When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

The four you the next week

This satire was made 20 years ago.

Old school Madtv was spot on

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…………………….they knew exactly what they were doing

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Growing up with your starters

Artist:  esasi8794 / Twitter

The captions are also really cute, although they mostly describe what’s in each photo:

Bulbasaur: Somehow, nomming on my clothes… has become a weird habit of theirs.

Venusaur: That hasn’t changed now that they’ve grown, but they’re very gentle.

Charmander: It’s my first attempt, but I made a plushie so that he wouldn’t get lonely.

Charizard: That plushie seems to be his favorite even now.

Squirtle: Squirtle’s a bit timid and hides behind me at the smallest things.

Blastoise: Looks like they’re scared of the first Pichu they’ve seen. You’re not really hiding!

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This is adorable

They just posted some more!

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And some more!

You forgot these!!!

I’m disappointed that these were left out

because i’m fucking tired of white people thinking they hold some moral high ground to tell black people whether or not violence is an acceptable response to racism. y'all built an entire fucking country on unceasing violence and y'all going to think you can preach to somebody?

White people today are not responsible for their ancestor’s violence:-)

White people today are still benefiting from their ancestors’ violence, are maintaining the racist systems, structures and ideologies their ancestors built through violence, have devised new forms of violence which perpetuates the same inequalities as their ancient did, have gone through great lengths to hide their violence from history, have used and still use violence to destabilize entire countries and force some into cycle of poverty (haiti for example), have concocted lies that produce this false “white innocence” narrative, are so profoundly ignorant of the depths and evil of their ancestors (and themselves) that they have the audacity to preach non-violence to ANYONE given all the blood on their hands (then and now) and with a straight face deny it all.

No non racist, non ignorant white person would even attempt to make the “white people today are not responsible for their ancestor’s violence” argument. Check your fucking no lip, no ass, meth loving, brother fucking, ignorant, trailer park living, dog dick sucking, school shooting Becky ass somewhere. And of course her ass has to be from Texas. There may not be a more ignorant state in America. SMFH. Your entire fucking state and “southern traditions” were built squarely on racism, racial hatred and racial violence and you have the nerve to open your mouth? That’s what happens when you have no lips, shit just slips through too easily. 

I’m mexican. My grandparents are from MEXICO,so don’t pull that “becky” shit on me. Also,pretty sure if the roles were reversed and someone spit out racial stereotypes about you,you’d be fuming. Kinda lofty calling white people school shooters when black communities have the highest rate of violence.But thankfully,unlike you,I do not hold an innocent majority as responsible for the act’s of a minority. I used to buy into the racial propaganda that liberals spewed,until I woke up and started doing research on my own. The Black Lives Matter movement is bullshit,frankly,and the statistics show it. A black person is 75% more likely to be shot by another black person than a cop. But of course,that little fact doesn’t further the blacks vs. white dichotomy. Systematic racism does not exist,nor are white people today profiting off the actions of their ancestors. Sorry,but precious POC nations have commited horrible attrocities as well. The evil whities aren’t the only one’s who held slaves,or practiced imperialism. Most white Americans today obviously know slavery was evil. We’re rightfully taught so from the moment we enter grade school.

Work on YOUR racism against white’s OP.

YOU’RE MEXICAN AND YOU BECKYING LIKE THIS!??!!!!

Yea, black people have some issue? But who leads the league in rape?

WHITE PEOPLE!!

Who commits more gang violence than any other race?

WHITE PEOPLE!!

Who leads America in arson murders?

WHITE PEOPLE!!

Who leads American in killing people because they are driving drunk?

WHITE PEOPLE!!

Who commits more mass shootings than another other race?

WHITE PEOPLE!!

Who’s more likely to kill their family?

WHITE PEOPLE!!

Who’s more likely to kill their spouses?

WHITE PEOPLE!!

Who more likely to kill their coworkers?

WHITE PEOPLE!!

Who’s more likely to be serial killer?

WHITE PEOPLE!!

Who kills white people 80%+ of the time?

WHITE PEOPLE!!

