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Autistic&proud.  Batfam! and more. fanfics are welcome (and so are you). my writing-only tumblr is ficsand. ask me anything 😉☺️

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1. I (try to) tag my addition to others posts as "my additions" and og writing/longer adds as "my writing".

2. I HAVE AO3! PsycholoGeek feel free to look. (I love comments. Just saying 😜)

Not all my writing is there, of course.

Completed one-shot:

  1. Grave Promises (Batman, 2,111 words) - very important to me. Life, recovery, and disability is not a tragedy. (Barbara Gordon focused)
  2. Do You Understand?  ( Encanto, 330 words).c
  3. Witwat and the Jin (Batman, 2,245 words)
  4. Just short of a fairy tale (I told myself that I wouldn't be scared) (Batman, 770 words)

Main serieses:

Liminal Skills for the Living Dead - also known as "therapy verse". DP x DC xover. AKA Anger Management! Fake dating for fun and profit. Enter family, friends, and Wikipedia explanations of some necessary skills as titles. Jazz is her autistic with anxiety self. Jason is a crime lord with anger management issues.

Or: in which THERE'S THERAPY!! (5 works - 3 are complete. ~30k words)

Lost and Found (if this wings could fly) - also known as "FF AU". DP x DC xover. Jazz and Jason as childhood mutuals. (4 complete works, ~10k in total. more to come)

(also some other things. Feel free to look, ask and comment!)

prompt 15.08 - Love and Protect

Tim sighs and stretches his arms. One more interview and it's over for today. The last interview for the day is with one Jazz Nightingale, a psychology major.

"So, why did you apply for the Martha Wayne Scholarship?"

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She's an interesting person. A small town girl with good grades and impressive resume. Yet she's alert as any other batkid - her eyes scan the room, and he's pretty sure she's armed.

Interesting.

They finish the interview, and as they shake hands, she freeze and then start running away.

Interviews ARE stressful, but usually people don't come out running. He check the security feed, trying to follow her, and find a strange scenario:

There's a a small girl in a pink dress, seating on the floor and crying as she hold some stuffed animal (wait... is it a ghost?)

Bruce kneeling by her, quietly trying to question her about her family.

"GET AWAY FROM HER, FRUITLOOP!" Is suddenly ahout as Jazz enter the screen and pick up the crying toddler.

"What happened, dear? Where's your brother?"

"mommy," The toddler start crying louder. "I wake up and you are not home. I think they take you and they cut you and-"

"hush, hush, honey. I'm here. I'm safe". Jazz says as she hold the kid tightly.

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Or: Ellie was captured and vivisactwd for a short tet traumatic time. She still has nightmares.

As a way to keep her from melting, CW got her to be around 4/5 years old, and the kids run away.

The Nightingales move to Gotham. Danny (16), his older sister Jazz (19) and her daughter Ellie (5).

The bats find about them as Jazz apply for scholarship.

There identities are fake, but they seem to be under some kind of wetness protection.

(there aren't many reasons that leave a single mom teen and her younger brother in witness protection).

The bats have their theories. Red Hood try to check from time to time about them.

Shenanigans happen.

[I go with anger managment. But I ALWAYS go with AM]

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Danny knew Jazz might not approve of what he was planning. But honestly? She was doing so much to protect him and Ellie. And he was going to help as much as he could. If that involved getting his diploma early and getting a job? And not bothering with college? Whatever.

He'd even found a garage that would take him on if he got his diploma early. Jazz was so proud of him for his hard he was studying. She didn't know why, but she would soon. He was taking the exams next Monday. Then it would be a little while before he got his results and could drop out of school. Ancients he couldn't wait.

The garage was one he knew worked with Red Hood's gang a lot. But they did good work around crime alley. And the pay was good. It would let him help support them properly, with money left over fun savings even. So Jazz would just have to like it. Besides, he could still earn on the job qualifications! There were all sorts out there for mechanics. And he could save up and go to college later.

He was just glad it was a later shift. It meant he could take care of Ellie in the mornings. Which would help even more! He'd planned it all out. All his arguments and plans. Jazz might get upset but he wanted to do this. Now it was a waiting game. It could only work if he passed the tests. But well... He'd only been struggling at Casper High cause of the ghosts. So his grades were up, and he was already back to being so far ahead he was bored to tears. He could at least pass, if not get the fantastic mark he would it be waited longer.

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I love the idea that Jazz is 100% aware of what Danny is doing, or even that Jason (as Red Hood) approached her about it when he heard Danny was asking around looking for jobs.

Because at first Jason was just checking in on them, from a distance. Keeping an eye on them and making sure no one gave them a hard time or any of the people they're so clearly trying to hide from show up.

But then he catches Jazz creeping out to the roof one night while Ellie and Danny are sleeping, taking a moment to herself where they won't hear her cry because she's doing everything she can and she doesn't regret it for a second but it's a lot of weight on her shoulders trying to balance it all. Danny and Ellie need her strong, need her certain and focused and to always have a plan be it for running from the GIW or scraping together enough money for rent.

And she's *exhausted*

And Jason isn't a creep, he hasn't been stalking them - at least by Bat standards - but he has been keeping an eye out and he doesn't *know* them but he's picked things up. From his check ins, from what other people say. The Nightingales are good people, kind people, dealt a shitty hand and getting through it all by the skin of their teeth.

So he takes a breath and a chance and joins her on the roof, awkward but trying as he asks if she's okay.

He should have thought twice about dropping down without warning or Tim's casual mentioning that she was armed during her interview a few weeks back. Stupid, but he wasn't really thinking and well at least she wasn't crying anymore - mostly because she was glaring down at him from where she'd handed him his ass while holding a gun to his chest, but he'd take what he could get.

Besides it was kinda cute when she realized just who she'd pinned to the gravel roof below her and went bright red and started to stutter in embarrassment, apologizing like crazy as if Jason wasn't the total idiot of this situation.

They spent a good hour just sitting and talking after that.

It was...easy. Comfortable in a way he wasn't used to conversations being. They talked siblings and responsibilities and the weight of taking care of the people you love and bad adaptations of their favorite books.

It became a routine.

A couple times a week they met on the rood and talked. Sometimes she'd bring up tea or coffee for them to sip on, she was always respectful of the mask. He'd swing by and grab them snacks and they'd eat while sharing pieces of their day.

When he heard that her brother had been ducking his head into places, looking for a job to try and lighten his sister's load well. He had an idea. Not one that he was willing to put into motion without her blessing though.

She sighed when he told her, leaning tiredly against his side as she pulled his jacket around herself a little tighter - the wind was biting up on the rooftops, and Jason has learned some amount of manners from Alfred over the years. He wasn't just going to leave a lady to shiver when he had a perfectly comfortable jacket to offer.

(Jazz never did bring a coat up with her for these talks. Jason never mentioned it either.)

"Is that why he's been studying so hard?" She leaned her head against his shoulder and Jason was helpless to do anything but settle an arm around her shoulders. For reassurance. And nothing else. "I thought he was finally getting excited about school again."

"Could be both." He offered, chest warm at the thankful smile she turned up at him. "Would you be okay with him working at my shop? I can have the guy running it say the position was filled if not, push him back to sticking to school."

Jazz gave a wry laugh. "Like it'd be that easy." She shook her head, smile fond and a touch exasperated at the same time. "No, if he doesn't work there he'll find somewhere else. Knowing our luck he'd end up accidentally working for a Rogue or something." Her smile lost the exasperation as she looked at him, the fondness only warmed. "If you're okay with it, I'd like him to work there. I feel better knowing you'll be keeping an eye out for him."

A few weeks later when Danny came storming triumphantly into the back office where Jason had been swearing his way through receipts it it was with his official paperwork in hand ready and excited for thr job that was still open for him.

He heard about how excited the kid was later that night, curled up against the Gotham chill on what had quickly become his favorite rooftop.

He would have done it anyway, Danny was a good kid. Bright and good hearted with a blind determination to help his loved ones that could easily get him in trouble in a place like Gotham. Jason made a point of looking after all the kids in the Alley and making sure they had someone watching their back.

He couldn't lie and say that the bright, sweet smile and the warm arms that wrapped around him in a hug didn't hurt though.

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Oh yes! He thought he was being sneaky and clever! Never suspecting a thing! But Jazz was proud of him. He not only shored up two years of spotty education, but pushed through and managed to speed through the next two. He condensed years worth of school into a few months. And got his diploma so he could work. He might not have gotten the extremely high grades Jazz did. But she took her time. Did it over the four years it was meant to take. Not six months. Not six months of frantic studying.

And she knows where he's working, and that Hood is looking out for him. And that's such a relief as well. She knows Hood as well as anyone can. She knows his morals, and his lines. And a lot of his reasoning behind why he acts the way he does. He's a good man. Ready to take out real threats to his people. And she's glad her brother can work for him. Can work somewhere safe. With a job he enjoys and is good at.

It hurts that they have to do this. That her little brother has been forced to assume an adults role. But hadn't she? She was also forced to grow up too early. She'd always been more his Mom than Maddie ever had. And she's so proud of the man he's growing up to. That he was planning for the future. And got his diploma instead of just dropping out. That he had a financial plan that would let him save up. That he knew what certificates he could get while working to add to his portfolio. That he chose a shift that would let him look after Ellie.

And sometimes it hurts so badly that he has no other choice. That they have no other choice. But she's still so very proud of how strong he is proving to be. How well he is doing. She's just got to burst with his much she loves him at times. He did this to help her. To give her a break. So it didn't rest on just her shoulders.

And it's such a show of love that she cried all over poor Hood. He clearly had no idea what to do. He was so confused by it the poor man. By the end of it she was giggling into his (very nicely muscled) chest. While he hugged her and silently panicked.

She ended that night by giving him a kiss on the cheek. He looked so startled you'd think she'd pulled a gun on him(again). He clearly wasn't used to people seeing past the violence. But, there was a real sense of safety and community being built under his care.

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Dick: ... So little wing. Got something to share?

Jason: Fuck off! No! Have it! She was just saying thanks!

Tim: Often get a kiss on the cheek from pretty women as thanks do you Hood?

Bruce: ... Chatter after patrol!

Oracle: No no B! I'm invested now! It's been months!

Jason: Guys! The fuck! She only knows me as Hood! How is that meant to work?!

Bruce:... Hood is right.

Tim: Oh please. Ms Fenton is trustworthy. And more than capable. We all saw her knock Hood on his ass.

Jason: ... I didn't know you had footage of that.

Dick: Oh we do! So. When are you gonna ask her out????

Jason: Fuck off! I don't even know she's interested!

Damian:... If only to stop your dreadful pining. Even I can tell she finds you attractive.

Tim: I am pretty sure it was when you offered her a shoulder to cry on. When her brother asked for jobs and she felt like a failure?

Jason: ... You all know way too much about this. O, have you been uploading my feeds to watch as fucking soap opera shit?

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Jason keeps not asking Jazz out.

They sit and talk almost every night now, it's become how he ends his patrols. Jazz still doesn't bring a jacket up even though fall is creeping in and it's getting colder, just quietly let's him shrug his leather jacket off and settle it around her. She *has* started bringing a blanket up along with some tea, and they share both, legs and arms and shoulders pressed tightly together - the blanket isn't perhaps exactly big enough for the both of them - as they talk until late night tips into early morning.

