Hi.

I actually left the house and (briefly) met some people while looking like shit but shh

I knew I would forget some of my random awards, not that anyone cares:

In honor of completing driving over 2100 miles just over two weeks ago (and severely delayed because I’m bad about procrastinating), here are some superlatives and other assorted things I had way too much time to think about while driving for over 30 hours. This got kind of long so I’ll save your eyes with a read more link.

HOLY SHIT THE MEMORIES ARE LETHAL

~*~not feeling too well~*~

FUCK THIS FUCKING COUNTRY WITH A RUSTY CATTLE PROD

Paul, Sam, Alice, Jacob (somewhat), and I did a thing for Paul's World Literature class.

I know I said I wasn't going to post anything, but this photo is perfect in every way.

I made this just so I could follow random blogs. Don't bother following - I have nothing useful to say.

Here's my face: