (e.g., take meds)?  Start giving your cat a treat right before you do it.  You may have trouble remembering, but your cat absolutely will not.  

This might be the most genius idea I’ve ever read.

everyone needs to see this

I love bears ,,,,, but their tongues rly shouldn’t be that long

what weird twink wrote this

4 stages of stress

Elton John on Freddie Mercury. 

(I’m posting this less to correct the timeline portrayed in Bohemian Rhapsody, which I mostly really enjoyed, than simply to share a beautiful story that shines light on who Freddie actually was, up to the very end, via twitter.)

this is cute as HELL

Same energy