Absolutely losing it at this reply
My Blood
“You were right, Clarke. Life is about more than just surviving.”
Ah, it’s too late to post this on Halloween. But here is a little story about ghosts, and roommates, and roommates who are ghosts.
The beginning reminds me of this photo of Macready
witchofprose
This is the FUNNIEST SHIT I HAVE EVER SEEN
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Reblogging for cultural enrichment
bout time I brought back the Laurel and Hardy flex tape-
From The Killers, 1946. A Film Noir Classic
I’m an archivist, behold my growing collection was of old photos mirroring timeless memes I’ve come across at various places I’ve worked.
“i liked it before it was cool” well i liked it AFTER it was cool when everyone abandoned it
I spend a lot of time thinking about that fact that any sitcom could be in the same universe as any modern horror setting without contradicting the canon of either franchise.
Friends is actually set in the World Of Darkness. Modern Family is actually set in Call Of Cthulhu. Bob’s Burgers is actually set in Kult. Prove me wrong, fuckers. Prove me wrong.
-Pencil
Almost all modern horror settings have a masquerade so most people don’t know about the supernatural. When we play a horror RPG we play someone who’s seen the truth, but most people in the setting haven’t. Any sitcom could consist of those people- they’ve simply never stumbled onto anything supernatural.
Any sitcom set in the modern day could have unspeakable horrors secretly moving through the world- we’re just looking at it from the perspective of people who don’t know the secret and live normal everyday life.
Which also, of course, means that any sitcom could involve the main cast stumbling onto the secret horrors. Hows that for a campaign premise?
From Wikipedia: Familiar stranger
“ A familiar stranger is an individual who is recognized by another from regularly sharing a common physical space such as a street or bus stop, but with whom one does not interact. First identified by Stanley Milgram in the 1972 paper The Familiar Stranger: An Aspect of Urban Anonymity ”
1/3/2022
being alive is great because there are so many different vegetables you can sauté. but then there are also the horrors
with faith and perseverance, one day we will sauté the horrors
I always forget that gas giants are, you know, made of gas, and not just smooth plastic color. The atmosphere is full of clouds, and the entire planet is atmosphere!
every single thing i touch becomes sick with sadness..........what the fuck
and every time we kiss I swear I could fly
WotC wants the corporate speak to placate everyone into forgetting what they’re aiming for. Don’t let the outrage die.
When I mentioned taking a day off to move house, my manager asked who I went with for my mortgage
When I told him I was renting he asked "why don't you just borrow ten grand or so off your parents for a mortgage deposit?"
Sir, we lead very different lives
Have you considered being born into wealth? You should try it some time. It's not hard. I was born into wealth all by myself!
I once visited a coworkers house and a cleaning service van pulled into her neighbors driveway. She said ‘They’re using THAT maid service now? How cliche! What service do you use?’ I felt like I’d somehow been transported to another dimension.
One time I was working at a thrift store as a cashier and talking with this dude about how expensive living and school were, and he looked at me and was like “Just go over to Europe, school is free there. Have your accountant write it off as a business expense so you won’t have to pay taxes on it” and I was just so fucking baffled I couldn’t speak
the skiing is by far the least batshit thing on this thread
Rich people are so wildly out of touch with how working class people live their lives.
And if I die, I die. And I shall join my brothers and sisters in Valhalla where I belong!
Ok but guys, in all seriousness, this is exactly why you should get the HPV vaccine. We have a vaccine that literally protects you from getting throat cancer from eating pussy, and yet there are supposedly straight men walking around without it. It's a shame and an embarrassment, and everyone who enjoys pussy in any form should get vaccinated, genuinely.
The blatant sexism though lmao you can get throat cancer/HPV from sucking dick too. And STILL, because HPV is most well known for causing cervical cancer, the HPV vaccine is mostly recommended to people with cervixes. HPV can cause throat, vulvar, rectal, cervical, and other cancers. Not just throat and cervical cancer. PLEASE get your HPV vaccines regardless of your sex, gender, orientation, etc etc etc. Go to your doctor or local health department!!
Saw this license plate today and I'm still ugly laughing about it
get outta town! that is the niftiest thing i've seen all year.
