cant believe im letting people online see into my heart. for free

hey (with the intention of eating you)

almost happy birthday gay people

happy birthday gay people

Emerald Haywood + outfits

I fucked up so badly on this sudoku page no ones ever gonna wanna have sex with me

i hate how capitalism and 2010s-20s minimalistic designs took away creative and colorful designs. i miss how mcdonald’s used to look when it had the red tile roof and when they had chairs in the dining room molded after their characters. i miss when storefronts would have colorful cartoon art on the walls and windows. i miss how hot topic used to look, when it looked like it’d be scary to walk into when you were a kid but after you got in and saw all the invader zim merchandise it was okay. or how malls used to have so much color, from the tiles to the walls to the ceiling. i hate the bland minimalism we have now. i hate the beige and silver design that every store has now. i hate it.

And in these next 50 years you will eat so many delicious meals, laugh so many times with so many people you love, shout and scream and sing and cry and smile so hard your face hurts. And you will see such beautiful sunsets and feel fresh cold air on your face and feel warm and safe wrapped up in your favourite winter coat.

I wrap this blessing around you like a shroud, so that no ill can find you, and every warmth is held close

Evening walks must be the best part of spring

literally if you get a popular post and you dont frame yourself for attempted murder of someone who does not exist you're doing it wrong. this is the standard now

who am I without a piece of jewellery to fiddle with

they make bloggers in real life whose hands you can hold