It's driving his family a little crazy.

Even *Bruce* is "subtly" nudging him along at this point, commenting on how happy he seemed recently, talking about how he should get to know the Nightingales more, maybe introduce his civilian identity to Jazz.

Alfred is threatening to withhold post patrol deserts if Jason doesn't get his shit together soon, silver brow arched high as Jason stutters and stammers about Jazz not being interested.

Something has to be done, and as is so often the case when it comes to his family and his useless siblings, it falls to Damian to handle matters.

Jasmine Nightingale is clearly not expecting to see Robin perched at her kitchen window at three in the morning, but he would give it to the woman that she handles it surprisingly well for a civilian. She doesn't shreik or fling anything dramatically, she *does* duck behind the wobbling kitchen island and pull a gun on him, but she's quick to get back up on her feet and put the weapon away when she realizes who it is tapping on her window.

He would also grant that she clearly had proper priorities when, upon throwing the window open to speak to him, her first words to him were a worried question about Red Hood's well being, hand twitching for the weapon she'd holstered with a gleam in her eye that said she was willing to go out and fight should she hear anything had happened to Damian's brother.

Yes, she was indeed a suitable companion for Jason, he felt. Though that had been established the moment she laughed with bright sincerity at one of his god awful jokes. Now he just needed to get all this nonsense Jason had in his head about her lack of interest sorted out.

Jazz: You almost scared me the rest of the way to death, what's going on, are *you* okay? I have some medical supplies if your hurt.

Damian: Tt I'm fine. I'm here on an important matter, I need to ask you a question of the highest import and i need your complete honesty. Do no even think of attempting to lie, i will know

Jazz, nervous: O...Kay. What do you want to know?

Damian, ignoring his family losing their shit over the comms as they realize where he is and who he's talking to: I need to know your intentions for Red Hood.

Jazz, thinking this was gonna be about the Ghost stuff and now thrown: my...intentions?

Damian: Yes. I need to know if you see him romantically or not.

Jazz: ...what?

Damian, now able to hear Jason's heavy stomping feet storming over rooftops down the street: Answer quickly I'm on a time limit.

Dick, dejected over thr comms: Does this mean I won't get to sing Kiss the Girl after all?

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Danny of course was woken by the disturbance. And was quickly by Jazz's side. He slowly worked through what had been said as he woke up. Fully ready to fight, but not fully awake. Then he grinned mischievous and looked at his sister.

I think we have all been missing one important detail.

Ellie.

Ellie ships Jason and Jazz and has been trying to get them together in her own “little kid who only has Disney as a reference for what romance is like”.

She totally sang “Kiss the Girl” before Nightwing, who is both jealous and proud of his future niece. They both agree to sing it as a duet at Jason and Jazz’s wedding.

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Ellie went for something a little cuter. And a little more impactful.

Jazz and Jason are cuddling on the roof. When Ellie toddles out looking for hugs. She looks herself in the middle of them and snuggles into Jason happily. While he is just like.... What the fuck! smol! baaby! Halp! She then peers up all big baby eyes. Big and bright and hopeful.

Ellie: Are you gonna marry Mommy? Am I gonna get a Papa?

And Jason? His brain shuts down as Jazz tries to make it easier for him to leave. Jason is caught between that's a terrible idea! Who would trust me with their kid! Oh fuck no! And, oh... Jazz could be wife. Could be wife... AnD we have baby. Already have baby. No need to risk pregnancy.

Meanwhile? Oracle has played that clip for the batfam. Who are dying. Fuck she's cute! Go future niece! Work those baby blues!

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Dick will totally train Dani to use her beautiful blue eyes to their full potential, if that's how he realizes she's a meta with a slight ability to alter her body? he won't talk about it, the training in puppy eyes must remain secret!

He hopes to take a lead to be the favorite uncle…

ironically, it's on him that the eyes of puppies are most effective.

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Jokes on Dick. Danny already taught her everything. Ellie just allows it because it's funny! And Danny is the favourite thank you very much! He did not complete school two years early, and get a job that gives him the morning to care for her to give up his spot! You can let it from his cold dead hands!

Dick... Had to respect that. Yeah, you did indeed push through a lot to school work in a very short time frame to give your older sister her mornings free. And you do spend 6am to 11am as Ellie's primary guardian/carer. Dick... Can't compete with that. Not without quitting his job.

Jason is clearly helping behind the scenes yes. But Danny did still go out of his way to get his diploma. And he is actually good at his job. It's not an in deserved job at all. Tim is absolutely intending to see if he can be poached to Wayne Enterprises. Maybe they can convince him to do a part time job/college degree position. Hmm decisions decisions.

Meanwhile Ellie? Is getting spoiled rotten. She has all sorts of new family she can cuddle with its great! New Papa is good. She likes him a lot! And none of them are immune to her puppy dog eyes yet! Except Great Gampa. But he gives good hugs. And good cookies.

Especially to force this group of vigilante misfits to sit down and heal properly.

Ellie receive extra cookies when she use her puppy dog eyes on them to stay put.

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Ellie even learned how to get tears to form. To make herself look like she's trying to not cry.

It's extra effective. And Danny is so damn proud. It took them hours to get that right! Danny is the only one she never tried it on. He just does it back. And sometimes. He will pick her uo, and do the same expression. In front of people. So they know who taught her. Dick is impressed by the sheer gall.

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Here me out, cause she never gets to be as much of a chaos gremlin and she deserves it, Jazz is the one that taught Danny.

She acts like the put together adult of the family, but once upon a time she was Jack Fenton's little girl and she knew how to use her big eyes and tears to her advantage. Maddie was resistant, but that just meant she presented baby Jazz with a *challenge* by the time Danny was old enough to teach him she was the undisputed master. Danny & Ellie are good, great even, but they are nothing compared to Jazz when it comes to the Big Eyes.

Alfred is immune to everyone's puppy eyes...except Jazz.

Jazz knows this. Alfred knows this. They tell no one. It's the nuclear option, only to be used in the most dire of situations (Alfred running himself ragged and refusing to listen to anyone when they tell him to get some rest, Bruce learned from the best/worst in this way lol).

Thr Batfam is terrified of how Jazz seemingly is able to talk Alfred into anything. Bruce thinks it's a meta ability. The rest of the family is split between blackmail or some kind of barter system understandable only by the gods.

Danny & Ellie have their suspicions but aren't going to say anything. Alfred and Jazz as a united front is a terrifying prospect and they aren't risking that kind of smoke lol

Jason is more in love than ever with his new family.

(Bruce gave Jason his mother’s ring to propose with, they both cried about it for a long time).

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Jason caught her at it. And he loves this woman so goddamn much! Alfie haunning running himself ragged all week. Jazz got the stubborn look on her face and walked to the kitchen. And Jason. Wanted to see what was going to happen.

Jazz just walked up to Alfred and let the worry shine through, eyes big and watery. Light hitch in her breath as she spoke. And Alfred folded just like Dickie-bird did to Ellie.

Jazz: Please Alf? You are making us worry. Ellie would love to spend a few hours with you? For my sake?

Alfred:... That is a dirty rotten trick Miss Jazz. Yes I shall spend the evening with Miss Ellie. I suppose I shall leave the kitchen to you and Master Jason.

Jazz: Thanks Alf. You know me and Jason can be trusted with your kitchen.

Jason snuck away so they wouldn't see. But damn. Jazz was ruthless. God's he loved her so much. No wonder where Elllie and Danny learned it! He scooped Ellie up in a hug and nuzzled her stomach as she shrieked happily.

Jason: Your Mama is a gremlin too isn't she!

Ellie giggled and grinned at that. Whispering badly to answer.

Ellie: Shh. Secret! Mommy is the best gremlin!

I love and adore everywhere you went with this.

It wasn't what I thought, but I love it 🤩

Anyway, to the angst!:

ok, but - can we think about it from the non-Phanteam POV?

Why Hood started looking at her in afirst place?

What happened after a nobody from nowhere pointed a gun at the richest man in town?

A Mother's Choice

Let's go back, please, several months ago. For the first time Jazz had been in the Wayne Tower.

Her interview goes pretty well, she thinks. He doesn't get too much into her personal life, just asking if she has any dependents.

(Yes, she tell him. Two - a younger brother and her daughter. When she point it out that way, she can always almost see the pity in their eyes. She usually hates it, but this time it's necessary).

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The fact she didn't even wait a second? The level of paranoia. The things Ellie was saying? Oh yes they would want to keep an eye on the family. It's why Hood was keeping an eye on them. He didn't do a deep dive. Left that to his family. But he observed.

Bruce? Would look, and see the truth in her statement. This is a woman who would go through hell to keep her family safe. He can see the spine of steel. The total lack of hesitation. The protective urge to destroy any threat. And the will to see it done.

In order to keep his city safe? He needs to know what the threat is. So he can stop it before it reaches the much too young girl with haunted eyes. Before it can set off a chain reaction leading to destruction. And, he has to say he respects the woman in front of him. She is young, too young really. But she is clearly a survivor, and a protector. He can work with that.

Oh, yes. But I was going with more.

Let us remember that Jazz is currently 19 years old. Having a baby, at this age, wouldn't be so weird. Not common - but not a strange thing.

Having a FIVE YEARS OLD kid, however, means she gave birth at fourteen.

Take that, add a dysfunctional family background, financial problems, and hyper vigilance?

You don't need to be a detective to figure this out.

(especially Jason, who grew up and is intimately familiar with that kind of circumstances. Who saw generations grow and die, stuck in a similar cycle. Who had a mother who sold him out).

[It's getting dark. I'm sorry. I'm in lots of pain and sad and it SHOWS.

TW: mentions of child abuse, child sexual abuse, teen pregnancy and abortion\motherhood, teen prostitution, possible grooming?

Discussions about trauma.]

Interlude: Memories (How did we get here?)

..

She didn't plan that. She made her choice, years ago.

She was fourteen and scared and young and poor and STRUGGLE, trying to find a way out. She couldn't do it.

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prompt 15.08 - Love and Protect

Tim sighs and stretches his arms. One more interview and it's over for today. The last interview for the day is with one Jazz Nightingale, a psychology major.

"So, why did you apply for the Martha Wayne Scholarship?"

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She's an interesting person. A small town girl with good grades and impressive resume. Yet she's alert as any other batkid - her eyes scan the room, and he's pretty sure she's armed.

Interesting.

They finish the interview, and as they shake hands, she freeze and then start running away.

Interviews ARE stressful, but usually people don't come out running. He check the security feed, trying to follow her, and find a strange scenario:

There's a a small girl in a pink dress, seating on the floor and crying as she hold some stuffed animal (wait... is it a ghost?)

Bruce kneeling by her, quietly trying to question her about her family.

"GET AWAY FROM HER, FRUITLOOP!" Is suddenly ahout as Jazz enter the screen and pick up the crying toddler.

"What happened, dear? Where's your brother?"

"mommy," The toddler start crying louder. "I wake up and you are not home. I think they take you and they cut you and-"

"hush, hush, honey. I'm here. I'm safe". Jazz says as she hold the kid tightly.

