Planning a 13th Birthday For My Oldest Child and I Could Use Some Help

by reddit user kittythewildcat

Pretty soon a very special day is coming up. My oldest, Claire, is turning 13! She won’t be a child anymore and I am looking for some ways to celebrate. Perhaps you can help me plan the best birthday for my first daughter.

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*Reads the title* Oh! That’s nice…Wait a minute! It’s @sixpenceee …. It can’t be nice.

*Reads the story* Yep! I was right

That’s fucked up

jesus christ what did i just read

Yeah no, what the fuck.

Okay… Okay… whAT THE FUCKITY

“Okay… okay, no that’s… that’s weird. That’s weird. But they just want to throw a birthday party, oka–WHAT THE FUCK.”

yo why you do dis

This is 100% me

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You’re forgetting the VERY BEST:

• That’s a sharp outfit, Chan. Careful, you could puncture the hull of an empire-class Fire Nation battle ship, leaving thousands to drown at sea. Because… It’s so sharp.

Maybe: - That’s a great idea! Let the blind girl fly the giant air ship. - I know this is from you, Sokka! Toph can’t write! - Hey! Riot! - Why am I so bad at being good?! - Take a bite out of the silver sandwich. - The father lord - I don’t need any calming tea!

ok but - “Bonzu Pippinpaddleopsicopolis the Third” AND - “MY CABBAGES!!!!!”

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You forgot

- FOOD EATS PEOPLE - Drink cactus juice, it’ll quench ya - unless… THIS IS THE FUTURE?! - my own mother thought I was a monster… she was right of course but it still hurt

brb laughing my ass off

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In Texas, we bend propane and propane accessories.

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u think ur on a first name basis with mr. krabs

Damn @god you really outdid yourself on this day 

Still one of my favorites 😂

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I MISSED THIS

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Dear teen girls,

Stop abusing your boyfriends and yes what you are doing is abuse.

Stop:

If a guy did any of these things to a girl it would be considered abuse but since its the other way around its considered normal. Throughout High school I saw many girl treating their boyfriends like shit. Sometime even physically abusing them in the hallways and no one trying to stop it because its a girl attacking a boy. 

Boys: If your girlfriend does anything on this list leave her. It is abuse and you deserve better.

Girls: if you find your self doing anything on this list to your boyfriend you need to knock it off because you are being abusive. 

!!!!!!!! My brother was abused by his babies mom and it started like this and escalated to child abuse and neglect.

You don’t deserve to be screamed at, ignored, or assaulted.

Not showing affection when she wants or not hugging her before class) or missing a phone call doesn’t warrant getting cussed out or hit.

Lol, I lost 5 followers from reblogging this. That’s fine, y'all can go

Whole lot of grown women do this too.

Just wanna throw these in too

I come from a family of very forward and manipulative women and i see it in media all the time. it’s fucked and people need to not be accepting of young girls acting like snot-nosed, abusive shit heads that think they can get away with manipulation and cruelty because they happen to be girls.

and let me add this. ABUSIVE TEEN GIRLFRIENDS TURN INTO ABUSIVE GROWN ASS WOMEN GIRLFRIENDS WHO TURN INTO ABUSIVE WIVES.

if you have an abusive teen or young adult gf right now fellas, leave. don’t let her use you to get her shit right. you’ll be so fucked up by the time she gets it together if she ever does and believe that most likely she won’t.  

Can i just add that ive seen young queer girls do this to their girlfriends. Girls can be abusers and you are right to leave. 

Women/young girls can definitely be just as abusive. I knew a young man that got ran over and had his leg broken by his girlfriend because (in her words he annoyed her) He refused to press charges. Another young lady started to hit her ex boyfriend because he wouldn’t take her back because of the abuse. He called the cops on her and they literally started laughing at him because she was very petite in comparison to him. Anyone can be abusive and I wish more people understood that.

dammit I’d spam my blog if i reblog this more than once but dude this is really important.

Oh my god. This is so important.

Junmyeon: tell them about the birds and the bees. Kyungsoo: they’re disappearing at an alarming rate.

outrageously good looking family

Can I date a family?

I mean…shit good question…

Asf

you know how in some video games you’ll get an animal companion that follows you every where? i thought it was cute until it started happening IRL with this fucking dog. My parent’s dog literally follows me everywhere and when i’m not moving he just sits there and either looks at me or sleeps. i went to take a shower and he fell asleep outside the bathroom door waiting for me. like go the fuck away. go away!! 

i have never read anything so ungrateful in my lifetime

Wow that hurts, so disgusting.

You:

Me, an intellectual:

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IS HE FOR REAL ABOUT TO FIGHT THIS TEN YEAR OLD

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Sadie’s parents were fighting again. “This is just so typical of you,” said her mom, her voice breaking. “You never follow through on anything. You said we’d go together, as a family. You promised.”

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