It is true that the vast majority of American men, women, and enbies were completely fine with the fact that they didn’t have a dick, and they’ve made up for it by being so much hotter and smarter.

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You’re so right Frank and I’m so glad I get to witness these words

“This is what my dad always says,”

well it’s right on the money

I wouldn’t know. I don’t give a flying fuck about dicks. I haven’t had a dick in years.

I don’t fuck. I have a dick

I have a penis

You have a dick

I have not one but two dicks

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Woah, nice. How did you get them so quickly?

I don’t need to fuck anymore. I got them for free.

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Where can people get them for free? I know there are a lot of people who would be interested in that deal

Find a dick store and ask

They may not have free dicks but you could ask them anyway