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Or: Ellie was captured and vivisactwd for a short tet traumatic time. She still has nightmares.

As a way to keep her from melting, CW got her to be around 4/5 years old, and the kids run away.

The Nightingales move to Gotham. Danny (16), his older sister Jazz (19) and her daughter Ellie (5).

The bats find about them as Jazz apply for scholarship.

There identities are fake, but they seem to be under some kind of wetness protection.

(there aren't many reasons that leave a single mom teen and her younger brother in witness protection).

The bats have their theories. Red Hood try to check from time to time about them.

Shenanigans happen.

[I go with anger managment. But I ALWAYS go with AM]

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Danny knew Jazz might not approve of what he was planning. But honestly? She was doing so much to protect him and Ellie. And he was going to help as much as he could. If that involved getting his diploma early and getting a job? And not bothering with college? Whatever.

He'd even found a garage that would take him on if he got his diploma early. Jazz was so proud of him for his hard he was studying. She didn't know why, but she would soon. He was taking the exams next Monday. Then it would be a little while before he got his results and could drop out of school. Ancients he couldn't wait.

The garage was one he knew worked with Red Hood's gang a lot. But they did good work around crime alley. And the pay was good. It would let him help support them properly, with money left over fun savings even. So Jazz would just have to like it. Besides, he could still earn on the job qualifications! There were all sorts out there for mechanics. And he could save up and go to college later.

He was just glad it was a later shift. It meant he could take care of Ellie in the mornings. Which would help even more! He'd planned it all out. All his arguments and plans. Jazz might get upset but he wanted to do this. Now it was a waiting game. It could only work if he passed the tests. But well... He'd only been struggling at Casper High cause of the ghosts. So his grades were up, and he was already back to being so far ahead he was bored to tears. He could at least pass, if not get the fantastic mark he would it be waited longer.

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I love the idea that Jazz is 100% aware of what Danny is doing, or even that Jason (as Red Hood) approached her about it when he heard Danny was asking around looking for jobs.

Because at first Jason was just checking in on them, from a distance. Keeping an eye on them and making sure no one gave them a hard time or any of the people they're so clearly trying to hide from show up.

But then he catches Jazz creeping out to the roof one night while Ellie and Danny are sleeping, taking a moment to herself where they won't hear her cry because she's doing everything she can and she doesn't regret it for a second but it's a lot of weight on her shoulders trying to balance it all. Danny and Ellie need her strong, need her certain and focused and to always have a plan be it for running from the GIW or scraping together enough money for rent.

And she's *exhausted*

And Jason isn't a creep, he hasn't been stalking them - at least by Bat standards - but he has been keeping an eye out and he doesn't *know* them but he's picked things up. From his check ins, from what other people say. The Nightingales are good people, kind people, dealt a shitty hand and getting through it all by the skin of their teeth.

So he takes a breath and a chance and joins her on the roof, awkward but trying as he asks if she's okay.

He should have thought twice about dropping down without warning or Tim's casual mentioning that she was armed during her interview a few weeks back. Stupid, but he wasn't really thinking and well at least she wasn't crying anymore - mostly because she was glaring down at him from where she'd handed him his ass while holding a gun to his chest, but he'd take what he could get.

Besides it was kinda cute when she realized just who she'd pinned to the gravel roof below her and went bright red and started to stutter in embarrassment, apologizing like crazy as if Jason wasn't the total idiot of this situation.

They spent a good hour just sitting and talking after that.

It was...easy. Comfortable in a way he wasn't used to conversations being. They talked siblings and responsibilities and the weight of taking care of the people you love and bad adaptations of their favorite books.

It became a routine.

A couple times a week they met on the rood and talked. Sometimes she'd bring up tea or coffee for them to sip on, she was always respectful of the mask. He'd swing by and grab them snacks and they'd eat while sharing pieces of their day.

When he heard that her brother had been ducking his head into places, looking for a job to try and lighten his sister's load well. He had an idea. Not one that he was willing to put into motion without her blessing though.

She sighed when he told her, leaning tiredly against his side as she pulled his jacket around herself a little tighter - the wind was biting up on the rooftops, and Jason has learned some amount of manners from Alfred over the years. He wasn't just going to leave a lady to shiver when he had a perfectly comfortable jacket to offer.

(Jazz never did bring a coat up with her for these talks. Jason never mentioned it either.)

"Is that why he's been studying so hard?" She leaned her head against his shoulder and Jason was helpless to do anything but settle an arm around her shoulders. For reassurance. And nothing else. "I thought he was finally getting excited about school again."

"Could be both." He offered, chest warm at the thankful smile she turned up at him. "Would you be okay with him working at my shop? I can have the guy running it say the position was filled if not, push him back to sticking to school."

Jazz gave a wry laugh. "Like it'd be that easy." She shook her head, smile fond and a touch exasperated at the same time. "No, if he doesn't work there he'll find somewhere else. Knowing our luck he'd end up accidentally working for a Rogue or something." Her smile lost the exasperation as she looked at him, the fondness only warmed. "If you're okay with it, I'd like him to work there. I feel better knowing you'll be keeping an eye out for him."

A few weeks later when Danny came storming triumphantly into the back office where Jason had been swearing his way through receipts it it was with his official paperwork in hand ready and excited for thr job that was still open for him.

He heard about how excited the kid was later that night, curled up against the Gotham chill on what had quickly become his favorite rooftop.

He would have done it anyway, Danny was a good kid. Bright and good hearted with a blind determination to help his loved ones that could easily get him in trouble in a place like Gotham. Jason made a point of looking after all the kids in the Alley and making sure they had someone watching their back.

He couldn't lie and say that the bright, sweet smile and the warm arms that wrapped around him in a hug didn't hurt though.

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Oh yes! He thought he was being sneaky and clever! Never suspecting a thing! But Jazz was proud of him. He not only shored up two years of spotty education, but pushed through and managed to speed through the next two. He condensed years worth of school into a few months. And got his diploma so he could work. He might not have gotten the extremely high grades Jazz did. But she took her time. Did it over the four years it was meant to take. Not six months. Not six months of frantic studying.

And she knows where he's working, and that Hood is looking out for him. And that's such a relief as well. She knows Hood as well as anyone can. She knows his morals, and his lines. And a lot of his reasoning behind why he acts the way he does. He's a good man. Ready to take out real threats to his people. And she's glad her brother can work for him. Can work somewhere safe. With a job he enjoys and is good at.

It hurts that they have to do this. That her little brother has been forced to assume an adults role. But hadn't she? She was also forced to grow up too early. She'd always been more his Mom than Maddie ever had. And she's so proud of the man he's growing up to. That he was planning for the future. And got his diploma instead of just dropping out. That he had a financial plan that would let him save up. That he knew what certificates he could get while working to add to his portfolio. That he chose a shift that would let him look after Ellie.

And sometimes it hurts so badly that he has no other choice. That they have no other choice. But she's still so very proud of how strong he is proving to be. How well he is doing. She's just got to burst with his much she loves him at times. He did this to help her. To give her a break. So it didn't rest on just her shoulders.

And it's such a show of love that she cried all over poor Hood. He clearly had no idea what to do. He was so confused by it the poor man. By the end of it she was giggling into his (very nicely muscled) chest. While he hugged her and silently panicked.

She ended that night by giving him a kiss on the cheek. He looked so startled you'd think she'd pulled a gun on him(again). He clearly wasn't used to people seeing past the violence. But, there was a real sense of safety and community being built under his care.

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Dick: ... So little wing. Got something to share?

Jason: Fuck off! No! Have it! She was just saying thanks!

Tim: Often get a kiss on the cheek from pretty women as thanks do you Hood?

Bruce: ... Chatter after patrol!

Oracle: No no B! I'm invested now! It's been months!

Jason: Guys! The fuck! She only knows me as Hood! How is that meant to work?!

Bruce:... Hood is right.

Tim: Oh please. Ms Fenton is trustworthy. And more than capable. We all saw her knock Hood on his ass.

Jason: ... I didn't know you had footage of that.

Dick: Oh we do! So. When are you gonna ask her out????

Jason: Fuck off! I don't even know she's interested!

Damian:... If only to stop your dreadful pining. Even I can tell she finds you attractive.

Tim: I am pretty sure it was when you offered her a shoulder to cry on. When her brother asked for jobs and she felt like a failure?

Jason: ... You all know way too much about this. O, have you been uploading my feeds to watch as fucking soap opera shit?

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Jason keeps not asking Jazz out.

They sit and talk almost every night now, it's become how he ends his patrols. Jazz still doesn't bring a jacket up even though fall is creeping in and it's getting colder, just quietly let's him shrug his leather jacket off and settle it around her. She *has* started bringing a blanket up along with some tea, and they share both, legs and arms and shoulders pressed tightly together - the blanket isn't perhaps exactly big enough for the both of them - as they talk until late night tips into early morning.

It's driving his family a little crazy.

Even *Bruce* is "subtly" nudging him along at this point, commenting on how happy he seemed recently, talking about how he should get to know the Nightingales more, maybe introduce his civilian identity to Jazz.

Alfred is threatening to withhold post patrol deserts if Jason doesn't get his shit together soon, silver brow arched high as Jason stutters and stammers about Jazz not being interested.

Something has to be done, and as is so often the case when it comes to his family and his useless siblings, it falls to Damian to handle matters.

Jasmine Nightingale is clearly not expecting to see Robin perched at her kitchen window at three in the morning, but he would give it to the woman that she handles it surprisingly well for a civilian. She doesn't shreik or fling anything dramatically, she *does* duck behind the wobbling kitchen island and pull a gun on him, but she's quick to get back up on her feet and put the weapon away when she realizes who it is tapping on her window.

He would also grant that she clearly had proper priorities when, upon throwing the window open to speak to him, her first words to him were a worried question about Red Hood's well being, hand twitching for the weapon she'd holstered with a gleam in her eye that said she was willing to go out and fight should she hear anything had happened to Damian's brother.

Yes, she was indeed a suitable companion for Jason, he felt. Though that had been established the moment she laughed with bright sincerity at one of his god awful jokes. Now he just needed to get all this nonsense Jason had in his head about her lack of interest sorted out.

Jazz: You almost scared me the rest of the way to death, what's going on, are *you* okay? I have some medical supplies if your hurt.

Damian: Tt I'm fine. I'm here on an important matter, I need to ask you a question of the highest import and i need your complete honesty. Do no even think of attempting to lie, i will know

Jazz, nervous: O...Kay. What do you want to know?

Damian, ignoring his family losing their shit over the comms as they realize where he is and who he's talking to: I need to know your intentions for Red Hood.

Jazz, thinking this was gonna be about the Ghost stuff and now thrown: my...intentions?

Damian: Yes. I need to know if you see him romantically or not.

Jazz: ...what?

Damian, now able to hear Jason's heavy stomping feet storming over rooftops down the street: Answer quickly I'm on a time limit.

Dick, dejected over thr comms: Does this mean I won't get to sing Kiss the Girl after all?

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Danny of course was woken by the disturbance. And was quickly by Jazz's side. He slowly worked through what had been said as he woke up. Fully ready to fight, but not fully awake. Then he grinned mischievous and looked at his sister.

I think we have all been missing one important detail.

Ellie.

