Avatar

Probably Cats

@probablycatrpgideas / probablycatrpgideas.tumblr.com

Your place for cat memes and rpg ideas sometimes even at the same time main blog is @leprachaunsean
Avatar

A world where humans have no innate magic but our pets do.

Cat magic is pretty raw and they mainly use it for getting into places they’re not supposed to. They can be trained if you’re patient, and will sometimes do favours for their owners out if the blue, but only if they want to.

Dogs have been bred for specific magic over the centuries and each breed can do certain things. Showing off your magic is an essential part of a dog show.

Horses come in horse, pegasus, and unicorn, each with their own magical talents.

Fuck knows what birds can do, I don’t trust birds.

Avatar

For an obvious example… dalmatians have been bred for fire magic. A properly trained dalmatian will run into a burning building and all the fires around it will go out. Caution is necessary, of course, because they can also do the opposite. Their favourite toys are often a bit blackened, and puppies must be kept in fireproof surroundings, with extinguishers in easy reach.

Avatar

The Pekingese’ magic is camouflage - they can change colour to match whatever they touch, whether a blanket, a mossy rock, or even a reflective mirror. This ability originally enabled them to hide in a robe, so their owners could take them into places where dogs were technically not permitted. The classic image of a pekingese is of it sitting outside a building, appearing to be part of the stonework… until it reveals itself to growl at an intruder.

Avatar

Portuguese water dogs are canine silkies - in deep enough water they transform into curly-haired seals, and when they climb back out and shake off, they turn back into dogs.

Avatar
villainous-queer

Cats are often thought to be selfish and troublesome, to only use their magic for themselves, and for random but odd favours.

This is not the entire truth.

Cat magic is largely Watch and Ward, which is only observable in what does not happen. Cats are known to protect sleeping humans from danger simply by being present, their lamp-like eyes acting as a sort of n’est pas possible upon all possible intruders, from pests to more deadly threats.

Avatar
courtney-p-22

Pitbulls over the ages were bred to emit magic to calm children and help them sleep

Collies can multiply themselves for a short time to corral animals

St Bernard’s turn into snow and can feel where an avalanche is going to happen hours before the event

Anatolian Shepherd can shapeshift into other animals around them to blend in

corgi magic is banned in most public areas, and one of the few dog magics not to be demonstrated in show- allowing your corgi to perform magic in public can be punished with up to $1000 in fines, even before the costs of damage to people and property

Golden Retriever magic is sometimes considered “disney” magic, as they typically attract waterfowl and game birds. this is not always the benefit one thinks it would be, as some lines have a penchant for attracting swans! some, however, attract vertebrates of a different sort. one remarkable individual was given an honorary degree in wildlife biology for her prodigious ability to attract frogs and toads, and is currently hard at work in Costa Rica.

no. you must live for her. she demands it of you. how else would you be able to appreciate all these great amphibians she’s finding?

A cat’s protective aura gets stronger in response to affection and respect. If you bond strongly enough with one, you can actually FEEL the magic working, soothing fear and anxiety. They also work in dreams, catching and killing nightmares. Some can do this from several rooms away, while others like to work more closely and will sit on their owners’ chests or heads while they sleep.

Yes please to all of this.

Avatar

Rat magic: a mysterious multiplication of SOMETHING–food or other valuable resources generally–which can be pretty handy if you don’t mind the nibble marks.

Beagle magic is mostly low-grade telepathy, which is very handy for coordinating a pack hunt, but also makes individual dogs prone to neurosis.

Some cats, like their behaviour of presenting a prey, also sometimes present their owner with a small magical favour. Sometimes this involves a transmuted treat. Sometimes this involves a clumsy owner growing whiskers

Avatar

What the hell do Corgis do that it is illegal for them to do their magic in public?

Avatar
avoidingclaws-mostly

Veterinary is hard enough as it is without someone creating flammable Dalmatians oh my god

Pigeon magic: a harmonious home, everyone is loved, no one is left behind, there is always enough food. Hate has no power in a pigeon house.

May I present to you:

Book seller

Crystal seller

He sells flowers

She will sell you a pumpkin this fall

Would you like to purchase.. bean?

They are regulars. They buy mushrooms for soup

She has more options

Don’t be scared, he’s just been doing this for years and is passionate about garlic

Can I interest you in...melon?

