this is the exact moment when beard realizes that trent is in love with ted and you can fight me on that
ADHD is buying a brand new pack of pens and watching them shrink in number all day as you forget where you put one down and go get another one. I’m on my 5th pen in 8 hours and I wouldn’t be able to tell you if the other four are even still in the United States
at times when hope is too big of a thing to have, curiosity (even clinical or small) is a very good placeholder
asking myself "why continue" & finding the answer is always, in some form, "i want to know what happens next", even if that want is tired or detached or outright morbid
The whole Reddit thing is an especially striking example of corporate brain rot because, like, they managed to build their entire business model on the back of exploiting vast quantities of unpaid volunteer labour, and successfully convinced the entire Internet that this is a normal state of affairs. How do you fuck that up? How do you convince yourself that instituting a de facto demand for your very nearly 100% volunteer workforce to pay you for the ability to use the tools that are required to do their job is anything other than cutting your own throat?
Like, do they just not grasp the fundamentals of their own business model? Do they not realise that they're a for-profit business in the unimaginably envious position of employing a largely volunteer workforce? That's the only place I can imagine the idea coming from of going to people who doing the work of employees for free and saying "actually, you should pay us for the privilege of working for us".
"Illumination Legend of Zelda isn't real, it can't hurt you!"
Illumination Link:
“Illumination
Legend of Zelda isn’t
real, it can’t hurt you!”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
funniest thing about the “reddit migration” is that I haven’t seen a single post shitting on anyone coming from Reddit. when twitter started bleeding users everyone was firing rent-lowering posts but with redditors skittering about we’ve left the doors open and put out food bowls
Redditors offer helpful advice, insane opinions about subcultures you barely new existed, and weird humor.
They're basically cousins.
who wants a list of some of my best videos about video game economic crisis events theyre kind of my favorite subject of all time
“the falador massacre”, an infamous runescape event in which a player was able to pvp kill in non-pvp areas, resulting in thousands of player items and gold being looted from corpses with no possibility of rollback
A year ago I got black-out drunk at a charity bar crawl. My best friend commissioned a painting of his favorite photo of me from that night.
truth trying to go back into her well after dealing with mankind
I had this work friend at my previous job who was gay. Lovely kid, from a kind of traditional family.
He hadn't told anyone he was gay, because he was scared of being judged. But... thanks to the resident lesbian, he was outed to everyone without his knowledge because she clocked him and asked everyone about it while he was off work.
Everyone then put the clues they'd noticed on their own together rather than what they were doing beforehand, that being remaining blissfully and politely unaware of how his variety of behaviours linked back to him being gay.
Had I already clocked him? Absolutely. But I should not have been told about him, before he chose to come out to me.
This pride month, remember that even in the most accepting of environments, even if you personally feel comfortable being out where you are, that doesnt mean someone else around you is too. Do not assume that someone is comfortable with everyone knowing, or that everyone knows.
Because we might not have known. That person might not have told us yet. We might have been politely ignoring the signs because we didn't want to assume.
It's not your place to tell everyone someone else's business.
Anonymous asked:
why don't you have any checkmarks?
Because that is false authority. I have real authority which is to say I am loud and asshole.
I ain’t clicking that shit motherfucker
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person w adhd experiencing symptoms of adhd: why the fuck can’t I do this thing . I wish there was some explanation for this
after my friends expressed horror watching professional hockey player nathan mackinnon spray suncreen straight in the face, i'm actually curious...
If I close my eyes real hard this time. It'll work. I will not fail. *gets sunscreen in eyes*
the key to understanding kermit is that line from the original muppet series where lesley anne warren is like "i thought you were the only person here who wasn't crazy" and kermits like "me not crazy? i hired the others" that guy loves chaos. he loves crazy shit, and he loves being the guy who has to handle the crazy shit. he deliberately creates these circumstances! he puts himself in these positions! and then he's like "i cant believe youre making me do this." anyway that frog is more human than any of us
Whats your least favorite change that tumblr has made in the past few years
Gotta be the porn ban.
