COD lobbies are toxic af, but lawd jaysus these are some good ones

I'm about to wii sports resort to violence

I'm about to have a wii fit

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I like to believe I add nothing of value to my friend group

“Apricot Sprites” found in the cross sections of a fruit tree by Daniel

A room called ‘The Doll Room’ that’s full of dolls is… mundane.

But a room called ‘The Doll Room’ that only has one doll in it? That’s fresh

If a person shows you their Doll Room and it’s full of dolls, they probably just like dolls, y’know? It’s normal, it’s a hobby

But if they show you their Doll Room and it only has one doll… something’s going on with that one doll!

room called the doll room and theres a mirror and nothing else. the door closes

i know it's an example of me taking idioms too literally, but the phrase "when you have a hammer everything looks like a nail" never fails to make me imagine something like when that lion in madagascar starts hallucinating all his friends as slabs of steak

me when i have a hammer in my hand if i'm being fully honest

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

it just gets better

and better

you ever take a uquiz and realize halfway through that you don’t respect the author and their opinion is useless to you

everyone shut up except this person

anyone else

I offer limitless entertainment

star fragment

walter whites garden

finding out that ‘dont treat me rough treat me really niceys” is an actual lana del rey lyric and not just a funny meme phrase was damaging enough to my psyche

but then i looked up the lyrics and not only is that line directly after the lyric “drugs, suck it up, like vanilla icies” (rhyming niceys with icies) but also the first line of the song is “my pussy tastes like Pepsi cola”. ms del rey this is disastrous what are you doing

on "today's twitter shenanigans"

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TAHW ruoy

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??thgir taht gnidaer I ma ,yrros m'I

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?dehsurc gnitteg nolemretaw eht erongi annog tsuj er'ew oS

nolemretaW

This is the transhumanist horror story I want to read

Creepiest monster thing alive: moves like that

this little girl: 😊☺️😄😄☺️😊🤩

This is so cute omg my heart is going vrooom vroroooooom

some pdfs are dusty. this is a fact despite their lack of physicality. you understand

consider the birds: a provocative guide to birds of the bible - debbie blue // letters to véra - vladimir nabokov // love - yury olesha // milsae