I have been absolutely disgusted recently by GameFreak’s attempts to make new Pokémon so obviously masculine. I mean, I have no problems with masculinity at all in the proper settings, but now it feels like people are trying to put it everywhere it doesn’t belong—like in a children’s monster-catching video game.

When I saw Torracat for the first time, I threw up in my mouth and ate it; GameFreak had finally gone too far. I decided to redesign Torracat and make it more standard/neutral instead of leaning too far toward any one specific gender. After all, Torracat can be female, so if I got a girl one that looked like a boy? Wow, I can’t even imagine what I would do. My mind would just not ever be able to handle that. Just yesterday I saw a picture of a girl dog wearing a masculine pirate costume and I got so mad that I flushed my laptop down the toilet and screamed for seven hours.

I hope you enjoy my new normal Torracat. Please share this with anyone you know at Nintendo and let them know to please stop trying to shove men down my throat. Thank you.

James Doohan (1920-2005).

CONFIRMED! STAR TREK: DISCO !

To Boldly Go Where No Dance Floor has gone before.

sneak peak at the new uniforms

why are the ufo sightings always in the usa whats so special about america *slams fists on table* the aliens need to do a world tour its not all about breaking the usa market!

@aliens come to brazil

hey i know this post is a joke but there have been tons of alien sightings & second & third degree contacts in brazil, you just dont hear about them much. if you wanna read more about it here are some of my favs:

also, just sayin, our national congress looks strangely saucer-like. this may or may not mean that all our leaders are reptilians. just sayin’.

Paintings by Rick Sternbach that were used as set dressings for Star Trek: The Next Generation.  The one at top left was inspired by a famous Chesley Bonestell piece.  You can see more here and here.

i hate elitist expensive classy food culture

In all seriousness this is what I’m talking about whenever I go off on how the rich can’t even spend their fucking money. Do you honestly think these fuckers are getting that much enjoyment out of these goddamn gummy bears compared to regular store-bought one? No, they get enjoyment out of the CONCEPT of them, out of the thrill of conspicuous consumption in the face of people who actually have to work for a living, or who, god forbid, don’t even have the opportunity. So they’ll buy seven houses when you would be hard-pressed to justify them owning two, and they’ll buy huge-ass limousines and designer clothes just to look a tiny bit cooler (as if any real fan of a celebrity gives a fuck about the label they’re wearing rather than the content they put out, or the persona they have, or even the way the outfit actually LOOKS), and they’ll pay out the ass for ludicrously expensive ingredients placed in such ludicrously tiny portions that they can barely fucking taste them. I don’t understand it even slightly. I can barely imagine what I’d do with $150,000 a year, much less millions. And I’m not even like a “simple pleasures” fanatic – sure, I get the appeal of a second house! I get the appeal of regular vacations! I get the appeal of eating steak five nights a week, drinking expensive champagne! But wealth disparity has become so fucking absurd in this country and on this planet that those quasi-reasonable luxuries aren’t enough, so they have to make up bullshit that can’t possibly even be enjoyable in its own right just so they can feel good about having money. It’s disgusting. Eat the rich.

I judge everyone by their favorite flower

Reblog this post and put yours in the tags

i put the pics i used for inspiration side by side with mine and. … holy shit

I’m… this is… well yeah, ‘holy shit’ indeed <3

#also my brain just went ‘LAL IS ALIVE AND FOLLOWED IN HER DAD’S FOOTSTEPS’#so there is that LMAO

Please cast her in the new Star Trek series as the adorable android offspring of Data <3_<3

I AM CRYING omg this is the best thing ever ever

Intelligence is knowing that Galaxy Quest is not a Star Trek movie.

Wisdom is knowing that Galaxy Quest is the best Star Trek movie.

@psypurplellama

THE VERY FIRST STAR TREK SLASH FIC PUBLISHED

“A Fragment out of Time”, published in 1974. Kirk / Spock. page 1 page 2

I had to share it with you because I can’t stop laughing, and every time I reread it it just gets funnier and fUNNIER

This fan fiction is older than the push-through tabs on soda cans.

Your grandma wrote this on her Commodore 64.

I miss my Commodore 64

Oh my dear, sweet children. The Commodore 64 came out in 1982. This was produced on a typewriter and probably mimeographed. And while it may seem funny now, it took more courage to write and distribute this than you will ever  know.

Reblogged for that last comment.

respect your elders

tag urself as one of my friends

i’m lola

I think I’m lola too... (liked the angelo one, tho...)

By Grabthar’s hammer…by the suns of Worvan…you shall be avenged!