Ellie ships Jason and Jazz and has been trying to get them together in her own “little kid who only has Disney as a reference for what romance is like”.

She totally sang “Kiss the Girl” before Nightwing, who is both jealous and proud of his future niece. They both agree to sing it as a duet at Jason and Jazz’s wedding.

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Ellie went for something a little cuter. And a little more impactful.

Jazz and Jason are cuddling on the roof. When Ellie toddles out looking for hugs. She looks herself in the middle of them and snuggles into Jason happily. While he is just like.... What the fuck! smol! baaby! Halp! She then peers up all big baby eyes. Big and bright and hopeful.

Ellie: Are you gonna marry Mommy? Am I gonna get a Papa?

And Jason? His brain shuts down as Jazz tries to make it easier for him to leave. Jason is caught between that's a terrible idea! Who would trust me with their kid! Oh fuck no! And, oh... Jazz could be wife. Could be wife... AnD we have baby. Already have baby. No need to risk pregnancy.

Meanwhile? Oracle has played that clip for the batfam. Who are dying. Fuck she's cute! Go future niece! Work those baby blues!

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Dick will totally train Dani to use her beautiful blue eyes to their full potential, if that's how he realizes she's a meta with a slight ability to alter her body? he won't talk about it, the training in puppy eyes must remain secret!

He hopes to take a lead to be the favorite uncle…

ironically, it's on him that the eyes of puppies are most effective.

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Jokes on Dick. Danny already taught her everything. Ellie just allows it because it's funny! And Danny is the favourite thank you very much! He did not complete school two years early, and get a job that gives him the morning to care for her to give up his spot! You can let it from his cold dead hands!

Dick... Had to respect that. Yeah, you did indeed push through a lot to school work in a very short time frame to give your older sister her mornings free. And you do spend 6am to 11am as Ellie's primary guardian/carer. Dick... Can't compete with that. Not without quitting his job.

Jason is clearly helping behind the scenes yes. But Danny did still go out of his way to get his diploma. And he is actually good at his job. It's not an in deserved job at all. Tim is absolutely intending to see if he can be poached to Wayne Enterprises. Maybe they can convince him to do a part time job/college degree position. Hmm decisions decisions.

Meanwhile Ellie? Is getting spoiled rotten. She has all sorts of new family she can cuddle with its great! New Papa is good. She likes him a lot! And none of them are immune to her puppy dog eyes yet! Except Great Gampa. But he gives good hugs. And good cookies.

Especially to force this group of vigilante misfits to sit down and heal properly.

Ellie receive extra cookies when she use her puppy dog eyes on them to stay put.

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Ellie even learned how to get tears to form. To make herself look like she's trying to not cry.

It's extra effective. And Danny is so damn proud. It took them hours to get that right! Danny is the only one she never tried it on. He just does it back. And sometimes. He will pick her uo, and do the same expression. In front of people. So they know who taught her. Dick is impressed by the sheer gall.

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Here me out, cause she never gets to be as much of a chaos gremlin and she deserves it, Jazz is the one that taught Danny.

She acts like the put together adult of the family, but once upon a time she was Jack Fenton's little girl and she knew how to use her big eyes and tears to her advantage. Maddie was resistant, but that just meant she presented baby Jazz with a *challenge* by the time Danny was old enough to teach him she was the undisputed master. Danny & Ellie are good, great even, but they are nothing compared to Jazz when it comes to the Big Eyes.

Alfred is immune to everyone's puppy eyes...except Jazz.

Jazz knows this. Alfred knows this. They tell no one. It's the nuclear option, only to be used in the most dire of situations (Alfred running himself ragged and refusing to listen to anyone when they tell him to get some rest, Bruce learned from the best/worst in this way lol).

Thr Batfam is terrified of how Jazz seemingly is able to talk Alfred into anything. Bruce thinks it's a meta ability. The rest of the family is split between blackmail or some kind of barter system understandable only by the gods.

Danny & Ellie have their suspicions but aren't going to say anything. Alfred and Jazz as a united front is a terrifying prospect and they aren't risking that kind of smoke lol

Jason is more in love than ever with his new family.

(Bruce gave Jason his mother’s ring to propose with, they both cried about it for a long time).

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Jason caught her at it. And he loves this woman so goddamn much! Alfie haunning running himself ragged all week. Jazz got the stubborn look on her face and walked to the kitchen. And Jason. Wanted to see what was going to happen.

Jazz just walked up to Alfred and let the worry shine through, eyes big and watery. Light hitch in her breath as she spoke. And Alfred folded just like Dickie-bird did to Ellie.

Jazz: Please Alf? You are making us worry. Ellie would love to spend a few hours with you? For my sake?

Alfred:... That is a dirty rotten trick Miss Jazz. Yes I shall spend the evening with Miss Ellie. I suppose I shall leave the kitchen to you and Master Jason.

Jazz: Thanks Alf. You know me and Jason can be trusted with your kitchen.

Jason snuck away so they wouldn't see. But damn. Jazz was ruthless. God's he loved her so much. No wonder where Elllie and Danny learned it! He scooped Ellie up in a hug and nuzzled her stomach as she shrieked happily.

Jason: Your Mama is a gremlin too isn't she!

Ellie giggled and grinned at that. Whispering badly to answer.

Ellie: Shh. Secret! Mommy is the best gremlin!

I love and adore everywhere you went with this.

It wasn't what I thought, but I love it 🤩

Anyway, to the angst!:

ok, but - can we think about it from the non-Phanteam POV?

Why Hood started looking at her in afirst place?

What happened after a nobody from nowhere pointed a gun at the richest man in town?

A Mother's Choice

Let's go back, please, several months ago. For the first time Jazz had been in the Wayne Tower.

Her interview goes pretty well, she thinks. He doesn't get too much into her personal life, just asking if she has any dependents.

(Yes, she tell him. Two - a younger brother and her daughter. When she point it out that way, she can always almost see the pity in their eyes. She usually hates it, but this time it's necessary).

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Tim sighs and stretches his arms. One more interview and it's over for today. The last interview for the day is with one Jazz Nightingale, a psychology major.

"So, why did you apply for the Martha Wayne Scholarship?"

...

She's an interesting person. A small town girl with good grades and impressive resume. Yet she's alert as any other batkid - her eyes scan the room, and he's pretty sure she's armed.

Interesting.

They finish the interview, and as they shake hands, she freeze and then start running away.

Interviews ARE stressful, but usually people don't come out running. He check the security feed, trying to follow her, and find a strange scenario:

There's a a small girl in a pink dress, seating on the floor and crying as she hold some stuffed animal (wait... is it a ghost?)

Bruce kneeling by her, quietly trying to question her about her family.

"GET AWAY FROM HER, FRUITLOOP!" Is suddenly ahout as Jazz enter the screen and pick up the crying toddler.

"What happened, dear? Where's your brother?"

"mommy," The toddler start crying louder. "I wake up and you are not home. I think they take you and they cut you and-"

"hush, hush, honey. I'm here. I'm safe". Jazz says as she hold the kid tightly.

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Or: Ellie was captured and vivisactwd for a short tet traumatic time. She still has nightmares.

As a way to keep her from melting, CW got her to be around 4/5 years old, and the kids run away.

The Nightingales move to Gotham. Danny (16), his older sister Jazz (19) and her daughter Ellie (5).

The bats find about them as Jazz apply for scholarship.

There identities are fake, but they seem to be under some kind of wetness protection.

(there aren't many reasons that leave a single mom teen and her younger brother in witness protection).

The bats have their theories. Red Hood try to check from time to time about them.

Shenanigans happen.

[I go with anger managment. But I ALWAYS go with AM]

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Danny knew Jazz might not approve of what he was planning. But honestly? She was doing so much to protect him and Ellie. And he was going to help as much as he could. If that involved getting his diploma early and getting a job? And not bothering with college? Whatever.

He'd even found a garage that would take him on if he got his diploma early. Jazz was so proud of him for his hard he was studying. She didn't know why, but she would soon. He was taking the exams next Monday. Then it would be a little while before he got his results and could drop out of school. Ancients he couldn't wait.

The garage was one he knew worked with Red Hood's gang a lot. But they did good work around crime alley. And the pay was good. It would let him help support them properly, with money left over fun savings even. So Jazz would just have to like it. Besides, he could still earn on the job qualifications! There were all sorts out there for mechanics. And he could save up and go to college later.

He was just glad it was a later shift. It meant he could take care of Ellie in the mornings. Which would help even more! He'd planned it all out. All his arguments and plans. Jazz might get upset but he wanted to do this. Now it was a waiting game. It could only work if he passed the tests. But well... He'd only been struggling at Casper High cause of the ghosts. So his grades were up, and he was already back to being so far ahead he was bored to tears. He could at least pass, if not get the fantastic mark he would it be waited longer.

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I love the idea that Jazz is 100% aware of what Danny is doing, or even that Jason (as Red Hood) approached her about it when he heard Danny was asking around looking for jobs.

Because at first Jason was just checking in on them, from a distance. Keeping an eye on them and making sure no one gave them a hard time or any of the people they're so clearly trying to hide from show up.

But then he catches Jazz creeping out to the roof one night while Ellie and Danny are sleeping, taking a moment to herself where they won't hear her cry because she's doing everything she can and she doesn't regret it for a second but it's a lot of weight on her shoulders trying to balance it all. Danny and Ellie need her strong, need her certain and focused and to always have a plan be it for running from the GIW or scraping together enough money for rent.

And she's *exhausted*

And Jason isn't a creep, he hasn't been stalking them - at least by Bat standards - but he has been keeping an eye out and he doesn't *know* them but he's picked things up. From his check ins, from what other people say. The Nightingales are good people, kind people, dealt a shitty hand and getting through it all by the skin of their teeth.

So he takes a breath and a chance and joins her on the roof, awkward but trying as he asks if she's okay.

He should have thought twice about dropping down without warning or Tim's casual mentioning that she was armed during her interview a few weeks back. Stupid, but he wasn't really thinking and well at least she wasn't crying anymore - mostly because she was glaring down at him from where she'd handed him his ass while holding a gun to his chest, but he'd take what he could get.

Besides it was kinda cute when she realized just who she'd pinned to the gravel roof below her and went bright red and started to stutter in embarrassment, apologizing like crazy as if Jason wasn't the total idiot of this situation.

They spent a good hour just sitting and talking after that.

It was...easy. Comfortable in a way he wasn't used to conversations being. They talked siblings and responsibilities and the weight of taking care of the people you love and bad adaptations of their favorite books.

It became a routine.

A couple times a week they met on the rood and talked. Sometimes she'd bring up tea or coffee for them to sip on, she was always respectful of the mask. He'd swing by and grab them snacks and they'd eat while sharing pieces of their day.

When he heard that her brother had been ducking his head into places, looking for a job to try and lighten his sister's load well. He had an idea. Not one that he was willing to put into motion without her blessing though.

She sighed when he told her, leaning tiredly against his side as she pulled his jacket around herself a little tighter - the wind was biting up on the rooftops, and Jason has learned some amount of manners from Alfred over the years. He wasn't just going to leave a lady to shiver when he had a perfectly comfortable jacket to offer.

(Jazz never did bring a coat up with her for these talks. Jason never mentioned it either.)

