I Think I Need A Nap

me watching a movie i like with someone who hasn’t watched it before:

Why are you all so surprised that your favorite celebrities say shitty stuff when so do all of you, regularly, without realizing it, just like everyone does

*drives one mile over the speed limit*  my name is max. my world is fire and blood

*takes a turn a little to hard* WITNESS ME

American School System: We have given knowledge to the youth.

The doctors: You fucked up perfectly good children is what you did. look at them. they have anxiety.

*goes up to podium at a funeral for a eulogy* *tears up* you… you know she dead

when somebody is crying and ur like

me

@smokejail

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Tell me you fat fuckin horse

Well now he isn’t going to say anything you’ve hurt him

guy: psstt! look at me while you suck. i wanna see those eyes girl: *looks up* guy: 

when you send risky text messages

WHEN U TRYNA TAKE A PILL AND IT TOUCHES YA TOUNGE AND U TASTE IT

im aroused……….

Just give me the money i aint playin!