I know being raised in the south you’ve been conditioned to defend, sympathize and empathize with white people and whiteness, but not me. They don’t deserve it.  400+ years, 7 continents and MILLIONS OF LIVES LOST TO WHITE VIOLENCE has earned them dick! however I’m not going to even try and convince you. The moment you threw out the tired “black on black crime” trope you proven your mind is already lost to white supremacy. no need to link up research, books, videos of cops talking about the racial inequality in the “justice system” nope. not going to link up government research into racism and white privilege in hiring, housing, education, employment, neighborhoods and etc CLEARLY LINKING WITH EVIDENCE to structural racism. no. nope. i really shouldn’t be surprised you’re mexican. no one should. aside from asians, mexicans are right there with their anti-black racism. george lopez isn’t the only one and what he did is par for the course for you people  i much rather watch you drown in ignorance and more importantly you’ve given me a great opportunity! 

here is a perfect example of a poc whose mind has been totally stolen and programmed by white supremacy. poc of other races are mostly ANTI-BLACK since they’ve been programmed from childhood to side with white people, whiteness, white ideology and white pov against black people. STOP GROUPING BLACK PEOPLE AND OTHER PEOPLE OF COLOR TOGETHER!! THEY ARE NOT OUR ALLIES BECAUSE THEY ARE NON-WHITE. MOST ARE LIKE THIS LITTLE WHITEWASHED POC GIRL. THERE IS NO POC SOLIDARITY EVEN THOUGH NON-BLACK POC ARE LIVING OFF OF ADVANCEMENTS MADE ON THE BACKS OF BLACK PEOPLE!!S

however, @eas9898 i would like to hire you for a new role that just opened up tho. i need a whitewashed poc mascot. cool? i want to tag you in shit clearly depicting white privilege, white ignorance, white racism and such and i want you to reach into your whitewashed mind and get me the most batshit white defending response. cool? i’ll give you a nice treat for every solid job. come on do it! you’re already doing it without any credit, i’m just trying to make sure you get credit for your bigoted ways. right now you’re doing it just for your family (who most likely HUGE anti-black racists; HUGE!!!), friends and your white friends but i’m giving you a chance to share your ignorance with the world!! abw needs a nice mascot! come on! THIS COULD BE YOU!!!

btw if you’re going to so brainwashed by whiteness to the point of defending said evil and spewing our tired and debunk nonsense, all those insults still stick belong to you. still tho, you can be a great mascot for me! let’s go! 

you can be great just like him! GO GET ME SOME WHITEWASHED POC NONSENSE!!!

Actually,whites have the lowest crime rates,after asians. In 2013, a black was six times more likely than a non-black to commit murder, and 12 times more likely to murder someone of another race than to be murdered by someone of another race. In 2013, of the approximately 660,000 crimes of interracial violence that involved blacks and whites, blacks were the perpetrators 85 percent of the time. This meant a black person was 27 times more likely to attack a white person than vice versa. In 2015, police killings of blacks accounted for approximately 4 percent of homicides of blacks. Police killings of unarmed blacks accounted for approximately 0.6 percent of homicides of blacks. Black children are twice as likely to suffer child abuse.

I cannot support BLM given that police on black violence is so low compared to other figures. BLM takes many isolated cases and tries to pin them up to fit their narrative. For example,look at the killing of Tamir Rice. Horrible,horrible thing,but this isolated case does not prove racism. Shit,a 6 year old WHITE autistic boy was shot and killed by police. The only things both of those crimes depict is police brutality,instead of a racial motive. The same things happen to all races,but BLM heralds cases as if they are evidence of an epidemic,when truly,the statistics show different.

Thanks for the job offer though. I’m already employed by The Patriarchy™.

all that talk and yet…

White Americans are the biggest terror threat in the United States

and yea i’m sure the 11,809 rape victims of white people (highest among all races by faaarrrr (thus making white people over 60% more likely to rape compared to other races)), 184,024 victims of aggravated assault at the hands of white people, 112,992 victims of burglary and the 47,312 of families and children assaulted by whites (all stats that lead every race by huge margins) feel good about the “low rate” of white crime. okay whatever. you do realize that if group “a” produces more criminals in a particular area of crime than group “bl then group “a” is the greater threat in terms of likelihood of said criminal acts? just a little thing i picked up on my way to an a in my criminology class at nyu. nbd. given that there are so many white people, given that white people lead the states in crime, you are more likely to be a victim of a white criminal NOT less. study up little girl.

people like this always like bringing up murder rates because yes Black people do lead in murder rates but notice they never want to apply that same logic to all the other criminal act that white people lead. i mean never ever. white people are literally named the biggest terror threat to this country and in her “analysis” that never comes up. okay.

as for the percentage game she plays with police shooting black, somehow because the percentage is low her argument is that it doesn’t merit attention and certainly not the loud attention that the blm movement made. really? I guess using that logic we need to stop making such a “big deal” of rape since only .2% of females in America are raped. So I’m going to need all the rape crisis centers shut down, the hotlines, the anti rape posters… yup all that needs to get shut down because I mean rape doesn’t affect 1% of the American female population so you, it’s no big deal. Right? Fuckouttahere. White ignorance espoused by anti black POC. Shameful. Unarmed killing by police of black people is shameful and unacceptable at ANY rate and especially when they get away with it time and time and time again. I’m sure all the people from decades and centuries past who also brought this issue up would agree. Nevermind America’s police long history from LA to NYC of everything from racial profiling to setting up to white supremacists within the police force to literally torturing black people in Chicago. Yea that’s not connected to something systemic at all. White ignorant mental gymnastics at its finest.

and look, i offered you a good job to show everyone how batshit crazy you are and you said no WHILE showing how batshit crazy you are hahahaha.

when you need a job bigoting for a bigger audience, let me know. i’m on twitter. until then #blocked.

