is Nina your daughter and is that why cortex hates you (not saying she has to be because she's blue, it's just curiosity from a fellow scientist who likes time)
Bold of you to assume I know who that is.
is Nina your daughter and is that why cortex hates you (not saying she has to be because she's blue, it's just curiosity from a fellow scientist who likes time)
Bold of you to assume I know who that is.
"A few years ago, Nintendo shut down the Miiverse servers on the Wii-U. But they weren't ever able to get rid of me. I'm still here."
"I'll always be here."
Don’t play video games in the dark, dear, it’s bad for your eyes.
"Apparently humans don't have bones in their hair. How does their hair even work without any bones? Without any muscles? Gross."
Uhh….
I-I think you should be more alarmed by your hair having those attributes…
(“Goodness, what other of horrific things did Cortex put on this poor girl” Lani thought to himself)
"Isn't that, like, a normal thing? How would you control your hair otherwise? It would just swing around like a sack of meat."
… Darling, hair does not contain flesh, or at least it should not. Bloody hell…
"Wait, what?"
"Miss N. Dear, what is your hair made of? What is this stuff? Where's the muscles and tissue? That's so strange... how do you brush it in the morning?"
Oof!
It’s made of (ow) strands of keratin, like my (ouch) nails are made of.
To brush it I (eep) run a bristled brush to (yow) prevent it from tangling together and (yipe) causing problems.
Coco, dear, could you kindly release my hair? It is still very much so attached to my scalp.
"Oh-- sorry Miss N. Dear. I never saw a lotta humans back home."
"Humans with hair on their heads, at least."
Don’t fret, I know you didn’t mean any harm. I appreciate your curiosity, dear. Keep at it! Though, perhaps ask before just pulling on people, please. Could be quite rude.
"Yeah yeah, okay. Thanks Aku-Aku."
"I mean--"
"Miss--... N. Dear. Is what I said. You are Miss N. Dear. That's what I called you because that's what your name is. Miss N. Dear. Not whatever I just said. What did I say? Were we talking?"
Coco escapes the conversation with a tactfully delivered glitter bomb.
…
[5 hours later]
"Apparently humans don't have bones in their hair. How does their hair even work without any bones? Without any muscles? Gross."
Uhh….
I-I think you should be more alarmed by your hair having those attributes…
(“Goodness, what other of horrific things did Cortex put on this poor girl” Lani thought to himself)
"Isn't that, like, a normal thing? How would you control your hair otherwise? It would just swing around like a sack of meat."
… Darling, hair does not contain flesh, or at least it should not. Bloody hell…
"Wait, what?"
"Miss N. Dear, what is your hair made of? What is this stuff? Where's the muscles and tissue? That's so strange... how do you brush it in the morning?"
Oof!
It’s made of (ow) strands of keratin, like my (ouch) nails are made of.
To brush it I (eep) run a bristled brush to (yow) prevent it from tangling together and (yipe) causing problems.
Coco, dear, could you kindly release my hair? It is still very much so attached to my scalp.
"Oh-- sorry Miss N. Dear. I never saw a lotta humans back home."
"Humans with hair on their heads, at least."
Don’t fret, I know you didn’t mean any harm. I appreciate your curiosity, dear. Keep at it! Though, perhaps ask before just pulling on people, please. Could be quite rude.
Anonymous asked:
I just realized, has N Dear put on a bit of weight? 😭❤️ its so sweet i love seeing weight gain as a form of healing
[She has, in fact! As my artstyle has changed and as she’s grown as a character, she’s gotten heavier and softer, as well as kinder and less self-sacrificing. I’d imagine she’s on proper medication at this point, and regularly seeing a therapist. She’s got a long way to go, though.]
"Apparently humans don't have bones in their hair. How does their hair even work without any bones? Without any muscles? Gross."
Uhh….
I-I think you should be more alarmed by your hair having those attributes…
(“Goodness, what other of horrific things did Cortex put on this poor girl” Lani thought to himself)
"Isn't that, like, a normal thing? How would you control your hair otherwise? It would just swing around like a sack of meat."
… Darling, hair does not contain flesh, or at least it should not. Bloody hell…
"Wait, what?"
"Miss N. Dear, what is your hair made of? What is this stuff? Where's the muscles and tissue? That's so strange... how do you brush it in the morning?"
Oof!
It’s made of (ow) strands of keratin, like my (ouch) nails are made of.
To brush it I (eep) run a bristled brush to (yow) prevent it from tangling together and (yipe) causing problems.
Coco, dear, could you kindly release my hair? It is still very much so attached to my scalp.
