i used to say “puppypuppy” to call the loma babies when they were really small. for outside playtime, for mealtimes, for snuggles, whatever. now when i say it, it activates some feral part of their brain. this works on all of them btw.
puppy mode: ACTIVATED
Kookaburra sits IN THE GODDAMN WAY
on the moving window he will play
Leave, Kookaburra leave, Kookaburra causing a delay
do u ever just sit down and realize how fucking great lord of the rings is like fuck we’re all still crying about sams speech and his po-ta-toes and i mean how amazing is the battle of the pelennor fields?11?!!? and the music you guys thE MUSIC and aragorns resting bitch face and legolas and gimlis kill count game “tHAT STILL ONLY COUNTS AS ONE” and “I AM NO MAN” and “ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY WALK INTO MORDOR” and like the hobbit squad right hobbits are fucking cool man and i mean do you ever just do that do you sit down and think about lord of the rings
do you
Anxieties! Attack!
WAIT NO
No, not me you fools! No! Not like this! Noooo!
OP disabled reblogs but it needs to be known
Sleigh ride!
🤺 🙎
Nothing personal, kid
🤺 🔫🕵♂️
Vengeance!
the gimmick blogs are like tumblr’s rogue gallery. yes we’ve got some heroes, yes we’ve got some villains, but more importantly if you look over here you will see some freak who devotes all their time to counting the number of “t’s” in a post
T Count: 15
Letter Count: 198
Your T Percentage: 7.58%
Average T Percentage: 6.95%
You used the letter T 1.09 times as much as average!
YOU EXIST???
Sometimes you create a guy and it turns out they already exist
Sometimes that guy has skills beyond your comprehension @identifying-cars-in-posts
1993-1997 Mazda 626
attaching a file to email is just like how the cocklebur seed attaches itself to torso of a ten week old labrador retriever puppy with pale yellow coat and big wet eyes that glint like obsidian orbs in the light of the sun
did you guys know we can go outside and theres birds there. Thats something we can do 🐦🐥🦢🦚🦜🐓🐤🦆🦉
And if you can't go far like me for birdwatching, you can install a feeder and they come to your yard. Finally a good reason to sit on your porch for a few a while, eh?
🐦 🕊️🐧🐥🦢🦚🦜🐓🦆🦃🦉🐓🦅
I’ve been obsessed with this tiktok for days now
Frogs are friends
what the hell is going on with texel sheep
sheep things i imagine
debatable
pros of corded headphones:
cons of corded headphones:
glad this was a hit with corded headphone users
“source?” i can feel it in me bones
