Its like... a million bananas, in your ear

oh righ

The best part is this isn't even close to the full list of shit I've put up with in the goddamn brony fandom. I have sat idly by and allowed people to attack me for the last 13 years, and the moment I came back to defend myself, literally every single time I have, people used my comeback as "evidence" that I'm an ass hole.

I actually ran out of space on Discord Nitro to type more, so I stopped the list, but you would not fucking believe how much more there is.

This is why I don't do Multistreams (though I'd love to)

This is why I don't do art trades (though I'd love to)

This is why you never see me doing group projects anymore

This is why it looks like I have no fucking friends

This is why my reputation is so negative

Because I have spent 13 goddamn fucking piece of shit years being bullied by the brony fandom.

Do you really think it's possible that I drew shit so goddamn controversial as to deserve over a fucking third of my fucking life dedicated to being the proverbial punching bag to stick every negative boogeyman label to under the fucking sun?

Fuck bronies.

Fuck the entire goddamn brony fandom.

Fuck you if you're a brony. I'm not even sugarcoating it anymore, I'm done protecting "the few good ones."

If you're willing to associate with those fucking scumbag psychopath manipulative death-threat spamming pedophilic pieces of shit because "I have friends in the fandom" or "I like the art" you're a fucking idiot and I'm not defending you anymore.

ok I must be totally out of the loop in the brony fandom - never heard anything negative about you

What kind of Russian puppet signs more sanctions against Russia? What kind of Russian puppet adds more countries to NATO? What kind of Russian puppet signs the Global Magnitsky Act, drastically expanding the power of the government to sanction Russian and Chinese allies and affiliates?

because SJWs are desperate to maintain their illusion/delusion that Trump is EVIL ORANGE MAN

I got a schizo theory

They obviously know the ancient times were full of color (literally documented) but they want the past to reflect the sovlless monochrome of modernity and so everything is muddied up. The ancients were far more spiritual, to the point that it was basically the cornerstone of every civilization and so this soul was reflected in everything from architecture to even the clothes that they wore.

Now we live in spiritually dead times and everything from the glass and steel cub architecture, the white, gray and black cars and the muted clothing reflects this. They want us to believe that not only is this normal but just the way it has always been and if anything, that in the past it was worse cause everyone was "filthy"

What to do if both ears itch at once...

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“I'm walking here! I'm walking here!” – Ratso Rizzo

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Couple wakes up to a vicious pack

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Female pheasant not impressed by mating dance

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Imagine if they had to flee on foot while carrying all their belonging and children.

Also how convenient that they have a second land where to flee.. 🙃

If yall truly were native to israel and "belonged" there yall would not flee. Yall would stay and defend your land.

Too bad your goverment is hiding under civilians

Israelis: going abroad en masse for vacation during high holiday season, like every other year

Leftoids, for some reason:

That aside though, it's such a good point, when I see someone get out of their car on the freeway when it's on fire after a car wreck, I ALWAYS think "So you don't REALLY want that car. :\"

So, I know that this is a joke, but given the current prevailing culture of 'everything ever done by europe is wrong and stupid and everything done by china is perfect and wonderful' I do feel the need to clarify.

There are early examples of typography dating back to the 2nd millennium BC on the island of Crete. However, Gutenberg's was the first to actually be practical and efficient enough to lead to widespread literacy in the middle and lower classes, and the subsequent cultural and political revolutions.

The chinese did develop rudimentary forms of movable-type printing, first with clay tiles before 1040 AD (very similar to the methods used in europe around 1119) and then advancing to bronze somewhere in the 1100s, and these were widely used to distribute formal Imperial decrees, as well as for the production of some of the world's first paper money. But there's no evidence of actually distributing books which were printed en masse before 1490, fifty years after Gutenberg's printing press was in widespread operation. Likewise, Arab Muslims began using printing (based on the chinese process) on the small scale to reproduce brief passages from the Qur'an and short scientific treatises as early as the 10th century according to some accounts, but did not expand this to reproducing entire books until the 18th.

Part of this is because the chinese (and most of the rest of the world) at the time were still using hand-crafted paper, while europeans developed water-powered industrial paper mills in 1282; even a perfect printing process would be impossible to use on a large scale without cheap, plentiful material to print on. Another factor is that Gutenberg put a lot of work into developing new varieties of ink specifically for use with a metal press into plant fiber, as opposed to earlier varieties of ink which were generally developed for hand-writing on parchment and thus had problems with soaking and bleeding.

But the biggest factor is that the emergence of Capitalism led to a sharp rise in the education of the middle classes, producing a demand for books on a scale never seen before, and a general cultural drive toward efficiency which gradually saw most hand-crafts replaced with mechanical mass production methods.

sonds abnout right

Take a break

In fact I'm sure the accusation that most housewives spent their days toiling away completely unappreciated before we let them go get "real" jobs is probably one of the earliest cases of what we know today as the "twitter isn't real life" phenomenon.

We're just accepting as "common knowledge" what a bunch of communist harpies told us to believe.

This reminds me of the shopping theory that is since women are the main spender in household, it means that they are actually in power. And wanna know what they spend the household money on? High fashion.

Back in the 60's my grandpa was working about 60 hours a week driving truck to provide for the family. One day grandma told him she wanted to get a job because she wasn't contributing to the household. He told her that she keeps everything running while he's away and she's definitely contributing just as much as he was. Since the kids were old enough to look out for themselves he said that if she was bored and looking for something to do he didn't mind her finding a job as a hobby but he didn't want her to think for a moment that she was under any obligation.

She became a cook at a local diner. Her first day a customer ordered a steak. He wanted it charred on the outside and bloody in the middle. She popped it in the deep fryer for a couple seconds then lit it on fire. The customer had a reputation of being picky about his steak but he told her that was the best steak he ever had.

>And wanna know what they spend the household money on? High fashion.

Also known as "luxury goods".

Which is generally a pretty good indicator that you're in power.

On top of the whole "other people making money for you to spend" thing.

Complete, fucking, terrifying sense.

You have to be a special kind of stupid to believe Trump is a "puppet for Putin" when all you have to do is look at his foreign policies and learn that he's anything but a friend of Putin. Joe Biden on the other hand... Because of that weak minded retard, we are having to run the risk of global discord.

Honestly. Stop listening to that Clinton Witch and grab a brain.

Amazing how Putin didn't start a war until his 'puppet' was out of office and the next guy reduced sanctions against Russia, and increased dependence on foreign (Russian) oil.

As one of his first priorities.

I'm just gonna squeeze here, don't mind me

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