"Is that why he's been studying so hard?" She leaned her head against his shoulder and Jason was helpless to do anything but settle an arm around her shoulders. For reassurance. And nothing else. "I thought he was finally getting excited about school again."

"Could be both." He offered, chest warm at the thankful smile she turned up at him. "Would you be okay with him working at my shop? I can have the guy running it say the position was filled if not, push him back to sticking to school."

Jazz gave a wry laugh. "Like it'd be that easy." She shook her head, smile fond and a touch exasperated at the same time. "No, if he doesn't work there he'll find somewhere else. Knowing our luck he'd end up accidentally working for a Rogue or something." Her smile lost the exasperation as she looked at him, the fondness only warmed. "If you're okay with it, I'd like him to work there. I feel better knowing you'll be keeping an eye out for him."

A few weeks later when Danny came storming triumphantly into the back office where Jason had been swearing his way through receipts it it was with his official paperwork in hand ready and excited for thr job that was still open for him.

He heard about how excited the kid was later that night, curled up against the Gotham chill on what had quickly become his favorite rooftop.

He would have done it anyway, Danny was a good kid. Bright and good hearted with a blind determination to help his loved ones that could easily get him in trouble in a place like Gotham. Jason made a point of looking after all the kids in the Alley and making sure they had someone watching their back.

He couldn't lie and say that the bright, sweet smile and the warm arms that wrapped around him in a hug didn't hurt though.

Batman in a justice league meeting.

Adorable, black haired toddler toddles in with a crooked mask on 

Ellie: Ganpa!

Batman immediately stands up and rushes over to the toddler, who had somehow snuck into the watch tower: what are you doing here little ghost?

The entire justice league slack-jawed, because that was Batman, the big scary Batman, talking in a baby voice and smiling to the little baby in his arms

Ellie: uncle win fell asweep at the big coomputer and uncle win is no fun asweep and and I saw Ganpa go in to the light tube and Ganpa is the bestest so so I got my mask because Ganpa had Ganpas mask and got In to the light tube too!

Batman: I see. You are a very smart girl for remembering your mask.

Ellie giggles, with a beaming  smile

Batman:  You’re mommy and daddy are going to be gone for another 5 hours… do you want to spend the day with grandpa? 

Ellie: Yes! Ganpa is the coolest!

The rest of the justice league meeting is spent with a toddler in Batman’s lap, and no one says anything. The entire justice league silently agrees that happy Batman is somehow 10 times scarier than normal Batman.

( you cannot tell me that Bruce does not find joy in messing with the justice league at every opportunity for all of the junk they make him put up with and bonus points he gets to spend the day with his granddaughter, earning Grampa points. That man lives in a family of gremlins. He’s one of them. He is just better at hiding it.)

Hell yeah.

I love it 😍❤️

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Superman and Wonder Woman would be there after the meeting.

Wonder Woman: Grampa?

Superman: When did this happen?

Batman:... Hood started dating a single Mom. This is their child. Her Mother and Uncle live with Jason now.

Ellie: Yup! Mummy and Papa and Uncle ghost! Papa is great! Better than afore!

Wonder Woman: I see. And are you going to be a warrior when you grow up as well?

Ellie:... Maybe? Mummy and Uncle ghost can fight good! And they reached me too! And Papa and the other Uncles and Aunties! And I can fly n stuff!

Superman: You can fly? But you are so little! Who taught you?

Ellie: Uncle ghost! He can fly too! And lots of other things!

Batman: Yup. Your Uncle ghost is very strong. And works very hard.

Wonder Woman: Will he be joining us?

Batman: Unlikely. He is 16 and they refuse financial help. Hood is allowed. But he enjoys his job. He graduated two years early so he could get a job and help his older sister. He looks after the little ghost in the mornings.

Ellie: Yup! So Mommy and Papa can have a rest! And then when they is awake! Uncle goes to work! On the cars and machines!

Superman: He sounds like a very good uncle! And loves you and you Mommy lots!

Ellie: Yup! He likes to help! And he is saving too! So when we had better house and stuff! He can go to college later!

Batman: Stubborn as he is he won't accept help to go. He is determined to do it himself. Says he won't until Hood married his sister.

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if the justice league knows before the outlaws, jason will hear about it

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Ooh idea:

Within a week of Jason & Jazz first meeting and have heart eyes, Jason kinda tries to casually mention it, and thr Outlaws *immediately* smell blood in the water.

They are in Gotham so fast it breaks the sound barrier. They keep "casually" running into Jazz in their civilian identities (well, less so Bizarro) to feel her out because they love Jason and are over protective a bit and want to make sure that this Jazz woman is on the up & up.

When Jason & Jazz finally get together (and the Outlaws are *devastated* that their 60 part match making plan now has to be scrapped because apparently all it took was Damian straight up asking Jazz about her feelings, where's the fun in that??? Where's the drama, the panache??) They show up within 24hrs for proper introductions.

Roy & Jazz setup play dates for Ellie & Lian (with Bizarro also enjoying the rea parties and unhinged storylines the girls come up with for their dolls). Jazz hangs out with Kori and Artemis and enjoys getting to have some time hanging out away from the kids.

Roy fuels Danny's feral invention ideas, suggesting the most wild & terrifying items and Jason knows he should be the responsible one here but also some of those weapons they're talking about sound pretty neat...

Dick loses his mind that he is bumped to 3rd favorite uncle as Uncle Biz quickly becomes Ellie's second favorite 😂

ohhhh nice I like it!

remind me of the KOy-meet-Jazz in "Core Skills" [shamless selfpromo].

prompt 15.08 - Love and Protect

Tim sighs and stretches his arms. One more interview and it's over for today. The last interview for the day is with one Jazz Nightingale, a psychology major.

"So, why did you apply for the Martha Wayne Scholarship?"

...

She's an interesting person. A small town girl with good grades and impressive resume. Yet she's alert as any other batkid - her eyes scan the room, and he's pretty sure she's armed.

Interesting.

They finish the interview, and as they shake hands, she freeze and then start running away.

Interviews ARE stressful, but usually people don't come out running. He check the security feed, trying to follow her, and find a strange scenario:

There's a a small girl in a pink dress, seating on the floor and crying as she hold some stuffed animal (wait... is it a ghost?)

Bruce kneeling by her, quietly trying to question her about her family.

"GET AWAY FROM HER, FRUITLOOP!" Is suddenly ahout as Jazz enter the screen and pick up the crying toddler.

"What happened, dear? Where's your brother?"

"mommy," The toddler start crying louder. "I wake up and you are not home. I think they take you and they cut you and-"

"hush, hush, honey. I'm here. I'm safe". Jazz says as she hold the kid tightly.

.....

Or: Ellie was captured and vivisactwd for a short tet traumatic time. She still has nightmares.

As a way to keep her from melting, CW got her to be around 4/5 years old, and the kids run away.

The Nightingales move to Gotham. Danny (16), his older sister Jazz (19) and her daughter Ellie (5).

The bats find about them as Jazz apply for scholarship.

There identities are fake, but they seem to be under some kind of wetness protection.

(there aren't many reasons that leave a single mom teen and her younger brother in witness protection).

The bats have their theories. Red Hood try to check from time to time about them.

Shenanigans happen.

[I go with anger managment. But I ALWAYS go with AM]

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Danny knew Jazz might not approve of what he was planning. But honestly? She was doing so much to protect him and Ellie. And he was going to help as much as he could. If that involved getting his diploma early and getting a job? And not bothering with college? Whatever.

He'd even found a garage that would take him on if he got his diploma early. Jazz was so proud of him for his hard he was studying. She didn't know why, but she would soon. He was taking the exams next Monday. Then it would be a little while before he got his results and could drop out of school. Ancients he couldn't wait.

The garage was one he knew worked with Red Hood's gang a lot. But they did good work around crime alley. And the pay was good. It would let him help support them properly, with money left over fun savings even. So Jazz would just have to like it. Besides, he could still earn on the job qualifications! There were all sorts out there for mechanics. And he could save up and go to college later.

He was just glad it was a later shift. It meant he could take care of Ellie in the mornings. Which would help even more! He'd planned it all out. All his arguments and plans. Jazz might get upset but he wanted to do this. Now it was a waiting game. It could only work if he passed the tests. But well... He'd only been struggling at Casper High cause of the ghosts. So his grades were up, and he was already back to being so far ahead he was bored to tears. He could at least pass, if not get the fantastic mark he would it be waited longer.

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I love the idea that Jazz is 100% aware of what Danny is doing, or even that Jason (as Red Hood) approached her about it when he heard Danny was asking around looking for jobs.

Because at first Jason was just checking in on them, from a distance. Keeping an eye on them and making sure no one gave them a hard time or any of the people they're so clearly trying to hide from show up.

But then he catches Jazz creeping out to the roof one night while Ellie and Danny are sleeping, taking a moment to herself where they won't hear her cry because she's doing everything she can and she doesn't regret it for a second but it's a lot of weight on her shoulders trying to balance it all. Danny and Ellie need her strong, need her certain and focused and to always have a plan be it for running from the GIW or scraping together enough money for rent.

And she's *exhausted*

And Jason isn't a creep, he hasn't been stalking them - at least by Bat standards - but he has been keeping an eye out and he doesn't *know* them but he's picked things up. From his check ins, from what other people say. The Nightingales are good people, kind people, dealt a shitty hand and getting through it all by the skin of their teeth.

So he takes a breath and a chance and joins her on the roof, awkward but trying as he asks if she's okay.

He should have thought twice about dropping down without warning or Tim's casual mentioning that she was armed during her interview a few weeks back. Stupid, but he wasn't really thinking and well at least she wasn't crying anymore - mostly because she was glaring down at him from where she'd handed him his ass while holding a gun to his chest, but he'd take what he could get.

Besides it was kinda cute when she realized just who she'd pinned to the gravel roof below her and went bright red and started to stutter in embarrassment, apologizing like crazy as if Jason wasn't the total idiot of this situation.

They spent a good hour just sitting and talking after that.

It was...easy. Comfortable in a way he wasn't used to conversations being. They talked siblings and responsibilities and the weight of taking care of the people you love and bad adaptations of their favorite books.

It became a routine.

A couple times a week they met on the rood and talked. Sometimes she'd bring up tea or coffee for them to sip on, she was always respectful of the mask. He'd swing by and grab them snacks and they'd eat while sharing pieces of their day.

When he heard that her brother had been ducking his head into places, looking for a job to try and lighten his sister's load well. He had an idea. Not one that he was willing to put into motion without her blessing though.

She sighed when he told her, leaning tiredly against his side as she pulled his jacket around herself a little tighter - the wind was biting up on the rooftops, and Jason has learned some amount of manners from Alfred over the years. He wasn't just going to leave a lady to shiver when he had a perfectly comfortable jacket to offer.

(Jazz never did bring a coat up with her for these talks. Jason never mentioned it either.)

"Is that why he's been studying so hard?" She leaned her head against his shoulder and Jason was helpless to do anything but settle an arm around her shoulders. For reassurance. And nothing else. "I thought he was finally getting excited about school again."

"Could be both." He offered, chest warm at the thankful smile she turned up at him. "Would you be okay with him working at my shop? I can have the guy running it say the position was filled if not, push him back to sticking to school."