Witch’s familiar needs coins to buy ingredients from toad next door

Please trust reliable, small business owners

wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva

Hey, who wants post-apocalyptic wasteland adventure lesbian romance?  We got post-apocalyptic wasteland adventure lesbian romance.

I, Tumblr luminary Natalie H. Ironside, have written a Book, which I know you’re going to love.  Available up above in ebook and paperback (wow!).

The Last Girl Scout is a dystopian adventure story about queer hillbillies going on a big adventure in the irradiated ruins of Old America.  If you liked Fallout or S.T.A.L.K.E.R. or all things American Gothic then I got five bucks says you’ll like this.  Plus it’s got lesbians in it &and they are in love & they even hold hands.

The past lies like a nightmare over the world. Two hundred years after the War when atomic fire rained from the skies and burned the world to cinders, human civilization has had time to rebuild within the burned-out husk of Old America.  But the old terrors of the past still persist, and while some work to build a better world, others still dream of reclaiming the glory of the Old World. In southern Appalachia, political commissar Magnolia Blackadder is sent on a mission into the irradiated Exclusion Zone of Old DC, where an evil that humanity thought it had vanquished centuries ago is waking up and rebuilding its strength.  Along the way, she meets a strange woman with terrible secrets and an unspeakable past, and as they forge a bond and brave the terrors of the wasteland together, she learns that some demons are not so easily exorcised, and that some stones are better left unturned. In this her debut novel, award-winning author Natalie Ironside delivers a new vision of the post-apocalypse, a tale of adventure, terror, love, and that most basic and most powerful of all human desires:  Freedom. 

(cover art by the very cool and good @soul-hammer​)

can confirm, the lesbiabs do indeed h*ld h*nds

Avatar
wodneswynn

Wow so uh

This is currently at #56 in Dystopian Science Fiction

Not to be that bitch, but if it goes up any higher I will absolutely just die

Avatar
thegodofnone

Bought a copy, can’t wait

Avatar
wodneswynn

Shucks ❤

Avatar
wodneswynn

The Reviews Are In

Well shit. I gotta go get me a copy.

i just read this, it’s fucking FANTASTIC

Avatar
wodneswynn

shucks <3

Seriously this is the best book I’ve read in a long time I highly recommend it

Hey I know yall probably don’t care about my opinions but book! It’s real good! Read it!

Avatar

Heck with it – I know I said this wouldn’t be up until the weekend, but I’ve reached a point where if I keep tinkering with the layout I’m probably just going to ruin it, so here: have Radical Catgirl Anarchy Version 1.0.

For those just joining us, Radical Catgirl Anarchy is a rules-light tabletop RPG for three or more players (no GM required!) where you play as a bunch of scrappy catgirls out to build sustainable communities and bring down the Man, not necessarily in that order. It’s exactly as serious as you want it to be. The image above is actually the game in its entirety, but if you want it in HTML or PDF format, you can get it from the Penguin King Games itch.io page, here:

(I know some folks have put together fanart or actual plays based on the playtest drafts, so if you want them linked from the project page, just tag me via chat.)

Avatar

It’s been brought to my attention that RCA has inspired a Troika background, which in turn inspired a character class for Mimics & Miscreants. Neither is a terribly serious piece of work, but then, neither is this; if you’re a fan of either game, check it out!

You can replace a missing player with a cat. Make a barbarian/bard. every time It meows, the character enters rage and attack the first thing he sees, every time it purrs, he try to seduce the firs thing he sees.

Avatar

this feels appropriate

Avatar
yeet-the-rich-byfalloutboy

I’ll keep rebloghing posts like these until we stop shaming poor consumers for not going vegan or whatever and start pressuring COMPANIES with MONEY to start operating more sustainably

100 corporations and the US military***

Help save Mr.Cromer

Hey I know this isn’t critical role related but at my high school they’re firing our stagecraft teacher.Anyone who has ever done theatre knows the necessity of techies for a production.Please sign our petition to have Mr.Cromer’s contract renewed as he is one of the most important people in our theatre department and has kept us afloat.

PLEASE REBLOG
Update-We reaches 2500 lets keep signing and spreading the word

Free worldbuilding idea:

Wizards have the same trust in magic that software designers have in software, which is to say, almost none at all.

