Someone made Felonies Georg into a graphic. Bless.
YOU'VE ALL SEEN BEARSKIN RUGS AND SHEEPSKIN RUGS BUT HAVE YOU SEEN
PINATA SKIN RUGS
They probably hunted it for its delicious candy innards but why waste a skin
This absolutely belongs in the house of some disturbing clown character, in a wacky horror story.
You better believe he hunted it down himself without a license.
Once you get to a certain level of advanced maths, you basically become a wizard.
this is what a page of my wizards spellbook looks like
Sounds like something a wizard mocking another wizard for their poorly written spellbook would say
Owls are cute and all but do you realize that Rüppell's griffon vultures can fly higher than many passenger airplanes?!?!
An extremely good point
alas, terrestrial depth is not dinosauria's strong suit
Check back in 250 million years
i love when fic writers who have clearly never tried any kind of alcohol in their lives try to write someone drinking bc they're always like
"he ordered a tall glass of hard liquor. after three large glasses he was feeling tipsy" like babygirl i can't be sure but i think u just sent this man to the hospital
"the amber liquid tasted sweet" bestie i can assure you it did not
When the Chocolate Guy (Amaury Guichon) sets the challenge!
I recognize that this is MASTERchef, so the contestants, especially this far in, are actually very good chefs but Amaury really woke up and chose violence huh.
Anonymous asked:
The comparison of Stegosaurus and peacocks led me to the equal parts cool and amusing mental image of a Stego with peacock patterning, then to the concept of Stegosaurus being sacred to the Greek goddess Hera the way peacocks were, and now I kind of want to play around with the idea of which dinosaurs would have ended up associated with various mythical figures and why
I mean mood
I’m too Jewish to do it without feeling weird, but mood
i literally think of that "polynesians first to discover antarctica, not news to maori" headline so much it's so fucking funny
highly skilled ocean voyagers living close to antarctica who have oral history of heading south and discovering a land full of ice sheets and mountains of ice and snow were first to discover antarctica, not news to said group of people
Godzilla is a Synapsid
I will not be taking constructive criticism
This 2022 Bandai Godzilla skeleton figure would appear to support that hypothesis
Godzilla’s skull is consistent every time we’ve officially seen it
Also I put Godzilla into a synapsid matrix, he is specifically a cynodont
One of my favorite things about our beloved hellsite, despite being a relatively new member, is that people like this exist, who for purely the love of knowledge, do things like this.
I'd like to officially tell you, that you're awesome.
