Who Likes Jungle Juice?

thebootydiaries answered:

thebootydiaries

Anonymous asked:

duck you

leave my duck out of this he is just trying 2 have a good time

thebootydiaries

reblog if u respect my duck

Me: No one is hiring me

Adults: you’re just not trying hard enough

Me: oh yea, sorry about that. Let me apply “harder” this time. I’ll be sure to write my contact info extra “hard” this time. I’ll make sure to touch up my resume and make it hella “hard” this time around too.

preach

star-anise

Adults: You just need to hit the pavement, knock on some doors, call the hiring manager!

Every job application ever: PLEASE NO UNSOLICITED VISITS OR PHONE CALLS.

Fact: Our reception pool forwards the names of people who call unsolicited on to HR, who puts the names on a DO NOT HIRE, CANNOT FOLLOW DIRECTIONS list.

othercat2

This is what is the most terrifying about re-beginning the job search.

knight-of-trash

Fact: My brother was a store manager at AT&T for several years, and handled the hiring process. People that would call and call about the job wouldn’t get hired because, “They seemed to be the kind of people that would constantly need attention on the job, or wouldn’t make a good fit in customer service, because they don’t have the patience to wait for us to call them back.”

Meanwhile I’ve always been taught to do exactly those things because it “shows that you care and take initiative”

katy-l-wood

Here’s how I got my new job:

Made a profile on Indeed.
Crammed that fucker with every damn skill and job I have ever had. That time I ran roller-coasters for a month? On there. “Property Managing” my mother’s rental for six months because she was too lazy to drive over? On there. ALSO. If you are skilled in, say, Photoshop, don’t JUST put Photoshop as a skill. Also put Adobe Suite, Adobe Photoshop, etc. Put every possible term for your skill under the skills. Google skill lists and start slapping them in there if you have even a tiny bit of skill in them.
Downloaded the Indeed app on my phone.
Set up a saved search to show me all full-time jobs paying $15 or more per hour in my area, and set it to only show jobs with instant apply. I did not narrow it down by field or anything else. Just full-time, my area, $15/hr.
Wrote up a three sentenceish generic cover letter that was basically “I am good at customer service, client management, and handling the variety of tasks this job will involve. I will be available on X date and would love to speak to you about this position at your company.” But slightly more professionally put.
Just fucking clicked apply on everything. Anything that sounded like something I’d be willing and probably able to do. Like, I wasn’t applying to mechanic jobs or anything. But front-desk at a mechanic shop? Sure. Towing dispatcher? Sure. Print shop coordinator for some fancy real estate agency? Sure.
The beauty of Indeed’s mobile/quick apply is that once you’ve set up your profile on there clicking apply is literally all you have to do for about 75% of the quick apply jobs. Some will have a couple additional questions like how long you’ve done certain things, or when you’re available to start. Some have random fun questions like your favorite superhero (usually startups). You click that button and off your resume goes.
I spent about an hour every day doing this, submitted several hundred applications in the process, and heard back from…maybe 20. Got an interview at 4 or 5. Got hired at an insurance company that pays RIDICULOUSLY WELL. Took about a month.
Do I want to sell in insurance? Not particularly. But this job will support me, my art, my ability to buy a house, and PROVIDE RESIDUAL INCOME ONCE I RETIRE. Which. If I play my cards right I could do in as little as ten years.

Your mileage may vary with this technique, but given the way job hunting is set up now carpet bombing an application site like Indeed is always worth a shot. I will note that when I came across a job I thought sounded extra interesting and more in line with the fields I wanted to be in I’d save the application instead of applying, then take the time that night to put together a better full application.

Good luck. Job hunting is terrible.

midnight-spectrum-again

anime_irl

reblog if you’ve always believed that it was butter

flosstupidblog

Im deep in the sword and shield hole and i aint ever planing on leaving,,, pls take swole soft boi™ as an offering v.v

I have several lil’ bebe beans💜

!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hav kitty kat too :)

a baby

My bebe bean 💘

firefox-official answered:

Anonymous asked:

Firefox have you read homestuck?

what’s that

i’m KIDDING i know what homestuck is. i think

catladymarie

Isn’t it where you’ve been gone for so long and you really miss your house and your friends?

meanest-thieves-steal-blankets

that’s homesick. homestuck is a big block of hay tied up

weed-sauce

that’s a haystack. homestuck is one of those cloth things you tie between two trees and lay in

mistyskii

That’s a hammock. A homestuck is a type of whale whose “songs” can be heard for miles

That’s a humpback. Homestuck is one of those wooden sticks you beat drums with

no no thats a drumstick,, homestuck is the musical about founding fathers rapping

No That’s Hamilton, Homestuck is the store that sells stuff for your house

no that’s home goods. homestuck is movie about a kid who has to fight burglars after being left on christmas

no, that’s home alone. homestuck is a breakfast chain that sells mainly pancakes.

no, that’s ihop. homestuck is the work schools send kids to do after class

No, that’s homework. Homestuck is the first Spiderman movie to star Tom Holland

no, thats homecoming. homestuck is when something made by an induvidual instead of in a factory

cher-ii

no, that’s homemade. homestuck is the main protaganist of the popular american TV show The Simpsons

no, that’s homer. homestuck is the final lap in a racecourse

Yessss

theshittyfoodblog

Does shitty candy fit here? Make sure to follow me on Instagram @theshittyfoodblog: https://ift.tt/2EjfqL4

gen-z-takeover

thread of good reaction images to put on gross people’s posts. i’ll start

kosher-delhi

television-ghost

saurian-official

aztechnology

spiroandthelacktones

gen-z-takeover

i-am-a-fish

WHEN I SAY YEE, YOU SAY HAW

YEE

FUCK

YEE

SHIT

YEE

ASS

ghostswithoutjournals

I just watched Bird Box, it wasn’t that bad but it wasn’t good either in my opinion

thebootydiaries

donald trunps cake was 90% styrofoam? i guess you could say…the cake was a lie

am i right gamers

hey gamers am i right

Yes, Eggcup, you are right...

staff

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Why are we doing this?

It is our continued, humble aspiration that Tumblr be a safe place for creative expression, self-discovery, and a deep sense of community. As Tumblr continues to grow and evolve, and our understanding of our impact on our world becomes clearer, we have a responsibility to consider that impact across different age groups, demographics, cultures, and mindsets. We spent considerable time weighing the pros and cons of expression in the community that includes adult content. In doing so, it became clear that without this content we have the opportunity to create a place where more people feel comfortable expressing themselves.

Bottom line: There are no shortage of sites on the internet that feature adult content. We will leave it to them and focus our efforts on creating the most welcoming environment possible for our community.

So what’s next?

Starting December 17, 2018, we will begin enforcing this new policy. Community members with content that is no longer permitted on Tumblr will get a heads up from us in advance and steps they can take to appeal or preserve their content outside the community if they so choose. All changes won’t happen overnight as something of this complexity takes time.

Another thing, filtering this type of content versus say, a political protest with nudity or the statue of David, is not simple at scale. We’re relying on automated tools to identify adult content and humans to help train and keep our systems in check. We know there will be mistakes, but we’ve done our best to create and enforce a policy that acknowledges the breadth of expression we see in the community.

Most importantly, we’re going to be as transparent as possible with you about the decisions we’re making and resources available to you, including more detailed information, product enhancements, and more content moderators to interface directly with the community and content.

Like you, we love Tumblr and what it’s come to mean for millions of people around the world. Our actions are out of love and hope for our community. We won’t always get this right, especially in the beginning, but we are determined to make your experience a positive one.

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