Humanity: "Fuck them flying machines."

So I’m at a huge medieval event. Dozens of people competing at the archery range, dressed just like that.

Then several military helicopters start doing maneuvers right over us. And every single archer looks at the helicopters, looks at their bow, and then shakes their head. It’s a tempting target, but of course not worth the prison.

The Great Lakes and Saint Lawrence River superimposed on a map of Europe

…OH.

I googled it once and the only reason why the Great Lakes aren’t called inland seas is because they are entirely freshwater, not salt.

By any other metric they’d be seas. Superior especially (the big one in the upper left) behaves like a small ocean, and has claimed at least 250 ships and over 1000 people. Gordon Lightfoot wrote a frankly chilling song about her that I’ll include here:

Reblogging for the map as well as for Gordon Lightfoot.

tbh any time someone is like “you being vulnerable in x way is Dangerous To Me Because I Might Take Advantage and Get In Trouble For It” or “if you act this way i’ll do x abusive thing, i can’t help myself” etc etc – just know that’s literally already abusive

nonabusers do not make it other people’s job to keep them from abusing

be aware that that is 100% a threat, and threatening to abuse you IS abuse, please try to learn to recognize that kind of sneaky dodge

abusers WILL try to make their choice to abuse about how you forced them into it, and they tend to lay the groundwork for that justification as early as possible

it's really funny how usamericans can only conceive of politics as their engagement with Product and so every time a Product or Marketing For A Product is released they all spend weeks getting mad about the political positions of Product. is my coffee woke. is my washing machine homophobic. is the barbie movie my friend

there is a demon telling you to go to bed without brushing your teeth... do not listen to him

saw this comment on a cricket noise video and felt like something changed in me idk

Violencia genera violencia

Girl knight looking for a Lady to serve. Experienced in monster slaying. Happy to be an extension of your will in exchange for but a fleeting moment of your lips against mine.

Willing to spar with my shirt off.

Blade length 34", if it matters.

imagine Benedict Cumberbatch furiously trying to hide a boner.

this is the ugliest post on this earth and if i have to see it so does everyone else

Sorry I just couldn’t stop visualizing this

Pensions sound so fake as a zillennial. You work for one place for decades (already sounds fake) and then afterwards you leave and they just. keep paying you. the same amount of money. to do nothing. for the rest of your life. if i wasn't already aware that this was something that readily and commonly existed during my grandparent's days then it would sound like some kind of socialist pipe dream

Unions. UNIONS. U.N.I.O.N.S. They had pensions because they had unions and the unions fought for pensions in their contracts. I have a pension at my work. I have a pension at my work because we have a union that fought for it in the contracts.

Y'all want this? Get a union.

The Time Before Gender Ideology

By me and Becky Hawkins!

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100% my experience growing up in the '60s/'70s.

i’m sorry but it is 2023 some of you NEED to let go of this belief that appearance and morality are linked you can not keep living in this disney world where all bad people are ugly and all good people are beautiful you can not

men's restroom: gross but in a predictable way. shit and piss but that's it

women's restroom: an actual murder scene in one stall, the pt baby in the sink, if you use the one clean stall people will shake it violently while you try to piss, small children try to crawl under sometimes, someone has written a recipe for poundcake on the door

dog time AKA the only reason i've been managing not to overwork myself

death of the author except when its funny

exactly what someone who regularly turns into a dog would say

im having a genuine blast this is like a gender reveal party to me