You ever think about the first person who wrote out “uwu” and wonder if they knew the storm that would be unleashed?

Via Wikipedia:

While the exact origin is unknown, it is speculated the first of the emoticon was in chatrooms. The first proven use of uwu is in the Yu-Gi-Oh fanfiction Genie of the Puzzle, published by user DaakuKitsune on Oct 14, 2005. In the fanfiction notes before the story, the author states “Again, feel free to throw squids and fish at me. UwU I deserve it, you know.”

So… The first recorded use of UwU was in a fucking FANFICTION OF YU-GI-OH.

Yes those are my 45k notes, this shit blew up because of my reblog. I still can't believe it but I AM INCREDIBLY PROUD OF MY ONE VIRAL POST

I want a protagonist who gets stuck in a time loop and just. uses it to take a staycation

Self-love witch curses are best witch curses.

You ever think about the first person who wrote out “uwu” and wonder if they knew the storm that would be unleashed?

Wtf this has HOW MANY NOTES????

When was this originally posted? Just curious uwu

Ik this is a yonks old question but like early 2021

you seem tired. may I....offer you a seat?

*Sitting down in the pink things chair, you notice thousands of tiny needles slowly pierce their way through your skin.

You like it.*

~v a p o r h o u s e~ (art by @elektrakute on IG)

do u think Tinkerbell ever just fuckin bit people? she's tiny, angry, and easily mistaken for an insect, surely she gave into that tempation

Tinkerbell canonically bites people.

she canonically lovingly bites people on the nose

I wish I had someone special so I could rip their nose off😥

On the list of ideas that make me foam at the mouth that I’ll never write because nobody likes my oc content.

An isekai where the protagonist somehow ends up falling from the sky only to land safely in the royal court of an ancient Chinese emperor, they think everyone is staring at them out of shock that they’d just fallen from the sky, but in reality their body transformed into a very attractive half dragon/half human I.e. a heavenly body in human form.

What follows is them trying to escape to find their way home only to be kept there by an emperor eager to win their love and attention, so much so he neglects his harem entirely to please the dragon who fell from the heavens ~Bambi

PLEASE

DEAR GOD PLEASE

Aaaand moving to the to write list 😳 ~Bambi

YOU KNOW I WILL DEVOUR THIS - Pears

*nervously starts writing* owo ~Bambi

Okay so I’m already at a block with this one, I’m torn between making it x reader or character x character.

Normally this isn’t a problem and I go with x reader but I have such a vivid image in my mind of what the protagonist looks and acts like that it’ll be hard to put it into a y/n scenario without it breaking the emersion ~Bambi

Try character x character, I reckon it'd fit in this format.

On the list of ideas that make me foam at the mouth that I’ll never write because nobody likes my oc content.

An isekai where the protagonist somehow ends up falling from the sky only to land safely in the royal court of an ancient Chinese emperor, they think everyone is staring at them out of shock that they’d just fallen from the sky, but in reality their body transformed into a very attractive half dragon/half human I.e. a heavenly body in human form.

What follows is them trying to escape to find their way home only to be kept there by an emperor eager to win their love and attention, so much so he neglects his harem entirely to please the dragon who fell from the heavens ~Bambi

PLEASE

DEAR GOD PLEASE

UNMUTE THIS 💀💀

I’m actually fucking dead. I just… I can’t stop watching this. That fucking triple take at the end gets me every time

Never seen so much emotion from a toy shark.

I have manufactured your emotions auuauuuuauauuuauuauuuauuauauuauuu

Hmm, this manufacturing of emotions has the same exact sound as a laser

Omg guyys I have massive news regarding the speed at which I’m hurtling towards you

OH GOLLY GOSH OH NOES

Can confirm that head scratches are indeed top-level bliss.

Guys, @pmseymourva is never gonna run out of ways to say it's a binge compilation.

With just my personal calculations, what I could find, what my calculator could process, and what my mind could stay motivated to research...there are over 130,636,800 voices and sounds one person can make with their voice. It will never end.

So.

Guess I'll be able to keep this up for a while.

The best thing about this post is that it's not even that specific. There's fuck tons of regional accents, tempo can be mixed, gender doesn't take robot into account, direction is something else entirely like this mf could rock up WITH 8D AUDIO to tell us it's a binge comp, e.t.c, and PM could say those four words in any order he liked, and we'd still understand. So the number is probably closer to fucking infinite.

Rapunzel.

Pukicho is one of the smartest men I know

Sorry guys, Stephen fucking Hawking took my phone

Isn’t he dead

What?

Who the fuck was that then

Stephen Hawking. Necromancy exists you buffoon.

No his ass just yawned can't you fucking read

If I saw a baby martian crash land on earth I’d squish it

Forbidden guacamole

don’t wanna hear about “round earth” or “flat earth” tell me more about how earth is LUMPY

Mountains