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If My Name Doesn’t Drive You Away, My Posts Will.

@professional-shitpost

⚡️Too many creative souls make up one person. We're ATTEMPTING to be more open about us, starting with a description change! Motto is at the top, and we're open for all asks! To those that don't know what all this is about, we are a system. Have a good day!⚡️
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We are going to the Moon!

At 1:47 a.m. EST on Nov. 16, 2022, our Orion spacecraft launched aboard the Space Launch System (SLS) rocket from historic Launch Complex 39B at NASA’s Kennedy Space Center in Florida on a path to the Moon, officially beginning the Artemis I mission.

This mission is the first integrated test of NASA’s deep space exploration systems: the Orion spacecraft, the SLS rocket, and Kennedy ground systems. This is the very first time this rocket and spacecraft have flown together, and it’s the first of many Artemis missions to the Moon. Artemis I is uncrewed, but it lays the groundwork for increasingly complex missions that will land humans on the lunar surface, including the first woman and the first person of color to do so.

With Artemis, we will build a long-term human presence on the Moon and prepare humanity for future exploration plans to Mars and beyond.

See more photos of Artemis I on our Flickr.

Make sure to follow us on Tumblr for your regular dose of space!

YOU GOT THIS ARTEMIS!!

Alright enough messing around, time to ACTUALLY initiate the Reddit refugees I propose Mishapocalypse 3.0 welcome redditors edition. On June 21st(06/21) save this picture, I want it as your pfp, I want it reblogged to hell and back. Edit it however you like. act like you belong on this Hellsite Reblog to spread the word, prepare

Oh shit I need to make my edit of this

Alright enough messing around, time to ACTUALLY initiate the Reddit refugees I propose Mishapocalypse 3.0 welcome redditors edition. On June 21st(06/21) save this picture, I want it as your pfp, I want it reblogged to hell and back. Edit it however you like. act like you belong on this Hellsite Reblog to spread the word, prepare

Yall I got a hell of a story to share

So about a week ago, my mom bought these south park figuines of Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Kenny, and Butters (90% sure they are not official merchandise but oh well) and I noticed last night the Butters and Kenny figurines were near the edge of my desk.

So I grabbed them and put the figurines back in a line, but Cartman was taking up space, so I moved him closer to Stan and Kyle, then pushed Kenny and Butters closer to him.

I pointed at the Cartman figurine and said something along the lines of “I know you’re fat but make some space.”

MOTHER FUCKER TURNED TOWARDS ME EVEN THOUGH NOTHING WAS TOUCHING HIM!!

Scared the hell out of me! IDK what caused him to turn, as I wasn’t close enough to poke him, but that was amazing comedic timing.

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Me and a friend have been developing this conlang thing for use in co-op play, both for immersion and so we don’t need to constantly pause to type things. I call it slugsign :-)

I should note that neither of us know ANYTHING about language structure or conlanging, we just developed it naturally lol.

some grammar notes:

-’punctuation’ style signs (such as ‘question’, ’attention’, ’relax’) come before the rest of the sentence. this is for clarity of intent

-’relax’ can be used to initiate longer, more complex conversations

-signs are VERY position specific. the limitations of the medium make a lot of signs look similar, so using the right starting and ending positions are important.

-’region’ specifies which region you’re referring to by the direction of your arm waggling, and the regions adjecent to the one you’re currently in. For example if you were in industrial complex and wanted to refer to chimney canopy, you’d waggle upwards.

That’s so cool wtf?

Parents were cleaning up and

THIS IS ANCIENT!! I was like, 11 when I made this! The dude in the middle has so much art of him from this time period, so I’m assuming they were the main character. I plan to redraw this asap, we shall see how far I have progressed in 12 years.

More images from the story that character is in. No I have no idea what is happening. God I wish I remembered what cringy story this was from.

There is nothing more iconic than Tintin when he's first kidnapped by Sakharine in the 2011 movie like-

He's an absolute nuisance to him and I love it-

Sakharine: *is getting livid that they can't find the scroll* Oh I am getting tired of your games, boy. The scroll, from The Unicorn! A piece of paper like this! *rips out his scroll*

Tintin (REMINDER THAT HE'S JUST COME ROUND AFTER BEING CHLOROPHOMED AND IS TIED UP IN A CAGE HE KNOWS NO FEAR-): you mean the poem?

Sakharine: yes.

Tintin: the poem written in Old English?

Sakharine, trying to restrain himself: y e s

Tintin: it was inside a cylinder

Sakharine: y e s !

Tintin: concealed in the mast

Sakharine, a hair's breadth from strangling him: Y E S !

Tintin: *just stared up at Sakharine with the most innocent, round, baby blue eyes you will ever see*

Tintin: I don't have it.

AHHHHH-

I laughed my ass off when I first saw this scene in theaters. I strive to be as much of a menace as Tintin

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Tiny forest for your dash

🐿️🦔🦉🐜🕷️

wildlife returning to your dash :)

🌳🦆🌿🌈🌅🐸🌱🌳🦋🌳

Look, there's a small river crossing your dash!

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⛰️⛰️🏔️🐏🌲🐐⛰️🌲🦅🏔️⛰️

We're coming up on a mountain range

🌱🌾🌻☘️🌼🌱🏵🌾🌼🐦☘️🌻☘️🌾🌱🏵

Meadow!

🌅🌊🐬🐟🐠🐙🐚🌴

Slowly reaching the coast!

☁️🍃🕊️☁️🐦☁️☁️🦅🦇☁️🦋☁️🌤️

Into the sky

🌌🌙🚀☄️🌌🪐🌟💫🌌🪐🌠🛸

Made it to space!

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i killed you all.

🔥🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🌱🪨🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🔥🪨🪨🪨🪨🔥

and yet, life remains

🪨🪨🪨🌱🪨🪨🪨🪨🌿🪳🪨🪨🪨☘️🪨

the fire died out. we’re recovering

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Tiny forest for your dash

@worldheritagepostorganization this count or is it too young?