Jazz gave a wry laugh. "Like it'd be that easy." She shook her head, smile fond and a touch exasperated at the same time. "No, if he doesn't work there he'll find somewhere else. Knowing our luck he'd end up accidentally working for a Rogue or something." Her smile lost the exasperation as she looked at him, the fondness only warmed. "If you're okay with it, I'd like him to work there. I feel better knowing you'll be keeping an eye out for him."

A few weeks later when Danny came storming triumphantly into the back office where Jason had been swearing his way through receipts it it was with his official paperwork in hand ready and excited for thr job that was still open for him.

He heard about how excited the kid was later that night, curled up against the Gotham chill on what had quickly become his favorite rooftop.

He would have done it anyway, Danny was a good kid. Bright and good hearted with a blind determination to help his loved ones that could easily get him in trouble in a place like Gotham. Jason made a point of looking after all the kids in the Alley and making sure they had someone watching their back.

He couldn't lie and say that the bright, sweet smile and the warm arms that wrapped around him in a hug didn't hurt though.

Batman in a justice league meeting.

Adorable, black haired toddler toddles in with a crooked mask on 

Ellie: Ganpa!

Batman immediately stands up and rushes over to the toddler, who had somehow snuck into the watch tower: what are you doing here little ghost?

The entire justice league slack-jawed, because that was Batman, the big scary Batman, talking in a baby voice and smiling to the little baby in his arms

Ellie: uncle win fell asweep at the big coomputer and uncle win is no fun asweep and and I saw Ganpa go in to the light tube and Ganpa is the bestest so so I got my mask because Ganpa had Ganpas mask and got In to the light tube too!

Batman: I see. You are a very smart girl for remembering your mask.

Ellie giggles, with a beaming  smile

Batman:  You’re mommy and daddy are going to be gone for another 5 hours… do you want to spend the day with grandpa? 

Ellie: Yes! Ganpa is the coolest!

The rest of the justice league meeting is spent with a toddler in Batman’s lap, and no one says anything. The entire justice league silently agrees that happy Batman is somehow 10 times scarier than normal Batman.

( you cannot tell me that Bruce does not find joy in messing with the justice league at every opportunity for all of the junk they make him put up with and bonus points he gets to spend the day with his granddaughter, earning Grampa points. That man lives in a family of gremlins. He’s one of them. He is just better at hiding it.)

Hell yeah.

I love it 😍❤️

Happy B-day to my favourite Zomboi!

[even if it's late]

the last fic in the "Lost" Arc.

Of Jason, memories, and poetry. Culture and language and the way you grew up tend to stay with you, even as an adult. Even if they are long gone. Even if you try to recreate yourself.

[It's not nessecerlly a bad thing].

Anonymous asked:

Please tag use the dp x dc tag for crossovers instead of the danny phantom tag. It’ll make it easier for people who want to read dp x dc to find it and the danny phantom tag is too flooded with dp x dc to filter it

I'll try to remember.

I do use this tag when Danny is in the xover, as a c-tag.

good luck!

Jason’s masseur deserves a fucking pay raise.

He has no idea how the fuck the dude gives back massages that quiet the goddam pit but you bet your ass Jason is recommending Danny to anyone who looks like they need a massage.

*clears throat*

Danny is not even a licensed masseuse

He was just out and about in Gotham one day, spied a pit-boy, and the best excuse he could think of was “hey lemme give you a back rub”

Just on a park bench, and boy it took a lot to coax the guy over in the first place, but he melted like a contented cat when Danny got to work

And then asked if he could see Danny again and like, book an appointment

And Danny, fucking idiot, said “yeah sure”, went home, googled how much a massage should cost, having given a massive stranger his cellphone number

But Jason kept asking why Danny didn’t have like, an office for this whole thing

And Danny, still knowing fuck all about actual massage but what he’s picked up online and what felt good when Sam and Tucker were working the tension outta him after a fight, doesn’t wanna just say “well I’m just a guy”

Jason’s got LOADS of nasty ecto problems, and Danny can’t fix that all at once

Hell, weekly sessions barely do more than keep it in check. Extra $100 for an hour long session isn’t bad though, and he’s got a flat couch

And then. One day. There’s a proper massage bed at his door. Like, expensive, padded, nice massage bed with a face hole and everything

(Danny works out it’s a face hole solely from diagrams and is very relieved)

sooooo, now Danny has an under the table massage business

And Jason, sweet guy, must have fucking REFERRED HIM TO A CRIME LORD because now a bunch more people have called him and they’re all billing someone called Red Hood and yeah Danny’s making like, a grand a month just on that and they all have some ecto taint

(probably from working with Jason, who probably also works for this crime lord, and Danny’s now really wondering who tf Red Hood is and what the fuck he’s doing to his people

might have to go kick his ass about it)

But uh… well, Danny’s good with his hands, Sam’s sent him some online courses, and he’s learned a lot from videos

It’s just fucking typical that now that he’s on a crime lord’s payroll a goddamn vigilante with the most visibly knotted muscles Danny’s ever seen has rolled up to his door and gasped that they heard he’s good at relieving tension

Danny bites down his usual joke about “well the hole’s for your face” (he never knew so why should they) and just…. Does his best

The vigilante on his table is actually Nightwing.

The entire time, Danny keeps a steady dialog about the importance of self care and moderating responsibilities. He recommends talking to a therapist and how his sister is in school to become a Psychiatrist and and will be graduating soon.

Nightwing pays him double, only because Danny refused the $500 tip he offered so this was the compromise.

This is the most relaxed Dick has felt in over a decade. He’s so loose right now that some of the goons speculate he's actually Plastic Man pretending to be Nightwing.

Jason threatens to shoot him if he poaches his masseuse, but the sister is fair game.

Fresh out of Medschool, Jasmine Nightingale receives a very lucrative offer from Wayne Enterprises.

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Danny manages to save up enough over a few months to actually pay for classes properly and get the paperwork. Which means his nice home office thing? Becomes a legit (ish) business.

Meanwhile? Jazz is living her dreams as the better psych for the goddamn Justice League!!!! Danny what the fuck?! Danny just like "I dunno. Red Hood recommend me. And I recommend you?"

Guys. My husband (A MASSAGE THERAPIST) is taking over my body from 50 miles away so that I can tell you that it's MASSAGE THERAPIST! and it's call a massage TABLE. please I can hear the rant in my head.

It's the same with me only with my mother.

Danny discretely scrambles to become a licensed massage therapist before anyone looks too closely because one of Batman's affiliates has now been made aware of his existence.  Apparently there are proper terms for things?  Shit, has he already blown his cover by not knowing the vocabulary?  (He has not.  Nightwing is not an expert on massage and didn't even bother to question his credentials between Jason having already deemed him legit and the results speaking for themselves.)

On another note, Danny learns a lot while speedrunning the training/certification process.  (Did he go overboard and learn physical therapy too? Maybe.)  Combining actual knowledge with his natural talent and whatever elements of his ghost powers are relevant brings his skills up to god-mode level.

What's that, slightly liminal dude from the Red Hood gang?  You haven't been quite right after an injury even though it healed up fine and shouldn't be giving you trouble?  Well let's take a look.  Ah, yes, Danny sees what's happening there.  Stimulate these muscles and nerves like this, clean up the ecto and offer it some gentle guidance (thank you Frostbite, for teaching him the basics), and walk the guy through some exercises to help the affected area relearn normal operating procedures.

All of a sudden the older thugs in Hood's gang are practically back in their prime.  Turns out, a lot of what we associate with age is actually the accumulated effects of poor self care.  It's not that time makes you frail, it's that twenty-somethings haven't had time to fuck themselves up too badly.

Between Hood setting up safety nets to make sure everyone has access to adequate nutrition and medical treatment, the physical and psychological benefits of massage, and being cleansed regularly of the bad juju from the Lazarus pit and the various curses on the city, these guys have a new lease on life.

Danny is beginning to think there should be classes on the ghostly/liminal health and hygiene stuff that works differently than for people who haven't had close brushes with death.  It's just too bad the Anti Ecto Acts would make it so dangerous.  Maybe one of the Bats overhears him talking about this on a video call with Sam and Tucker.  

Maybe Damian was spying on him because the idea of massage fixing pit rage was suspicious to him.  Surely they would already know.  Maybe Hood just arrived a little early for a session and didn't want to interrupt, then heard something concerning.

Either way, the Red Hood gang is now hosting underground health classes for the undead and death touched (and possibly also making plans for the GIW).  Danny calls Frostbite for help putting a lesson plan together.  

Solomon Grundy is suddenly more functional than he's ever been before and has become a valued member of the Crime Alley community.  (Your choice whether he joins the Red Hood gang or just settles down as a civilian)

As everyone's ghostly health improves, Crime Alley begins to gradually take on qualities of a healthy shared haunt.  Some weirdness occurs, but it's not bad.  Structures become sturdier and easier to repair.  Conflict between residents has lost any edge of genuine hostility and taken on an undercurrent of solidarity.  Residents find themselves able to sense when a neighbor needs help/support as well as parse the intent behind assistance offered.  

Crime alley was always a tight-knit community, but this strange understanding trust in each other is new.  Gotham's various curses begin to lose their hold on Crime Alley like an infection being cleared out by an immune system.

Batman:  *looks at Crime Alley* What the heck is going on over there?

Danny at the tender age of 23, has had a bad month. He had just lost his job as an interpreter with his company due to rejecting the advances of one of the older female bosses and his landlord was trying to screw him over on rent.

It honestly surprised him when he woke up one day with his wrists bound in front of him and trapped in a tube. He had been out of the hero game since the portals closed up years ago and Vlad lost his powers, so it had been a while since the whole "kidnapping" thing had happened to him.

He looked out through the glass of the tube as he turned intangible to let the IV needles fall out of his arms. There luckly wasn't any glowing green goo in the tube with him, but he doubts it will stay that way long as the scientists outside his containment chatted happily about "the discovery of the decade!" Ick.

He waits till they're gone before turning intangible slipping out of his tube and heading straight for the computer. He knew how to hack, but he was low on time and needed to know exactly what was going on, so some ghostly meddling with electronics were necessary. Sorry Tuck.

It was at this moment he found out several things.

1. Danny had apparently been here for several months instead of the few days he had initially assumed

2. He was found somewhere in his own thermos, asleep. Luckily they haven't been able to replicate any technology from it.

3. Superheros were a very real thing now. How long had he been asleep?

4. He had been cloned. Again. But this time he had someone else's DNA mixed in with the clones to make them more stable and intelligent. Some guy named Red Robin. Huh. Was that his real name or...?

Danny took a deep breath before locating his new clone kids. Ellie would be thrilled...if she was still around that is. He could think about that later, right now he had to grab his babies-and oh ancients- they were babies! The oldest of the three looked four years old at most and the youngest looked only a few hours. He was still all pink and alien looking.

Luckily his children didn't fight him when he picked them up and flew through the walls with them. He made a mental note to teach them stranger danger when he came across a large red button.

You won't believe what it was labeled as. Yep. A self destruct button. How cliché. Whatever. He pushed it and sirens immediately started to go off and he continued flying them through walls before exited into a dark gothic city he knew Sam would immediately love.

