Psychotic Tea

me. me when a poem says something ive felt before

me in 2004 when my screamo demo EP needs cover art in the next 15 minutes

I had a dream about Columbo at a drag show. This is what came from it.

peppa is watching…

A life-size dollhouse by artist Heather Benning, in Humboldt, Saskatchewan, Canada.

It is simply criminal to not include the images where the artist burned the whole thing to the ground after it became structurally unstable.

in many ways being alive is about getting to have a little coffee every morning

me n who

i love this girl on tiktok who was like ‘no matter how times someone explains it to me i will never understand why we cant just print more money’

i actually dont mind tumblr posts reposted to pinterest. the 13 y/o "pinterest in the only social media my parents let me have" girlies deserve a little treat

OH MY GOD

now all of pinterest knows i have large ballz

Alternative idiom proposition: You filled this burrito, now you have to wrap it

Ngl this is kinda hilarious

Makes sense. I mean, a passenger of a cruise line isn't called a sailor, right? Astronaut literally means "star sailor."

OP how could you not include the first paragraph of the article

Huge oversight on my part you're absolutely right

im sorry what

Police vs law enforcement

Look I used to work with tow truck guys and they do not give a fuck. One time the Air Force was doing a recruiting stunt and they decided to bring a plane as like…a prop? I dunno and they parked it in a 20 minute loading zone and 21 minutes later my coworkers IMPOUNDED THE PLANE.

Have you ever had an Air Force general call your office and bitch? He did not expect the tow truck guys.

fun fact if your breasts are somewhere between a 36C-36D then they weight about the same as your brain

if you're above a D-cup you've probably got more boob than brain

DON'T I KNOW IT