Mary go round at home 🏡
Forget what she’s wearing, are we just going to ignore the sheer strength she displayed? Sis is holding herself up extended her torso to an obtuse angle and did a situp with a child and didn’t slip a millimeter. 👀👀👀
That, and she’s also bouncing said toddler without slipping a milimeter there at the end, don’t forget that 🤯
The bar is another form of ballet fight me
Me: *Walks by a smoker*
Me:
Imagine having lungs that can't deal with some smoke
Imagine smelling like shit literally all the time
I thought you guys were talking about like... a meat smoker. Like a large grill for meats. I was so concerned as to why everyone in the comments was so up in arms at people having a BBQ that I forgot cigarettes were even a thing.
I got a three-point plan to fix everything. Idiocracy (2006) dir. Mike Judge
bonus:
wen u have a $100 gift card 2 da ethiopian supermarket
being god's personal jester is tough sometimes but i am nothing if not committed to my job
something evil is afoot in East LA
Dark CVS show me the evil 3am cold medicine run
Hello welcome to CVS pharmacy are you dropping off a prescription or picking up?
sure is a shame that i can’t control the elements to reflect my current emotional state. not that i need to be any more cool, sexy and powerful than i already am but nonetheless i think i deserve it
Best blackout poetry of the year
she has done her research and she has the #facts
Many gods bless the person filming this because I could not contain my laughter
mermaids with starfish covering their boobs is a great concept until you like.. remember what starfish are i mean ma’am theres an animal on your titties
This post is a religious experience
this post gave me whiplash three times
i wish i could say this wasn’t me in 2008 but…
this was me literally yesterday in my car
