oh ignore the owl on his shoulder. it's his braincell storage.
in his shadow.
this is my pet liar. he does tricks
sing, o muse, of the rage of achilles
The urge to redraw this
THE URGE TO ANIMATE THIS
this coffee tastes like i can still have a beautiful life
all the other heroes: *famous because they killed some great monster*
Achilles: *famous because he threw a rage fit after his boyfriend died*
putting on the bullshitting face
Yet think, a day will come, when fate's decree And angry gods shall wreak this wrong on thee; Phoebus and Paris shall avenge my fate, And stretch thee here before the Scaean gate.
Artemis: What the fuck is wrong with you?!
Apollo: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.
Artemis: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!
sorry but this is absolutely sending me
This picture he posted after the video makes it even better
GET OFF MY DICK
Hermes: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming
Athena: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak
Dionysus: The cop who broke up my party said it was the best party he’s ever busted.
I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like “you wouldn’t survive back then” yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no
congrats to these people on being funnier than me on my own fucking post
Hera, Queen of Gods
Plus another version because i couldn’t choose which one i liked more!



