she’s that perfect combination of extremely judgemental and supportive

“god you fucking dumbass hope you feel better soon bud”

“Po from Kung Fu Panda is a himbo,” I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“They’re right,” they say. I look for the owner of the voice. There in the 5rd row stands: Jack Black himself

5rd

we all know Jack Black is not limited by our simple universe

this post is such a rollercoaster

i put “All I Want for Christmas is You” through a MIDI converter, and then back through an mp3 converter

the result is this garbage

I’m driving myself up the wall because I swear I can hear the vocal line but I don’t know how that could be if it was truly converted to MIDI. Unless you can replicate speech sounds entirely with modulated MIDI notes, in which case I’m actually impressed with this tire fire of an MP3.

date of origin: 2015

It's baphomet

it’s baphomet

Tubby Hot Summer

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Fool that you are, you forget that you too are mortal. The elephant dies as surely as the ant, but one exists on a scale beyond the other’s comprehension. The ant can bite and sting for days, yet its greatest victory can only be to be noticed, and in being so, crushed beneath the magnitude of its foe’s attention. Do you dare draw their gaze and risk that fate? 

Add this one to this list of raw ass lines, lads

“no i will not elaborate” is such a fun line, but unfortunately i have adhd and am incapable of shutting up. yes i will elaborate

Yes, I will elaborate and that is a threat.

I will elaborate but it won't make anything clearer

Yes I will elaborate but I'll forget my original point after 30 seconds

It's baphomet

it’s baphomet

Need Tumblr to understand that you are a marine biologist only if you study lads and urchins in the seas and oceans. If you study hooligans and whippersnappers in a lake or river you are in fact not a marine biologist, you are a limnologist.

Are there any benefits to being a limnologist?

The benefits to being a limnologist are limnited

is this a map of

limnal spaces

DENNIS PRAGER HAS COVID REBLOGS TO CHARGE LIKES TO CAST

Omg I’ve never loved something more. When the chorus hit the serotonin was FLOWIN

i have never felt greater trepidation than in playing this audio file

*dances*

I am such a slut for candles 😍😍😍😩😩😩😩🤤 I will moan on aisle 9 if I smell a bomb ass candle idc y’all

End up missing the shot because of the mind shattering orgasm you get the moment he's in range with his shrussy out

why staff thought they could turn this dumpster oven into something profitable is wildly beyond me

clark reupload

edit: forgot the sweater comic

brassicas complication

great post Mads

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this is what the italians get for betraying destiel

i am. SORRY

GUYS I KNOW THE PERFECT WAY TO EXPLOIT THE NEW TUMBLR GLITCH

REBLOG THIS POST WITH AN ADDITION

Just for recordskeeping should this eventually get patched

@rslashrats

teapots by Putu Oka Mahendra

What if I told y’all the earth was a skinny legend and her waist was snatched to the gods. Then would y’all finally stan her and do more to fight global warming??? 🤔🤔🤔

oh you want us to stan earth? name any of her number one singles……. that’s what i thought.

I’m pretty sure Earth’s number one single is you, since no one wants to date a clown

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One driver already quit and NASCAR responded with basically “we had to google you because nobody knew who the fuck you were”

Nascar started because they said fuck cops and its nice to see they havent lost their roots completely.

Packing in men’s pants: What bulge? There’s nothing in my pants actually.

Packing in women’s pants: COME ON BOYLY BOY, GIVE US PENIS, COCK!