me: man my job sucks i want to play video games or somethin
the nefarious anglerfish:
funniest feature on any social media site, uncontested
Some really fascinating decisions in the latest Mr. Beast video:
Mr. Beast recognizes Russia’s claim to the Crimean peninsula
Mr. Beast recognizes the State of Palestine
Mr. Beast recognizes Somaliland
Mr. Beast recognizes the Taliban government of Afghanistan
Mr. Beast does NOT recognize Taiwan
Mr. Beast uses the flag of Georgia (the state) for Georgia (the country)
most politically coherent american man
my body is a machine that turns transfems into transbians
I need to be kissed till I can't form thoughts is that too much to ask
back pain and toothaches remind you youre alive
hearing a song you sort of hate at the supermarket reminds you youre alive
Everyone on this site loves puzzles now. Sudoku, picross, wordle, crosswords...
I had a visceral reaction to this thanks
quick what is everyone doing right now
girlrotting at girlwork
scary obama be like: Uhh let me be fear
but why
me opening tumblr in public and being blasted with softcore porn
