it’s not a real party until you sneak away to the bathroom to question your existence as you stare at yourself in the mirror haha

@pro-meliorism THIS 😂😂😂😂

no offence but if i die and no one uses a ouija board to keep me updated on memes i will literally haunt you all

From me to you @pro-meliorism

i gotchu

when i say i won’t tell anyone, my best friend doesn’t count.

@mochathelioness

Stay away from people who use what you’ve told them in private against you.

you know when you feel the exact moment your mood drops. like that One Second where you’re like Ah Here We Go Again

HELLO ALL!!! FALL IS JUST AROUND THE CORNER AND YOU’LL GET TO WEAR JEANS AND LONG SLEEVE SHIRTS AND SWEATERS!!! YOU WONT GET ALL HOT JUST WALKING OUTSIDE FOR 3 minUTES!! THE LEAVES WILL BE CHANGING AND COFFEE WILL BE APPROPRIATE AT 10AM AND 10PM!! THERE WILL BE BETTER DAYS AHEAD. I’m exited for us!

waiter: do u want soup or salad ? me: whichever is easier for u

I pray that September, October, November, & December are all months full of growth, blessings, productivity, new doors open & opportunities.

when your anxiety is constant but you do a really good job of pretending it’s not there

@pro-meliorism

i like staying up at unhumanly hours but i also like getting 12 hours of sleep do u see my problem

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I don’t even own a pair but I’ve already lost them

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