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Name a class black mommas have to take before becoming a parent

Identifying BooBoo the Foo 101

You got some McDonalds Money? 101 which is usually followed up with We Got That at the House-ology

Identifying your child’s name: how not to call Tiffany , Sakeena , and Jalondra in the same sentence😂😂😭

I Know You Heard Me: Speech 300 Who You Think You Talking To: Philosophy 202 Cause You Be On That Phone: Sociology 102 Didn’t 👏 I 👏 Tell 👏 Yo 👏 Ass 👏… : Music 101 Stay Outta Grow Folks: Business 400

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I Brought You In This World: Physiology 2100 And I’ll Take You Out: Forensics 2130

How Many Bills You Pay In This House? : Economics 201

Do I Have To Go Up To That School? - Behavioural Science 101. So Tell Me The Story One More Time - Logic 200

Don’t touch my fucking air conditioner: Thermodynamics 101

You must think money grow on trees: Economics 101 & Dendrology 201

If I come in there and find it…:Criminal Justice 202

Omg

One Fork is too Many: Dish-ology 401

There’s Rice at Home: Philosophy 212

^ that last one HEAVILY applies to Africans 😂😂

Stop crying before I REALLY give you something to cry about :Childhood psychology 101

And of course

Didn’t I tell you to take the chicken out of the freeze Zoology 203

😭😭crying

You Not Going to Play Me Like No Broken Record: Musical Connections in Psychology 3204c

Did I Stutter?: Communications 305

It’s Cause You Be On That Phone: Communications 117

“Nvm”.

What changed his mind in 14 minutes lmao.

When lurking on bae’s page goes wrong lmao

THIS. IS. ME!!! LMAO!!!!

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