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Harry: Mate I wanna be nicer to Malfoy, and maybe be friends with him, but whenever I try to talk to him I get nervous and jittery for some reason, got any advice to help calm the nerves??

Ron: Well just imagine him naked. That'll make you feel different mate.

*later in the common room*

Harry: *furiously stomping into the common room upto Ron at the sofa*

Harry: You're advice was absolute bollocks!! It didn't work at all!!

Ron: What mate?? You serious?

Harry: Of course I'm serious! I imaged him naked and all it did was just make me want to fvck him! Senseless! Over a table!! And now I'm so much gayer than before!! Then I realised I was standing right infront of him just staring, and I got even more nervous and made a fool out of myself!!

Harry: Look what your stupid advice did to me Ron!!!

Ron: ... *Horrified*

Hermione: You asked for this by giving him that advice, you know if I said that to him he wouldn't listen, but no you had to say it because you wanted to be 'helpful'. Now all we have is Harry making a bigger problem about his feelings than before. Though I suppose it's good you got him to admit his feelings.

(not og, inspired by another post, belonging to @daddiesdrarryy )

headcanon: Draco Malfoy’s patronus is a fox

the intention was to sketch it and then I just got carried away OTL also I’ve never drawn a fox before so sorry fox-enthusiasts 

Harry : * To Draco * I'm pretty jealous of your heart right now.

Draco : Why?

Harry : cause it pumping inside you and I'm not.

Ron : Were in a public place!