Somehow he managed to immediately land a job as a linguist for Wayne tech. Probably thanks to the three small kids he had and the panicked look on his face. Bruce was a really chill dude.

Batman however, was a prick. He met the guy weeks after his run in with Bruce and he kept popping up after he found out the clone babies were partially from one of his birds and trying to take custody away from him or convince him to give them up. Danny retaliated by spreading the rumor/truth that his kids where Red Robins from creepy cloning scientists that kidnapped him before immediately moving out of Gotham and into Fawcett City to work for a competitors company. This way Red couldn't legally go after him for custody without revealing his identity :)

This is how Red Robin, at the tender age of 25, learned he had kids with a man named Daniel Nightengale. Not only that, Bruce knew about them and didn't tell him.

Danny made it clear that if any of the Gotham Rouges tried to follow him and harm his kids they would come back missing a hand. Joker found out the hard way that he wasn't bluffing.

Shazams old guy mentor almost has an aneurysm when he senses the freaking GHOST KING living in Fawcett. Danny is also much more powerful then ever before and accidentally made the power go out in half the city when he got truly angry with Batman.

Please stop giving me more hyper fixations relating to Danny Phantom and Batman crossovers I keep needing more to the point where I need to write it to satisfy my needs.

Danny had left a mark on Gotham when he left with his kids in tow, trying to avoid a freaking custody battle with BATMAN. Literally a man dressed like a bat that ran around in the night and beat up criminals. If the fact that superheroes were now a common thing wasn’t enough, imagine having a custody battle with one for three clones of yourself. It’s weird.

The bigger mark may have been the fact that Danny may or may not have mangled one of the most dangerous criminals of the city, the Joker. A stupid idiot of a man who thought it was a good idea to steal his kids to taunt Batman with. Since apparently the truth about their other clone dad happening to be Red Robin, one of Batman’s birds, had circled to him and he thought killing kids would be fun. Now he was in an actual hospital because he terrified Danny’s kids, left one too many bruises (which was a single small bruise on his oldest cheek after being smack for biting, Danny was proud but also livid that anyone would ever lay a hand on his daughter). Did he go overboard in tearing apart the facility and they literally tearing off the maniacs arm? Maybe. But he did warn everyone that if they hurt any of his kids, he was coming for blood.

Tim isn't entirely sure why he allowed Daniel to practically drag him by the hand to the other guys apartment, but he was glad he did. The place seemed homey, comfortable and tidy despite it being obviously lived in.

Mr. Nightengale had locked the door before smiling at them. A heavyness filled the air making it hard to breath and sending a shiver up Tim's spine, and by the way Jason stiffened next to him he knew he felt it too. "Here's whats going to happen." The ravenette began, "You're going to watch your kids for a few hours while I take a shower and a nap."

Red Robin gave him a confused look, "Whats stopping us from taking the kids and leaving?"

The smirk on Daniels face told him enough. "You saw what I did to those guys in just three seconds. Imagine what I could do to you if you were to actually kidnap them." And with that, he walked into a the master bedroom and presumably the attached bathroom because Tim heard the shower start a few minutes later.

Jason took a look around before turning towards the kids, "So what do you guys do for fun around here?"

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Danny stirred in his bed sometime in the evening, the siren song of a fresh cooked meal rousing him from his slumber. Oh ancients. When was the last time he had something that smelled that good?

Shuffling out of his bedroom and down the hall to the living room and kitchen he saw Red Hood standing in front of the stove cooking a rather large meal. Danny had to keep himself from salivating as he saw it, chicken fried rice, cheese enchiladas with a side of chips and salsa. Danny could kiss this man!

"Hello sleeping beauty!" Hood greeted through the voice modulator in his helmet. Realizing he had been staring he blushed and rubbed the back of his neck, "Morning Hood. Thank you for cooking dinner. I slept longer than I thought I would."

Red Robin smiled up at him from the couch where the kids were sitting on either side of him while the Pokemon Movie 3 played on the TV. Again. Ancients, he was getting sick of that movie but Aster just couldn't get enough of it.

Moving to sit next to Teynny on the couch, "How were the kids? Did they give you any trouble?"

"Not really. We've watched movies and colored most of the day. You should have seen Hood with the Dora coloring book!"

"The Dora the explorer one?" Danny asked, trying and failing to imagine the big buff guy sitting at his kids play table coloring with them.

"The very same."

"Hey!" Hood called from the kitchen, "If we're talking about ridiculous things then why don't you tell your boyfriend about your first ever diaper change?"

That caught Dannys attention, "What happened?" He asked at the same time Red Robin groaned and sunk into the couch.

Luckily Teynny chose that time to intervene on his fathers behalf and shoved his Fletchinder plushie into Red Robins hands. Danny had somehow fostered a deep love for pokemon and animals into his kids without meaning to and now the kids were obsessed with them. So much so that he had to learn how to make stuffed animals himself just because he could never find the ones his kids wanted at the stores or online. He had noticed before that Fletchinder probably reminded the kids of Red Robin -which was probably why he was forced to make an antire basket of the birds.

Danny was taken aback when Red flung the bird in a way that made it look like it was flying into the other room. He understood a moment later when his son grabbed his stuffed pokeball and ran after it, giggling the entire while. At this very moment Asters favorite pokemon, Fluffy appeared on the screen and she hopped off the couch and ran over to it and shoved her own stuffed Flaffy (made with sparkly pink fabrics at his daughter's request) into the screen.

"Uh, what is she doing?" Red asked as thier son returned with the bird and made him throw another one.

Danny huffed out a laugh, "She's making sure Sparkles gets to see her friend."

"Ah."

Vela, thier baby girl, began to get fussy from where she was laying in Tim's arm, the horn of her unicorn onesie smooshed against the red of the robins chest armor. "Mm. Its her dinner time. She hates when its late."

Red didn't even ask questions, he just got up and went to feed her. Danny followed behind him to the kitchen where Red Hood was finishing up. "So." Danny began somewhat awkwardly as he watched the bird make a bottle with his one free hand, "What days do you want?"

Both of the men froze, "What do you mean?" Hood asked, as he plated some of the rice.

"For visitation. What days do you want to swing by?"

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Danny had learned that the safest place for his kids to be right now was in the spotlight. The more people who knew about them the harder it would be to for someone to run off with them and hide them, *cough* batman *cough* so he made sure everyone in thier mother knew about his kids and thier -annoyingly famous- Father. How? Social media.

Let's just say his followers got lots of pictures of Red Hood and Red Robin playing with pokemon toys and coloring books alongside his kids. If his social media was soon flooded with the drawings his kids drew of them and a mysterious figure in a black and white jumpsuit then that was no ones business but hisown.

Not that it stopped people from speculating and coming up with wild (and admittedly entertaining) theories

@im-totally-not-an-alien-2 here’s some world building and i added my favourite phantom elf au cause it works amazingly in this context

Here’s the thing.

Danny did extensive research into whether Amity Park was still around. Answer is: Maybe.

He looked into the possibility of this being a different universe kind of situation. That came back negative even though nothing really comes up about Amity Park on the internet other then a single news article about the Mayor election that Danny remembers vividly because Plasmius. Ugh.

He looked into the possibility of a time jump and actually did confirm that it has been 200 years which sucks but he was expecting it and he will grieve AFTER he searches the Ghost Zone for his family and friends.

He has opened small portals into the Ghost Zone and yes it is still exactly the way he left it before this whole situation and yes he is still The King. Skulker was ecstatic that he “has come out of hiding” and has gone back to picking fights with him. Not that Danny really minds since he knows it’s because of his obsession and Skulker knows his people are off limits if he wants to continue fulfilling said obsession, which means his kids are actually safer when Skulker is there cause he is watching to make sure they aren’t in danger too (even if it’s only so Danny will continue to allow him to hunt him since he has the power to order him to stop… and although he won’t admit it, being called Uncle Skulky has him just a little moved).

Danny may have, however, forgot to take several things into account.

One is the long term affect on Amity Park and it’s inhabitants in terms of extending their lifespan due to the ectoplasm exposure which he accidentally made worse when he claimed the city as his haunt and thus drenched everything again in more pure ectoplasm.

Two is the fact that Danny had ASKED Tucker to make Amity Park pretty much unsearchable via internet due to stupid self-proclaimed Ghost Hunters just showing up and making a mess of things even AFTER the anti-ecto acts were abolished. Which means Amity Park got news on the World’s situation if they want it but not vice-versa.

Three is that when he became King and let only the people of Amity Park in on the fact that Fenton is Phantom. The ENTIRE city helped hide his status and brutally beat the shit out of government agents (and anyone else for that matter) that came poking around, which created a “Amity Protects Their Own” mindset. This lead to practically no one moving into or out of the city. You still could move of course but honestly why would anyone move INTO a “natural disaster zone” with “paranoid people who side eye you and stop talking when you come within hearing range” and why would Amity Parkers leave with how cheap and affordable living costs were since the government just started to ignore them, not to even mention the job opportunities and the zero human crime rate in the city because of THIER hero.

Finally, Danny MAY have forgotten about how much Amity Park half flickers into and out of the Ghost Zone. A place OUTSIDE OF TIME. Of course these flickers made life a pain but some side effects had to occur after Pariah Dark and flickering wasn’t the worst outcome, just an annoying one.

When Amity does flicker, the people currently in Amity can’t leave the boundaries of the city even if they can see Elmerton right there, and the people in Elmerton might be able to vaguely see Amity Park and her people but not actually interact with anything even when they manage to overcome the feeling of “you shouldn’t be here” that the flicker gives off, creating a holographic city of sorts.

So yes he may have forgotten a few things that would have solved so many situations for him and spared him some grief but it’s fine.

More then fine actually.

And he was notified of that fact when Jazz, Dani, Tucker, Sam, and Valerie bulldozed into his apartment decked out in Futuristic Fenton Ghost Trapping Gear, two hours before the Gotham Vigilantes were supposed to show up.

“WHAT THE FUCK!!!” Danny, who had been in the middle of a brain killing marathon of Pokemon, swore and fell off the coach. He managed to avoid knocking Aster and Teynny on his way down and luckily had already put Vela to bed but with the shout both kids were up and alert and Danny could hear the mumbled awakening of his baby a room over.

“DANNY!!!!” With that as their battle cry, Danny was tackle hugged onto the ground after he had just managed to stand up.

They found him since Tucker monitored/monitors the internet religiously and his social media account was practically the equivalent to “walking up to my door while wearing a sign with an eye-bleeding neon colour that says I’M THE GHOST YOU’RE LOOKING FOR!”

Now, Danny had questions.

Aster and Teynny wanted snacks.

Vela wanted to be held.

Luckily, they had answers, treats and everyone wanted a chance to hold Vela.

Turns out ectoplasm exposure slows aging to an insane degree. They only look 2 years older then they did when Danny last saw them which means Dani looks exactly like Danny’s twin.

Jazz even confirmed that mentally they’re only about 2 years older as well. Which is similar to how the Neverborn in the ghost zone mature.