“Are you fucking kidding me I worked in a reagrent shop for a few years I don’t trust any of that stuff. Who the hell knows what other components are in the ashes.”

“Yeah I was in the circle that made Alston’s Divine Circle of Teleportation. There’s some pretty nasty corner cases you can get into but the headmaster published it without us. I just take ships. It’s way safer.”

“I call bullshit on that Necromancer channeling spirits of loved ones. What did he say he was using? ‘Medium Conduit Ruinic Circles’? That’s just a bunch of buzzwords slapped together, and they don’t even interact with each other.”

“I’ve been looking at this scroll all morning and I’m 90% sure that the scribe didn’t even look at the standard for pyromancies.”

“Help Desk, this is Gloriline, what did you fuck up this time?” *indistinct vocals* “Dave, I’ve seen the news, and, frankly, I can see the ash cloud from here. You paid for extended support, not enabling support.”

Avatar
purewriting

“I can’t get this fucking spell to work, Jane, can you look it?”

*passes a scroll* *a few moments of silence*

“I think you missed a bookend rune right here-”

“GODS DAMN IT! IT’S ALWAYS SHIT LIKE THAT! THANK YOU!” *angrily scribbles on parchment*

(It takes five more aggravatingly tiny adjustments before the spell works)

I don’t play wizards anymore because they’re too much like my day job.

Instead of a orb the wizard has a little statue of a duck he tells his spells to and then swears when he spots the obvious mistake.

Avatar
beachfox

You beat me to it! I was going to add that the reason why wizards and witches always have familiars around is so they can Rubber Duck at them until they realize what the mistake with their spell is!

Outsiders get it wrong and figure the familiars are somehow teaching spells to their owners, but no. It’s just explaining to Firewing what you’re trying to do with this teleportation matrix until you realize that you’ve been using telepathy crystals to power it the whole time like a FUCKING IDIOT!

D&D NPC Idea

Perfectly Ordinary Dog

Low strength, very low dex, low constitution, high intelligence, low wisdom, godlike charisma

Is capable of doing anything a PC can do (climb/intimidate/bluff/etc) but with disadvantage on anything that would be difficult or impossible for a dog.

A loyal dog that follows the party. No one knows where it came from. It does its best to help the party, but it only knows a few generic commands. They are:

Sit: Perfectly Ordinary Dog sits. Leave It: Perfectly Ordinary Dog disengages from all opponents. Shake: Perfectly Ordinary Dog casts Earthquake. Come: Perfectly Ordinary Dog casts Teleport on itself to move directly next to the person who issues the command. Stay: Perfectly Ordinary Dog casts Turn to Stone on itself. The effect lasts until Perfectly Ordinary Dog is told otherwise. Speak: Perfectly Ordinary Dog casts Speak With Animals on itself. In addition to the spell effects, it removes disadvantage from all rolls involving speech (bluff, etc.) Sing: Perfectly Ordinary Dog uses Bardic Performance. Heel: Perfectly Ordinary Dog casts Cure Light Wounds on the most injured party member within range. Down: Perfectly Ordinary Dog casts Gate and summons a portal to a random netherworld dimension.

The PCs do not know about any of Perfectly Ordinary Dog’s abilities and must find them out via trial and error.

Avatar

You know what I need. Dnd campaign with all the hargreeves kids… that would be fucking chaotic

That’s like a death wish.  Almost as bad as playing Monopoly.

Klaus would be a Bard or Sorcerer using wild magic cause that’s fun Luther would be a paladin Alison would be a bard or maybe Warlock Diego would play a rogue Vanya would be a bard and I don’t know what five would be

Avatar
glassmuses

Five is the DM, obviously. His portrayal of fantasy medieval Europe is way more realistic than any fairy tale representation, and he bases the NPCs off real people he met there.

You are so right

Avatar

You know what I need. Dnd campaign with all the hargreeves kids… that would be fucking chaotic

That’s like a death wish.  Almost as bad as playing Monopoly.

Klaus would be a Bard or Sorcerer using wild magic cause that’s fun Luther would be a paladin Alison would be a bard or maybe Warlock Diego would play a rogue Vanya would be a bard and I don’t know what five would be