Rule 72 Of The Internet

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I’ve decided to boost your damage for today. That’s right, every punch you throw is the equivalent of two punches you throw.

on the same day that i strengthened everyone's defense? the same day that every punch you take is equivalent to half a punch?

You’ve fucked with me for the last time. I’m tired of your shit and I’m coming to get you

No it's ok. Just boost everyone's critical hit chance. Critical hits ignore defense boosts.

is that the anarky symbol?

“anarky”

Yeah, Anarky. From Batman: Arkham Origins. Apparently it is also used by real life anarchists as well, but I recognized it from the game.

I’m,,,

who tf bought arkham origins

movie night

update: they finally watched minions

IT’S HALLOWEEN TIME TO GET SPOOKY

I T S T H E M I D D L E O F J U N E

I T I S H A L L O W E E N T I M E T O G E T S P O O K Y

ok who the fuck got this on my dash it’s still june

get spooky

how does this appear every june

happy halloween :)

J U N E

a twitter thread that actually killed me

simply dont monday

There’s one guy in Columbus Ohio that has a completely unique strain of Covid that we only know about because of how much he is shitting and it is baffling researchers.

His identity is a mystery but they know where commutes to because his shits turn up there too.

Imagine going about your daily life blissfully unaware that there’s a research team dedicated to tracking you through your actual shit

It’s hilarious that nobody has pointed out that this data shows that the person hasn’t had a sexual partner in over two years.

Okay but like, what order are the triforces in?

I use the Triforce in a science lessons since it allows for four components instead of three and I always think that Courage is Wisdom divided by Power. Is there a canonical way that the Triforce is laid out so that I don’t fail my Higher tier Hylian exam next year?

life is hard for a heavy, it’s hard and no one understands

(inspired by this post)

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so i went to the zoo yesterday and saw the cutest family of otters ever

and then i checked their names

they’re all NAmED aftER fOOD

EXCEPT kEVIN

WHY

WHY WOULD THEY DO THIS

i was curious (and kinda hoped that kevin was like, the manager of the whole foods) so i googled it and: 

RUTABAGA. THE POLL ONE IS RUTABAGA NOT KEVIN.

i love john brosio paintings bc theyll be an absolute gut punch that forces you to consider your own morality like two earthlings and they will also be Big Crab

“two earthlings”, an absolutely devastating oil painting that i think about every single day

“fatigue 2”, Big Crab

The winner of Best Pirate is:

Pretzel from Just Roll With It: Riptide

PRETZEL!!!!!! BEST GIRL!!!!!!

Splatoon 3 dlc is looking fine (Oc)

I've been waiting for it since monday

whether youve played tears of the kingdom/breath of the wild or not, PLEASE help me out here. in fact the judgement of non players will probably make a big difference.

these guys are called "blue lizalfos" in game. but thats not blue. right. right??? they're purple, right???? a blue-heavy purple, sure, but distinctly purple??????

reblog for bigger sample size etc etc

this is the color by itself if it's easier to judge this way.

ps5 brain monday

Oh so THIS is the ps5 post. I can see why you all imprinted on it now that’s hilarious

happy 1 year ps5 brain monday

reblog to bonk the person you reblogged it from with a hollow cardboard tube

Biblically accurate moth