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this is literally the entire video😭

frankly the Buddhists are smoking the rest of the world’s major religions in the whole “insanely giant statue” category

Jesus in rio

absolute fools keep commenting this. Folks, the Cristo Redentor is the 142nd tallest statue in the world. It is not even in the top 100. The biggest statue of Jesus in the world is #74. Of the 50 tallest statues in the world, 32 are either Buddha or an important Buddhist deity; there are only four Christian statues in the top 100, and the only two in the top 50 are of Mary. Of the other religious statues in the top 50 or 100, the runner up is Hinduism, with Christianity lagging well behind, only ahead of, like, Confucianism and Taoism.

just like me

what's the point in hooking up with older men if they can't even host? you're 43 with 2 roommates????

I feel like this will be me one day and this post would hurt my feelings, can we cancel op

new aesthetic: man covered in cacti, surrounded by confused police

I don’t understand this aesthetic.

neither do the police

OH

OH

It’s okay if you learn slower than your peers.

It’s okay if you need things explained in other ways than your peers do.

It’s okay to learn differently.

It’s okay to study in your own way.

I don’t know if that’s meant in a metaphorical way as in, “their insults have no bite” or a literal sense as in “someone was talking shit so he got his fucking teeth knocked out” but I like it either way

if any of you are wondering, i can assure you, as a spanish speaker, that this was meant in a literal way, as in “if any of ya transphobes decide to make a fucking comment, yall walking away w your teeth in a pocket”

big love 2 any lesbians out there feeling insecure about their sexuality tonight 

So only the rich can have kids? The is literally eugenicism but okay

Everyone commenting on this says it’s Eugenics , but what the post said was financially prepared, not rich. As in if you’ve factored a child into your life and made the appropriate financial and life sacrifices it’s okay. Some poor people take better care of their children than wealthier people because they were willing and ready to put aside whatever it took to raise their child no matter what hardship they themselves will face, this actually incorporates both the mental and financial aspects of being ready to have a child. Whether you’re rich or poor, if you haven’t made a plan or set aside funds for your child it’s unfair to the child. Even if your preparation is making sure you’re on welfare, gathering food stamps and stocking up on free supplies, it’s enough to raise a child, just make sure you’ve prepared and are ready to do anything for that child.

that’s a really good point, thank you for explaining!

The dumbest thing I’ve ever been told when trying to explain why I didn’t want kids was this: “If you wait until you’re ready, you’ll never have them. Sometimes you just have to do it anyway.” No. Literally no I do not.

Parenting.

hallbeck.com

THANK YOU

I love this one personally.

no offense but  where have all the good men gone and where are all the gods? Where’s the streetwise Hercules to fight the rising odds? Isn’t there a white knight upon a fiery steed? Late at night I toss and I turn and I dream of what I need…I need a hero I’m holding out for a hero ‘til the en-

lesbian privilege, as told by kate mckinnon.

@dearestfrendz had to reblog with your tags bc they were so good

I was just looking at Storm King’s Thunder, and I came across this wonderful creature:

And then I read this in its description!

Guys imagine Frumpkin as a tressym! Prefers cat form? You got it buddy! Need to fly? Hell yeah! Need to see in the dark? Tressyms actually have darkvision! Kicked by a guard again? Twice as much health as a normal cat, baby! Invisible creatures? No problem!

Seriously, someone tell Matt and Liam about this, Caleb should find someone with a pet tressym in Asarius, its the perfect place for it!

well then nintendo

i couldnt let this be left in the tags 

(lesbianlinkle)

true romance

This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

WHAT?

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

WHAT?????

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

This is the real shit!