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Project: AEGIS

@projectaegis

Heroes. Gods. A War. An inspirational blog for a story of mine that needs to be told (Mythology reblogs, music, etc.). 
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Yet think, a day will come, when fate's decree And angry gods shall wreak this wrong on thee; Phoebus and Paris shall avenge my fate, And stretch thee here before the Scaean gate.
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Artemis: What the fuck is wrong with you?!

Apollo: Wow, you could start with a 'good morning'.

Artemis: Good morning. What the fuck is wrong with you?!

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Ares: Do you ever want to just gently place your hands on someone’s cheeks, hold their head in your hands, look right into their eyes, and then VIOLENTLY twist their neck at just the right angle to snap their neck
Aphrodite: … Ares, are you okay?
Hermes: so I guess your still mad at me.
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Hermes: Is letting someone win at chess sapiosexual bottoming

Athena: Does anyone in this godforsaken group ever think before they speak

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I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like “you wouldn’t survive back then” yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no

congrats to these people on being funnier than me on my own fucking post