I know there must be some good non whitewashed Mexicans out there but the vast majority are straight trash on anything that has to do with race. Honestly I only know of one non whitewashed Mexican and that’s Dan Le Batard hahaha.

I live in L.A and know a bunch of non whitewashed Mexicans and most of then are anti black as fuck…

this is why POC solidarity is myth because look at the lengths she went to try and delegitimize us smh I’m not here for it at all

“A black” 1. There are white Mexicans so telling us you’re Mexican after saying something antiblack does nothing. 2. You’re still antiblack. 3. White people don’t have to be responsible for other whites but I have to be responsible for other black people?

When 10 mins ago you were for POC solidarity…

“Systematic racism does not exist,nor are white people today profiting off the actions of their ancestors.”

‘Actually whites have the lovest crime rates, after asians.’ HAHAHAHAAHHAHA GIRL WHAT?

i know right? last time i checked the fbi stats, white ppl were responsible for 70% of all crimes. when you take number of arrests and divide that by the white population, 37% of the white population is arrested for various crimes. that leads EVERYONE including black people who are at 14%. she was reaching so damn hard like damn. mexicans might have to replace asians at the top of my “allies of white supremacist” list cause damn.

Did she really say there’s no such thing as systematic racism and that white people have the lowest crime rate after Asians?? 😱😯🤔🙄🖐😠🖕😐

Does she not see how White Imperialism is affecting the World??

big no. lmao

also i love that she has to deactivate hahaha. 

just a reminder that while we are fighting for our human rights, mexican like this one will benefit BUT they will continue to support white supremacy and continue in their anti-black ways. poc solidarity is a myth.

35 Powerful Affirmations That Can Change Your Life

Life extends from the thoughts and emotions that you experience. This means that employing affirmations of positive words can have a powerful effect on how you feel and help boost you to new levels of achievement.

Affirmations are proven methods of self-improvement because of their ability to rewire our brains. Much like exercise, they raise the level of feel-good hormones and push our brains to form new clusters of “positive thought” neurons. In the sequence of thought-speech-action, affirmations play an integral role by breaking patterns of negative thoughts, negative speech, and, in turn, negative actions.

Repeat the below aloud and with conviction in the morning and after a few days you will notice the shift in your mood, perception, and interpretation of any given situation.

1.) I am the architect of my life; I build its foundation and choose its contents.

2.) Today, I am brimming with energy and overflowing with joy.

3.) My body is healthy; my mind is brilliant; my soul is tranquil.

4.) I am superior to negative thoughts and low actions.

5.) I have been given endless talents which I begin to utilize today.

6.) I forgive those who have harmed me in my past and peacefully detach from them.

7.) A river of compassion washes away my anger and replaces it with love.

8.) I am guided in my every step by Spirit who leads me towards what I must know and do.

9.) (If you’re married) My marriage is becoming stronger, deeper, and more stable each day.

10.) I possess the qualities needed to be extremely successful.

11.) (For business owners) My business is growing, expanding, and thriving.

12.) Creative energy surges through me and leads me to new and brilliant ideas.

13.) Happiness is a choice. I base my happiness on my own accomplishments and the blessings I’ve been given.

14.) My ability to conquer my challenges is limitless; my potential to succeed is infinite.

15.) (For those who are unemployed) I deserve to be employed and paid well for my time, efforts, and ideas. Each day, I am closer to finding the perfect job for me.

16.) I am courageous and I stand up for myself.

17.) My thoughts are filled with positivity and my life is plentiful with prosperity.

18.) Today, I abandon my old habits and take up new, more positive ones.

19.) Many people look up to me and recognize my worth; I am admired.

20.) I am blessed with an incredible family and wonderful friends.

21.) I acknowledge my own self-worth; my confidence is soaring.

22.) Everything that is happening now is happening for my ultimate good.

23.) I am a powerhouse; I am indestructible.

24.) Though these times are difficult, they are only a short phase of life.

25.) My future is an ideal projection of what I envision now.

26.) My efforts are being supported by the universe; my dreams manifest into reality before my eyes.

27.) (For those who are single) The perfect partner for me is coming into my life sooner than I expect.

