“I just need to rest my eyes” *falls asleep for 12 hours*
"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me
Dealing with auditory processing disorder
LAWFUL: take the parts you heard and turn it into a clarifying question, e. g. "you saw your cousin where?" or "she's writing a what?"
NEUTRAL: "what did you say?"
CHAOTIC: take a wild stab at what the person said, e. g. "you want to baptize a mackerel?"
i am a firm supporter of changing your name to whatever it you want regardless of your gender. if a woman wants to go by matt then matt she shall be. godspeed
i noticed my burnout comic was making rounds but the full comic is no longer available after the collegehumor website went offline…. so here it is!!!
i wrote/drew this back in 2018 when i was struggling w hella burnout and depression. i hope everyone is taking care of themselves :3
You would think that the biggest risk of trying out something new is that you won't like it, but it's when it's so good it raises your standards where the real problems start
"out of provolone? How am I supposed to eat a sandwich without provolone?" - girl who put provolone on her sandwich for the first time this week
oh we can get even more specific than just a list of billionaires:
23,000 people are reblogging a hit list
Good.
idk if this pic is making the rounds on tumblr yet but its so cute look!!
Obsessed with this tag
The 0 notes was humbling enough no need to make it stand out more by circling it
forbidden knowledge
Can we see this frame by frame? Please and thank you.
Yes Here Are All The Frames
THAT IS NOT WHAT WAS ASKED FOR
How dare you hide this in the notes
wow that last comment really does deserve to be front and center, it’s perfect
really jealous of people who can just... do things. like they dont go through the 39 stages of grief before and the 47 stages of grief after. they just do it like its some adidas commercial. like the spirit of shia laboeuf possessed them. still sounds fake to me but whatever. good for them ig
The idea that you can "protect" someone by giving them *less* knowledge is just so trivially fucking stupid on the face of it.
Of course, you can certainly protect yourself by giving other people less information, which is 100% the actual point.
reblog and put in the tags the similarity between you and your icon
i love the trend of tumblr users making polls to settle a trivial little argument where they confidently assert how right they think they are and then the poll results overwhelmingly prove that they were wrong
Reblog and put the species of the nearest stuffed animal
Penetration is a gender-neutral act. Topping is gender-neutral. Bottoming is gender-neutral. You are not more or less of a man or a woman depending on how you fuck. You are not “fake trans” for having sex a certain way. You are not any less masculine for bottoming or any less feminine for topping.
Additionally, acting like being penetrated is an act of submission is deeply rooted in misogynistic, cisheteronormative ideas of sexual intercourse, as in "penetration is something that is done to women for the sexual gratification of the man, nothing more, therefore it is inherently degrading and feminine".
A cishet man getting pegged by his cishet girlfriend is not gay, he's not less of a man or submissive by default. A cishet man getting pegged by his cishet girlfriend can be sexually dominant and simply likes to be fucked in his ass - these two can co-exist. Yet, in the eyes of cishet society, a man that likes to have his ass played with, must enjoy it because it's "degrading" , not because it simply feels good.
That's why I so heavily preach about the difference between sub/dom/switch and bottom/top/vers. Penetration can be used to increase the feeling and severity of a power dynamic, but it doesn't create one. These two things are entirely separate from eachother, unless connected willingly.
Never gonna know them, but shoutout to the healthcare workers who are breaking the law to help their patients get life-saving care. I'll never see an article about you because knowing you would risk everything including jail time. Nurses who lie on medical records so their patients can get abortions. Doctors making up shit so their patients can have HRT.
Wherever you are, you are keeping your promise to help your patient.
Wherever you are,
you are keeping your promise
to help your patient.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
help
So this showed up on Twitter and
And here’s that link you’re welcome
“if I cant have my dignity, at least I have something to read” <- put this on my tombstone