The lack of aging was also aided by the constant flickering into the Ghost Zone where time is optional at best and none existent at worst, which means that for them it’s been 40 years rather then 200. Not really surprising with how adaptable Amity Parkers are, everyone in Amity just kind of accepted that they are the equivalent to Elves and carried on so practically no fuss was made about it. The people who didn’t like it simply left after the discovery (approximately 10 years after Danny disappeared) and, in turn, lived relatively long lives but not out of the realm of possibility for a normal human.

The Fentons stepped up to be the main Ghost Control protectors and the only reason they aren’t present is due to the need to watch over the city.

Therefore, Amity Park was relatively the same in terms of people and most importantly, his kids get to have excitable grandparents and a TON of cool aunties and uncles which they seem to be very content with.

Dani in particular has claimed godmom position and threatened to bite off the hands of anyone who tries to take it from her.

She’s very serious. She will bite.

Unfortunately, although Danny’s social media has brought a lot of benefits, like protecting his kids from attacks, notifying Amity Park that he is still around, and stopping Batman and others from kidnapping them, it has one important downside. Danny can’t live in Amity without it drawing too much attention to the city and ghosts.

So just lots of moving around and a lot of weekly Amity visits via Ghost Zone express.

He can and will do that.

Everyone had settled amongst the various chairs in the living room near the end of discussions. Danny with Vela curled into his chest while squished between Dani and Jazz on the couch. Tucker. Sam and Valerie on the foot rest, armchair and kitchen stool respectively all pulled close enough that they could rest their feet on Danny’s lap if they so chose. Finally, Aster and Teynny switching between laps pretty much every five minutes.

All of them had been crying for the past 2 hours and it shows in red eyes, tear tracks down their faces, and red noses. It was a relief to confirm that their relationships haven’t changed in any way that matters.

They’d only just moved on to lighter topics when Danny heard the tell tail sign of feet on his fire escape.

Red Hood and Red Robin were here.

Danny had no time to warn anyone.

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“We brought dinner!” Red Robin called as he flipped in through the window. Red Hood following not even a second later.

“And new colouring bo….” Red Hood trailed off as he took in the room. Four people decked out in what could only be considered sci-fi level tech and another that is obviously Danny’s sister, if not twin, all in fighting stances. All three sci-fi females had every inch of skin covered in a nano tech metal and two matching wrist blasters with the only difference being the colour of the metal (red, green, and black) and the F logo on the shoulders of the green and black nano tech. The sci-fi dude stood behind the three females but instead of weapons various circuits of glowing green led to arm and hand held devices that looked even more futuristic and fantasy then anything else in the room.

Jason didn’t need to look over to tell that Tim was probably drooling at a chance to get his hands on some (if not all) of it.

Finally, Danny’s sister stood in front of everyone else holding Dual Dao swords that look like they came straight out of Avatar. The swords were also glowing due to the GREEN FIRE covering them. They looked as if they were made via nano tech as well.

Everything and everyone was painstakingly still.

Then Danny’s sister laughed and dropped her swords. The others followed by dropping their arms and deactivating wrist blasters and the weird tech. They also were laughing.

Danny, who had been shoved to the back with his kids groaned. Pressing his face into hands, “please don’t do this.”

All five of them continued to laugh and turned their backs to him, therefore facing him and Tim once again, “Nope,” they stated in unison. Danny buried his face deeper into his hands and sighed with pure resignation.

Danny’s sister stepped forward with a smile that was much too sharp to be fully human. Jason and Tim flinched, “buckle up bird men. You’re getting the shovel talk.”

Ok, but consider:

Amity park is an elf city, but it’s because of ghosts and undeath and all that. Amity Parkers aren’t just elves, they’re dark elves.

Bruce and the JL are having an aneurism, because now they have to deal with another secret city of elf people, and they seem to have some connection to the lazarus waters.

Kiss you on the forehead

(thanks i love it 🤩💓)

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for chinese new year they get all these famous actors and comedians together and they do a lil show and one of the comedians was like “i was in a hotel in america once and there was a mouse in my room so i called reception except i forgot the english word for mouse so instead i said ‘you know tom and jerry? jerry is here’

jerry is here

my chinese teacher once shared this story in class about someone who went to the grocery to buy chicken, but they forgot the english word for it, so they grabbed an egg, went to the nearest sales lady and said “where’s the mother”

When I was a teenager, we went to Italy for the summer holidays. We are German, neither of us speaks more than a few words of Italian. That didn’t keep my family from always referring to me when they wanted something translated because “You’re so good with languages and you took Latin”. (I told them a hundred times I couldn’t order ice cream in Latin, they ignored that.) Anyway, my dad really loved a certain cheese there, made from sheep’s milk. He knew the Italian word for ‘cheese’ – formaggio – and he knew how to say ‘please’. And he had already spotted a little shop that sold the cheese. He asked me what ‘sheep’ was in Italian, and of course, I had no idea. So he just shrugged and said “I’ll manage” and went into the shop. 5 mins later, he comes out with a little bag, obviously very pleased with himself. How did he manage it? He had gone in and said “'Baaaah’ formaggio, prego.”

I was done for the day.

This makes me feel better about every conversation I had in both Rome and Ghent.

I once lost my husband in the ruins of a French castle on a mountain, and trotted around looking for him in increasing desperation. “Have you seen my husband?” I asked some French people, having forgotten all descriptive words. “He is small, and English. His hair is the color of bread.”

I did not find my husband in this way.

In rural France it is apparently Known that one brings one’s own shopping bags to the grocery store. I was a visitor and had not been briefed and had no shopping bag. I saw that other people were able to conduct negotiations to purchase shopping bags, but I could not remember the word for “bag.”

“Can I have a box that is not a box,” I said.

The checkout lady looked extremely tired and said, “Un sac?” (A sack?)

Of course. A fucking sack. And so I did get a sack.

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I once was at a German-American Church youth camp for two weeks and predictably, we spoke a whole lot of English. 

When I phoned my mom during week two I tried to tell her that it was a bit cold in the sleeping bag at night. I stumbled around the word in German because for the love of god, I could remember the Germwn word for sleeping bag.

“Yeah so, it’s like a bag you sleep in at night?”

“And my mother must probably have thought I lost my mind. She just sighed and was like ‘So, a Schlafsack, yes?”

Which is LITERALLY Sleeping sac … The German word is a basically a one on one translation of the English word and I just… I failed it. At my mother tongue. BIG

My former boss is Italian and she ended up working in a lab where the common language was English. She once saw an insect running through the lab and she went to tell her colleagues. She remembered it was the name of a famous English band so she barged in the office yelling there was a rolling stone in the lab…

I’m Spanish and have been living in the UK for a while now. I recently changed jobs and moved to a new office which is lost somewhere in the Midlands’ countryside. It’s a pretty quaint location, surrounded by forest on pretty much all sides, and with nice grounds… full of pheasants. I was pretty shocked when I drove in and saw a fucking pheasant strolling across the road. Calm as you please.

That afternoon I met up with some friends and was talking about the new job, and the new office, and for the life of me I couldn’t remember the English word for pheasants. So I basically ended up bragging to my friends about “the very fancy chickens” we had outside the office.

Best thing is, everyone understood what I meant.

I love those stories so much…

Picture a Jewish American girl whose grasp of the Hebrew language comes from 10+ years of immersion in Biblical and liturgical Hebrew, not the modern language. Some words are identical, while others have significantly evolved.

She gets to Israel and is riding a bus for the very first time.

American: כמה ממון זה? (”How much money?” but in rather archaic language)

Bus Driver: שתי זוזים. (”Two zuzim” – a currency that’s been out of circulation for millenia)

that’s hilarious

I am officially screamlaughing at my desk from that last one OH MY 

Does everyone know the prime minister who promised to fuck the country?

So in Biblical Hebrew the word for penis and weapon are the same. There is a verb meaning to arm, which modern Hebrew semanticly drifted into “fuck”: i.e. give someone your dick.

The minister was making a speech while a candidate, bemoning the state of the world. “The Soviet Union is fucking Egypt. Germany is fucking Syria. The Americans are fucking everyone. But who is fucking us? When I am prime minister, I will ensure we are fucked!”

What the hell Biblical Hebrew.

Just guessing: The path from something like “give someone a blade” to “give someone a blade, if you know what I mean ;)” is probably not that difficult or unlikely.

^Given that the Latin word for sheath (like, for a sword) is literally “vagina”, I can verify that this metaphor is a time-honored one. 

Oh yeah and one time my Latin professor was at this conference in Greece and his flight was canceled, so he needed to extend his hotel stay by one more night.

Except he doesn’t speak a lick of modern Greek, and the receptionist couldn’t speak English.  Or French.  Or German.  Or Italian.  (He tried all of them.)

Finally, in a fit of inspiration, he went upstairs and got his copy of Medea in the original Greek (you know, the stuff separated from modern Greek by two and a half thousand years).  He found the passage where Medea begs Jason to let her stay for one more day, went downstairs, and read it to the receptionist.

She laughed her head off, but she gave him the extra night.  

Reblogged just for Medea

The way I have to find anything on this website. Hair the color of bread, me, 2016.

prompt 15.08 - Love and Protect

Tim sighs and stretches his arms. One more interview and it's over for today. The last interview for the day is with one Jazz Nightingale, a psychology major.

"So, why did you apply for the Martha Wayne Scholarship?"

...

She's an interesting person. A small town girl with good grades and impressive resume. Yet she's alert as any other batkid - her eyes scan the room, and he's pretty sure she's armed.

Interesting.

They finish the interview, and as they shake hands, she freeze and then start running away.

Interviews ARE stressful, but usually people don't come out running. He check the security feed, trying to follow her, and find a strange scenario:

There's a a small girl in a pink dress, seating on the floor and crying as she hold some stuffed animal (wait... is it a ghost?)

Bruce kneeling by her, quietly trying to question her about her family.

"GET AWAY FROM HER, FRUITLOOP!" Is suddenly ahout as Jazz enter the screen and pick up the crying toddler.

"What happened, dear? Where's your brother?"

"mommy," The toddler start crying louder. "I wake up and you are not home. I think they take you and they cut you and-"

"hush, hush, honey. I'm here. I'm safe". Jazz says as she hold the kid tightly.

.....

Or: Ellie was captured and vivisactwd for a short tet traumatic time. She still has nightmares.

As a way to keep her from melting, CW got her to be around 4/5 years old, and the kids run away.

The Nightingales move to Gotham. Danny (16), his older sister Jazz (19) and her daughter Ellie (5).

The bats find about them as Jazz apply for scholarship.

There identities are fake, but they seem to be under some kind of wetness protection.

(there aren't many reasons that leave a single mom teen and her younger brother in witness protection).

The bats have their theories. Red Hood try to check from time to time about them.

Shenanigans happen.

[I go with anger managment. But I ALWAYS go with AM]

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@dasniels heya! saw your reply on one of my art and here’s a lil tutorial for how I did the lightning! :D

Im sure there’s plenty of tutorial like this already, and I’m sure there’s already the same technique, but I wanna share this anyway! ^^ Hope this helps!

Im using Clip Studio Paint btw! But it should work with most programs c:

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That’s my first (and probably not last) art tutorial! And Steve, well, he does his best.

Note: The blue at the bottom can be used to add some transparency to the fire but it’s optionnal. On the other hand, gaz lighted fires usually have blue. Good luck with you fiery projects!