Americans really do just live in a foreskin desert huh
#some days it pays to be an immigrant whose jewish side of the family died in the late 30s#and had the fact that we were half Christian and half Jewish covered up#until it became habit to just not talk about it even when there was no danger except for becoming the town pariah#because despite being ostensibly communist enough of my cuntrymen still sympathized with the nationalists that it was decided best to just#forge documents using a fake name based on a real name of a cringe scamming free marketeer my family adopted in every way except documented#and when asked about discrepancies they just got a trusted former neighbor to verify and he technically wasn't lying#and that's all a lie i don't really know where we got the notion we're half Jewish from except on the insistence of my great grandfather#who everyone regarded as half crazy from ww2 combat trauma (and probably icc worthy trauma but he never spoke a word about the iron guard)#and would simply#say that he lost his hand to save someone who he later shot himself#like damn grand-gramps make him buy you antibiotics at gunpoint first and you wouldn't have had to get gangrene in your pointer finger stump#anyways where's our Jewish side and why can't i access any records regarding your totally real war hero father decorated by both the#king of România and the Tsar of Russia#and why can i only find a name regarding your mother#and nothing else#a name on a grave and i cant even tell if that's really her grave or some other woman married to another Ungureanu#anyways all that to say I'm pretty sure I'm Jewish but uncut
There's something so distinctly lovely and hot about girlcock worship tbh, like, when someone is on their knees and their eyes are on a girls cock and they're just kinda fixated by it, they treat it with a kinda reverence. Slowly at first, they savour every second, kissing it, licking it, feeling it against their face, until they can't take anymore and they take it into the mouth and they're overcome with lust. The gentle reverence gets overtaken by their wild lust and they start taking it deeper, choking on it, hitting the back of their throat and pulling themselves deeper still because they just, need more of it inside them, they'd make such a mess on the girlcock and slurp it all back up, not wanting to lose a drop of precum, until it was time for their reward, they'd place the tip just in their lips and feel the cum cover their tongue, feel it roll over them as they felt pride at their work wash over them too. Idk man, it just hits different
Royalists are from a different planet, dude.
Joe doesn’t care. He’s Irish!
worst college experience actually was people seeingme use tumblr and say 'haha oh i used to use tumblr we could follow eachother' and i open their blog and its like 700 artic monkeys band gif grunge images pastel moodboards and im sitting here hands folded like you are about to learn our uses of this site are wildly different and i just posted a photo of a buff man in a g string
i wouldnt lie online
2016-2021 Toyota Land Cruiser
trying to explain to a puppygirl that moralism is a harmful philosophy and you can't easily sort everyone into "good girls" and "bad girls"
people in the 90s who hated julian simply didn’t understand him. he’s annoying. he cosplays. he makes his friends cosplay with him. he talks to his stuffed animals. he wanders the halls of the station like a dazed victorian waif instead of doing his job. hes in a psychosexual relationship with a war criminal who runs the local joanns fabrics. he’s the kind of guy that fights off fifteen kids at target for the last 3 foot tall bluey plushie. the haters are simply blind to his inimitable wet cat swag
One of my favorite genres of character has to be "some dude who looks innocuous or even completely innocent, but everybody that knows more about that character absolutely despises them.
For example
Thanks to the new All Quiet On The Western Front movie and the game Isonzo I'm now autistic about ww1
I don’t play either, but the gap between how much I saw tumblr talking about overwatch when it came out and the gap between how much I see them talking about overwatch 2 is stark
The whole Overwatch death spiral is one of the few things that makes me wish I were still back in undergrad because I could have pulled an incredible case study out of the sheer number of axises on which they burned goodwill and alienated the playerbase.
people often accuse overwatch of fucking up by balancing around esports but as someone who knew a lot of people invested in both ends of it it’s actually much worse than that. they were in fact constantly trying to balance around casual players (making changes that exploded high level play every time and were never noticed by casual players) while cancelling everything that casual players actually cared about (events, new gamemodes, cinematics, comics), and therefore managed to succesfully cater their game to Nobody
Trans women deserve money just for living in this shitshow of world. Our contribution to society is our mere existence. If you disagree, take it up with my lawyer