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That discord scam would never work on me cause i don't care

scam: "hey ummm, someone's posted screenshots of you doing [x] :/ and uhhh, I'm gonna block you in case it true??"

me knowing full well I did not do anything: ok

Really normal about this fictional character

No longer normal about him I need to become him

sometimes I consider ghosting my whole life. quit job sell belongings and go fuck off somewhere else

*through gritted teeth* every day i choose to be kind *barely restraining myself from violence* i choose to have compassion *tamping down the vicious bloodlust inside me* i choose to care and to be kind and to love

divorce court judge ruling a couple has to just stay together cause they both suck so bad they shouldnt be allowed to subject anyoone else to their behaviours

Nintendo’s official website has a poll of who you would like to give a valentine to and Waluigi is winning by a huge margin

where’s the link op

right there

There's something so fun about being upside down like I'm not supposed to be this way up wtf I'm so crazy omg!!!!

Absolutely beaming right now

your IP adress has been reduced to FOUR. 

To be fair I thought it was a pregnancy test too

Exact opposite energy of this post.

I think the two gents in these pics should kiss.

They’re probably the same person

whenever i start thinking this pops up in the lower right-hand corner of my vision

my will

to my first born i leave my pinterest password. if you fuck up my naruto aesthetic board ill haunt you forever