One thing I've been batting around confusedly is that per the HtN pronunciation guide, John picked the last name Gaius ~year 100 of his reign. At first I thought he might have done it in honor of Alecto's entombing, but Teacher's comments on page 328 ("'the new Lyctors found out the price - they bade him kill the saltwater creature'") confirm that Alecto being put away happened after his disciples attained lyctorhood, and from what Augustine said (478 - "'[e]ven after two centuries, I'm not sure she ever managed to lie'") that happened around year two hundred. So I think we can safely assume that the research into Lyctorhood, and thus the dawn of poor little Cyth's tradition, happened around year 100. Cytherea being one of the latest lyctors and had to deal with generations of Seventh woo-woo theories (having trouble finding the page number rn) seemed like it might present a problem, but after all you can have multiple generations within a hundred years and it makes the most dramatic sense to me. So I'm going to run on the assumption that, without his Lyctors (or even Alecto) catching on, he took on the same naming convention as the rest of them at the same time, although in his case the cavalier he was honoring was still very much alive. Maybe that little "He's just some guy, you know?" quip tazmuir included was even the explanation he gave them for why he picked it.
Maybe Paul just needs to explain to Pash that zombies have best friends. Zombies can recognize each other. Wizards exhibit mourning behavior for zombie minions. Zombies watch the sunset, man!
two very princely princes
"Being productive" is when you spend time doing anything that makes you feel like you're not fucking losing it.
Who do you think is the better Actual Jesus Aslan (lion from Narnia, literally confirms he is real world Jesus) Kiriona (Lesbian from Pluto, fumbling babes like there's a surplus of talking pig movies at a Blockbuster)
I'm a lesbian so that's not even a question.
1. Kiriona — HOT, awkward jock, holey, big biceps
2. Christian Jesus — well-meaning, also holey, alright overall
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100. Aslan — I will never forget Susan. You bastard
*smoke emiting from clenched fist*
woman: OOOOoOOH NoO!!!! It’s meelltIINNGG!!
*ring melts off woman’s hand*
woman: MY PRECIOUS POWERRrRR RING! GONE FOORRVVERrrr..
woman: *screams like a pterodactyl*
I read the description and though “surely it’s not actually like that”
The contrast between the unbelievably extra voice acting and the extremely stiff and emotionless animation is what really makes this a masterpiece.
its back
(requested by anonymous)
I wanna be the first corpse on the cover of vogue
For all my beloved mutuals who might need it
Gideon x Harrow sketches over the last few months I did as warm-up / to study the characters. Stuff I don’t plan on doing anything with so figured I’d slap ‘em together at least!
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pash/Alecto, send tweet.
Why would you do this
Counter opinion....pash could help alecto dye her own hair blue....I think that would make alecto happier.
Maybe this ship isn't about what Pash deserves, maybe this ship is about what alecto needs
I still think Pash wouldn’t appreciate the eldritch wonder she is fortunate enough to behold but yes. Alecto would be happy with long blue hair and a new chewtoy once she got bored twisting that sword around John’s intestine
I mean we do also have fucked up siblings. that was a pretty significant thing that happened. like I very much understand where you're coming from here but we very much do have fucked up siblings.
Yeah no this does have possibilities. It's all in how Pash decides to think about it, right?
Because like, from a certain point of view, Alecto is the goddess of their lost home, who has been held prisoner by the zombies for millenia. Her venerated aunt died trying to rescue this woman. The zombie Princes both hate her. And she likes Pash! She could be so fucking smug and annoying about this.
Alecto deserves someone who will dye her hair blue for her and refuse to be impressed by her godly power. Pash's stubborn irreverence means she might just treat Alecto like a person, which is exactly what Alecto needs. And Pash is totally Alecto's type! She's attracted to.... Passion ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°
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Happy sparkle off thursday to those who observe






