"nice work fives" "hardcase, right?" "yeah, that's what they call me"
FIVES' REPUTATION AS AN ARC TROOPER MUST HAVE BEEN SO GOOD OH MY LORD LIKE HARDCASE HAS BEEN IN THE 501ST LONGER BUT HE'S STILL LIKE "DAMN HE'S COOL" AND I JUST WANT TO SCREAM AND CURL UP INTO A BALL
no but seriously guys where is my "Radovid does make it out before bro gets killed and joins the team"
imagine this absolute wet cat of a man just arriving like "ohai jaskier < : 3" with two bags full of coin and a trail of hearts thick enough to drown in, and it's kind of like Geralt getting a bard 2.0.
Luckily Radovid is less horny than teenage Jaskier and has about 30% more self preservation and better boots, but he's also severely emotionally compromised, as he's very obviously ass over teakettle IN LOVE with his bard and thus will follow whatever crazy thing jaskier's gotten into, and geralt is like
"Just do it for the coin. You need the coin. You've done more for less coin."
and you can go as dark or light as you want!
like. since radovid made it before the assassination they can't kill the king as they don't have a good replacement and while Redenia is *technically* looking for the missing prince, Vizimir is 100% behind what he thinks is his brother having a hot girl summer and not trying at all.
or he does get killed and Radovid has to find out when the news finally trickle to him, but then he'd have Jaskier there with him ;A;
cackling at this, can NOT believe it's a real, actual quote. it reads so much like one of those clickhole pieces
Love how Joey Batey basically went “fuck you guys, this season we are going to LOVE and APPRECIATE the bard and you are going to fucking like it”
I think we all need to take a minute and talk about how amazingly acrobatic Rex actually is?
Like this man swings onto a tank, walks along the barrel, then
JUST DOES A CASUAL BACKFLIP OFF THE TANK.
And walks away like it's nothing
I would kill to see Rex in training on Kamino absolutely running circles around his brothers if he's able to do this without his armor.
Like DAMN.
I think they gave him those dorky goggles to offset the panty-dropping amazingness of his abilities. ;)
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