you dumb asshole, you just won $0,000
there should be plushies of the strange but endearing creatures that live in medieval texts margins
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Computer please show me robots gay kiss. Please.
Please.
hi im the computer. you're getting that :)
Somewhere in the cloud, Saint Turing is smiling down on you and your request.
robots gay kiss real :]
Anonymous asked:
Best Pixar short?
the big fucking bird that sat on the powerlines and fucking killed all those nasty tiny little shit bitch birds who were mean to him
Anytime i see a bunch of pride flags i have to restrain myself from saying "where mexico" bc i doubt anyone will know I'm referencing this
picture i got at pride last week; here mexico
Amethyst stalactite 28 cm. Complete all around. Artigas, Uruguay. Inquire for details
#don't
the communication on this hellsite (affectionate) is an ecosystem
Thinking about 13 Latvias again
I genuinely belive this is the funniest fucking thing we will ever get from reddit
i feel like if i see boobs my bowtie is gonna twirl involuntarily
Anonymous asked:
How can I sleep when I can hear my pussy fizzing
for the love of god stop sending me this
blorbo doesn't cut it that thing is my squeaky toy and i'm a dog with a strong kill instinct. shaking it shaking it shaking it shaking it
