Be Yourself.

The adventures of CJ

Reblogging this again for an update

a wholesome post

PLOT FUCKING TWIST

oh and when i was a year old, after i got my foot amputated my parents were pushing me around in a stroller at a street festival in miami and i was chewing on my foot or whatever and this street performer came up to us and was like “aw i bet that tastes good!!” and my dad was like “yeah look at what she did to the other one!!!!” and pulled back the blanket covering my left leg to show a stump with a huge scar on it and i’m pretty sure my dad terrified that poor man

“Wrong Century” by Tomas Kucerovsky

the look of wistfulness on her face just punches me straight in the heart

this is literally my favorite piece that ever comes up on tumblr and if you want me to change my mind well then goOD LUCK WITH THAT

working in retail

further adventures in freelancing 

Chickens imprint themselves onto the first object that they see when they are born. Here shows a group of chickas declaring a warm cup of coffee as their mum

S.Z. // Excerpt from a book I’ll never write #195 (via blossomfully)

I hate Tumblr sometimes

by https://twitter.com/masaiai6/status/757008917381513217

How? 🐠🐱

You know how your cat always seems to stare off into space? Turns all they’ve been looking at Pokemon all this time. Only now has Niantic given us the technology to see them, too.

Spell Niantic wrong and it’s Nyantic…

Our cat overlords have given us this gift

A 22-month-old female scaredy cat tiger appeared to get the shock of her young life when she encountered a dead leaf floating on a pool of water in the Bandhavgarh National Park, India. Clearly unusure about just what was approaching her, the partially submerged youngster’s tail shot up in the air and with teeth bared she let out her most fearsome growl - all in an effort to scare the humble leaf away.

Picture: HERMANN BREHM / NPL / Rex Features

I CAN’T BREATHE

OMFG I AM DYING!

this is like the happiest thing I have encountered in a while

they should form a support group. 

I lost it when I saw the tail, before I even read the comment oh my god

me as a parent 

let your child be goofy and silly and make messes. teach them to clean up the messes without yelling at them. let your child be a child. not a mini adult who has to be perfect 24/7

I choose to fall humorously

A pregnant rock

If ur stressin over some boy just know he’s not worth it. ur too good for him

if i was a skeleton i would just say “that really rattles my bones” in response to literally everything