"Apparently humans don't have bones in their hair. How does their hair even work without any bones? Without any muscles? Gross."
Uhh….
I-I think you should be more alarmed by your hair having those attributes…
(“Goodness, what other of horrific things did Cortex put on this poor girl” Lani thought to himself)
"Isn't that, like, a normal thing? How would you control your hair otherwise? It would just swing around like a sack of meat."
… Darling, hair does not contain flesh, or at least it should not. Bloody hell…
[UNCLE BRIO is drinking again. You know. To celebrate the occasion.]
Oh dear…
Please be responsible; maybe have Lawrence keep an eye on you, luv?
Hmmmmmm.
seems like a… TALL ORDER… fer a. [URP] such a [HIC] such a little guy. S’just a little guy. Little bitty baby boy. Hm. Hm hmm… hmm. Nnnnnhe’s just a b-b-baby boy, Nancy. Nancy Schmancy. Did you know that?
Well.
To be fair, he is a bit bigger than you.
Unless you’d rather I head there myself, Luv.
[UNCLE BRIO is drinking again. You know. To celebrate the occasion.]
Oh dear…
Please be responsible; maybe have Lawrence keep an eye on you, luv?
Haven’t been as quick as I’d like to be, lately.
Nearly spat my gum into my contacts case and tossed my contacts! Would’ve been a disaster had that happened.
Has Brio cloned himself? I’m seeing him a lot lately…
Not yet.
What on earth do you mean by “yet”?? You’ve experimented on yourself billions of times and yet you still plan on cloning yourself??
Good grief, man, I love you dearly but you must stop!!
Oh God this is a mess!
I don’t– I don’t understand. W-wh-why is this such a problem? You just take a, a– a Q-tip and s-sS-s-swab the inside a’ yer mouth, and– I-I mean– y’know– where’s the fire???
Doctor.
No.
Earthlings are odd, and the idea that wedding dresses have to be white is very dull. I don’t get the focus on tradition and values that would only matter to select people. Yes, I genuinely mean that, it’s not that white isn’t my color.
Wedding dresses don’t have to be white though, although that is traditional. My own was a very lovely light purple!
…
Wait-
“Your col-“
Are you getting married, luv?
A-Am I not entitled to look at things? I’ve practically been a resident on Earth for far too long, and nowhere else has something such as marriage. The way of announcing to the world of your committed relationship is… Different. But the traditions seem very intertwined with Earth religion.
I’m not wrong, white would not look good with my chitin, you do see that, right?
Oh!
Ehm…
Well, I believe it may look good if it was merely accents, perhaps not as a full outfit, but little bits of it might be nice. Like on a brooch or something.
Earthlings are odd, and the idea that wedding dresses have to be white is very dull. I don’t get the focus on tradition and values that would only matter to select people. Yes, I genuinely mean that, it’s not that white isn’t my color.
Wedding dresses don’t have to be white though, although that is traditional. My own was a very lovely light purple!
…
Wait-
“Your col-“
Are you getting married, luv?
Has Brio cloned himself? I’m seeing him a lot lately…
Not yet.
What on earth do you mean by “yet”?? You’ve experimented on yourself billions of times and yet you still plan on cloning yourself??
Good grief, man, I love you dearly but you must stop!!
Happy new years or whatever you Usleelcvkvvviv
This year please take a shower please
J-j-just since YOU asked-- no. HEEHEEHEEHEE!
N. BRIO PLEASE
We've shared some good times, remember twinsanity??
Of course not you unconscious, miserable.. zzzzzzz
[too drunk to even speak] 🥂
Eheh-- hah-- what is-- heeheehee!-- W-wh-what in the EVAH-lovin’ hell is a--
--no. [SNORT] no. No. Th-that’s not a real word. Mmmmmnnnyou’re makin’ things up. MmmMMmhmhmhmHMhm.
...mmmmnwhat was it. Th-- that. Fake word ya said. HEEHEEHEE! I-I-I already forgot it.
Kill yourself.
Y’know what? I was-- eheh-- I-I was thinkin’ about it! I really was! Heehee! But-- but now that y-Y-y-YOU said it--
I’m nNnNNnNnNOT gonna take the, the, the nice n’ easy way out! I’m gonna-- I’m gonna, I’m gonna g-g-GET off my sorry ass and-- and, and try ta be a n-N-NOT-quite-garbage human being!
JUST BECAUSE YOU SAID SO!
EEHEEheeHEEHEeheEhEEheeHEEhee
Good on’ya, luv
Happy new yea’