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I Am An Asshole

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I am an ass to everyone and everything maybe instead of my pillow.
I post and reblog Random stuff that I am obsessed with at that moment.

You have been transported to the fictional world of your choosing. Everything is great. The catch? One of the characters has fallen in love with you, threatening to ruin your OTP. You love that character, but face it, you love your OTP more.

I can’t see this happening to me lmao but I’ll do this with AkuAtsu

Nah.. the age gap between the OC and Sushi/Emo boi is literally 5-6 years so maybe Soukoku? But they’re head over heels for each other already lmao no way in hell oh maybe Yosano x Kouyou... *evil snickering*

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LITERALLY THE BIGGEST FUCK YOU BY THE WRITERS IN THE HISTORY OF SHIPPING.

do you really want to go there

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THE LAST ONE WHAT THE FUCK

A series of events:

1. I put in an Annual Leave request form almost 3 weeks ago and my boss has not approved it yet

2. I went into my office today and replaced every single writing utensil with crayons in preparation for April Fools Day on Monday

3. Whilst searching for pens to remove, I found my unsigned Annual Leave form in my boss’s drawer

4. I placed my unsigned Annual Leave form in a photo frame and put it on his desk

5. The frame I used was from a photo of his kids that I deemed less important than my Leave form

6. My boss sometimes goes into the office on Saturdays to work

7.

super five groupchat post world domination arc

shimazaki: yo anyone wanna get pizza or smth
shibata: bro
hatori: dude wtf its been six months we thought u died
minegishi: pizza? cut the shit shimazaki what do you want
shimazaki: rude!! fine, which one of u chucklefucks changed the netflix password on our account
hatori: u mean my account that i pay for
shimazaki: u dont pay for shit!! ur powers can hack netflix just give me the password
serizawa: how do i silence my phone im in class hi shimazaki
Anonymous asked:

I just started reading bsd and I love it so fucking much oh my god thank you for introducing me to it. also Fitzgerald saying "old sport"?? pure gold imo. I've not really got to the v shippy parts yet but would you say they're p intense?

Oh petal, I’m so glad you started BSD and that you’re enjoying it so much! As for the shipping, let’s say things are…pretty damn intense but there are ship to suits all tastes like

the enemies to lovers to more enemies to even more lovers aka the extra deluxe ship which is soukoku

the new generations of enemies to lovers which is already 100 times more mature than their predecessors aka shin soukoku 

the dads because we all need some middle-aged men still trying to come with the sexual tension 

and two actual puppies who call themselves rivals but truly they are just two book nerds (spoiler alert: they have a child and it’s a raccoon named Karl) 

so yeah, pick your poison bub, and let it kill you! Personally, I took all of them.

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You have been transported to the fictional world of your choosing. Everything is great. The catch? One of the characters has fallen in love with you, threatening to ruin your OTP. You love that character, but face it, you love your OTP more.

I can’t see this happening to me lmao but I’ll do this with AkuAtsu