28.) I radiate beauty, charm, and grace.

29.) I am conquering my illness; I am defeating it steadily each day.

30.) My obstacles are moving out of my way; my path is carved towards greatness.

31.) I wake up today with strength in my heart and clarity in my mind.

32.) My fears of tomorrow are simply melting away.

33.) I am at peace with all that has happened, is happening, and will happen.

34.) My nature is Divine; I am a spiritual being.

35.) My life is just beginning.

»the world as we know it« by sarah khanum maple

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Rirkrit Tiravanija, ‘Untitled”, 2017 (fear eats the soul) (white flag)

Brian Luong (American, Los Angeles, CA, USA) - Day 27: Demon for Drawlloween, 2017, Digital Arts

Which way the river flows, Eliseo H. Zubiri

Wholesome compares to cops killing innocent people in America.

Splatoon cops

Oh and also -

Why don’t you roll up in a futon and maybe you’ll calm down?

This is one of the dumbest takes I’ve ever seen about the police, people heard this and I see unironic comments saying “uwu japan so soft and sweet compared to barbarian usa.” Absolute nonsense!

Japan “boasts” of a whopping 99% conviction rate in criminal cases. This is statistically horseshit, and the only way to “achieve” such a feat is through a lot of lying and through the assumption that, because someone’s been arrested, then that person must be guilty.

The way Japanese law enforcement manages to convict someone, even for minor offences, is to hold them in cells under constant interrogation until they break down and sign a legal confession. The punishment can range from paying a fine to jail time, but the thing is that indefinite detention is a clear violation of human rights. Often they do it without citing any charges. Lawyers can’t access their clients. The police do not make their methods transparent. Why do you think Ace Attorney has you playing on the side of the defense? Because prosecutors and the police often work together to ensure a conviction as quickly as possible. The simple act of being arrested often means you’re fucked. And that’s not even getting into what that means for your social image and employment prospects. Japan also has the death penalty. 

That quirky news report about Japanese crime being so nonexistent that cops don’t have anything to do? A total myth. Police make up honeypot traps over trivialities like stolent bikes to amuse themselves while they ignore cases of domestic violence, train chikan, and theft. The police turn a blind eye to organised crime and corruption (the seedy nature of pachinko parlours is an open secret)—often they have close relations with yakuza, and a lot of people say that yakuza aren’t a problem now, but what isn’t a problem about people who make money off child prostitution, loan sharking, and the drug trade?

What about the fact that you can’t film anything if the police don’t want you to? They can totally seize footage related to a detention and destroy it if it doesn’t paint them in a good light. A man was suffocated to death by an officer in front of a police box and the camerographer who filmed the incident was immediately told to turn the footage in to the police. 

What about that Nissan exec who was jailed? Sure, no sympathy for corporate types, that’s fine, but isn’t it convenient that pretty much the only high profile arrest was of the Brazilian born French-Lebanese man? Did I mention that the police are racist and xenophobic? If you’re a Nigerian tout in Roppongi the police will absolutely keep a closer eye on you than on the middle aged salaryman groping schoolgirls on the train. 

Not convinced yet? How about the fact that leftist activity and group organisation immediately puts people under scrutiny? Does anyone who called the Japanese police “wholesome” want to talk to the Zengakuren student activists who were attacked by them?

Like, it’s good that in Japan there’s a lesser chance of dying at their hands, but I’m honestly baffled that the first reaction people had when reading about them was to fawn and coo instead of getting suspicious over such positive headlines. But the reality is that cops aren’t your friends anywhere. They exist to uphold the status quo, not to really protect people—but that’d be too much of a bummer for the commenters on this thread, apparently. Taking the time to actually read about Japanese police would go against their image of Japan as this desexualised, neutered country where absolutely nothing bad ever happens. 

(Before someone wants to call me a liar, I have sources: 

https://mainichi.jp/english/articles/20180929/p2a/00m/0na/002000c

https://litci.org/en/japanese-police-harass-and-assault-zengakuren-student-activists/ 

https://www.latimes.com/archives/la-xpm-1990-07-15-mn-142-story.html

https://www.jstor.org/stable/30209411?seq=1#page_scan_tab_contents

https://www.economist.com/leaders/2015/12/05/forced-to-confess

http://www.asahi.com/ajw/articles/AJ201812230022.html

https://elibrary.law.psu.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1094&context=psilr

https://www.tokyoreview.net/2017/08/myth-japans-bored-police/)

Im reblogging myself in light of current events and because too many people in the notes gushing about “splatoon cops” got on my nerves. Japanese people are also protesting in support of BLM and i’ve already seen sooo many white expat weeaboos angrily screaming about “black politics infiltrating beautiful japan!!” 🤮

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