I want a sugar daddy so bad right now. PAY FOR MY TUITION!!!
NONSENSE
an oikawa tooru social media au
pairing. celebrity!oikawa tooru x f!reader
synopsis. you were oikawa tooru’s #1 fan, until you became his #1 hater. you hated him so much you went viral on twitter (accidentally) and literally became known as “the oikawa tooru hater”, doesn’t help that he keeps fueling the fire by subtweeting you. everyone is all in for this new drama. what isn’t known to the public, is that this particular drama’s been on hold for three years (him being your ex and all).
tags. social media au, celebrity smau, college au, exes to lovers, second chance romance, crack, humor (hopefully), fluff, and perhaps a little angst? ehe (groveling !!)
warnings. time stamps dont really matter unless i say so, cursing, some drinking alcohol n stuff and sometimes suggestive but nothing graphic
status. on-going (01/15/23)
teasers
teaser 1 — teaser 1.5 — teaser 2
profiles
[name]’s pe(s)ts | in need of medical attention
episodes !
chapter names may be subjected to change as the fic goes along.
(⚘) — has narrative parts
ACT I
04. i’m NOT petty (⚘)
06. he’s back !
09. forget me not
10. why are you running!? (⚘)
ACT II
20. exes and ohs
ACT III
27. a taste of fame
28. reminds me of
31. all over again
32. disconnected
34. don’t care if you ruin me (⚘)
35. things i want to say
36. need you like oxygen (⚘)
37. media craze
38. hard to love (⚘)
39. coming home
40. only your love
EPILOGUE
41. karma is my bf
42.
43.
end
✦
bonus content
post break-up [name]
don’t you know that i’m intoxicated !
you said you liked the way i spoke
unsent letter #1
one of the boys
taglist is CLOSED !
to be REMOVED from the taglist you can just send an ask or comment :)
notes. hey so i’m starting my first smau series?!!? *squeals and kicks feet in excitement* i hope i get to finish it lmao i plan to not make it that long prolly around only like 30 chaps! hope u’ll enjoy reading it as much as i’ll enjoy making it! also thank you everyone for 200 followers! i rlly appreciate it <3
icons used as pfps are not mine but the content of this smau is. please do not repost this on any other platform. © idlerin 2023
NONSENSE
an oikawa tooru social media au
pairing. celebrity!oikawa tooru x f!reader
synopsis. you were oikawa tooru’s #1 fan, until you became his #1 hater. you hated him so much you went viral on twitter (accidentally) and literally became known as “the oikawa tooru hater”, doesn’t help that he keeps fueling the fire by subtweeting you. everyone is all in for this new drama. what isn’t known to the public, is that this particular drama’s been on hold for three years (him being your ex and all).
tags. social media au, celebrity smau, college au, exes to lovers, second chance romance, crack, humor (hopefully), fluff, and perhaps a little angst? ehe (groveling !!)
warnings. time stamps dont really matter unless i say so, cursing, some drinking alcohol n stuff and sometimes suggestive but nothing graphic
status. on-going (01/15/23)
teasers
teaser 1 — teaser 1.5 — teaser 2
profiles
[name]’s pe(s)ts | in need of medical attention
episodes !
chapter names may be subjected to change as the fic goes along.
(⚘) — has narrative parts
ACT I
04. i’m NOT petty (⚘)
06. he’s back !
09. forget me not
10. why are you running!? (⚘)
ACT II
20. exes and ohs
ACT III
27. a taste of fame
28. reminds me of
29. helpless, breathless (⚘)
30. oh how you woo me
31. my sweet precious little bean
32. karma is my boyfriend
33. this love is so illogical
34. don’t care if you ruin me
35. need you like oxygen
36. office romances
37.
38.
39.
40.
EPILOGUE
41.
42.
43.
44.
45.
tba !
bonus content:
taglist is CLOSED !
to be REMOVED from the taglist you can just send an ask or comment :)
notes. hey so i’m starting my first smau series?!!? *squeals and kicks feet in excitement* i hope i get to finish it lmao i plan to not make it that long prolly around only like 30 chaps! hope u’ll enjoy reading it as much as i’ll enjoy making it! also thank you everyone for 200 followers! i rlly appreciate it <3
icons used as pfps are not mine but the content of this smau is. please do not repost this on any other platform. © idlerin 2023
Billionaire Bruce Wayne Tweeting
Summary: just a bunch of tweets that Bruce Wayne puts out (or the others who tweet from his account) and some bonus ones from other members of the batfam.
Pairing: Bruce Wayne x Wife!Reader
BruceWayne: what is my butler supposed to do with a pet cow that a kid brought home?
BruceWayne: @sia why did you write a song about chandeliers? You gave my kids too many stupid ideas
BruceWayne: Enjoyed hosting the annual Gotham Knights end of the season gala. The boys deserved it after such a big win against Metropolis! Suck it @clarkkent
BruceWayne: oooooo look at me i’m brucie wayne
BruceWayne: I have been hacked by my own children.
BruceWayne Liked & Retweeted: Y/nWayne: who thought it would be a good idea to let my husband run his own Twitter? He’s an old senile man who lives in a cave
BruceWayne: how can I be eating a cheeseburger wrong?
BruceWayne Liked: GraysonTheDetective: BRUCE WAYNE EATS A CHEESEBURGER WITH A FORK AND KNIFE! IVE DEALT WITH THIS MAN FOR TOO LONG!
TheWayneButler: do not eat tide pods. You should instead put them in with your load laundry.
NotDedJTodd: Bruce Wayne is not a dilf
Y/nWayne: Stop telling me my husband is a dilf, I already know he is
BruceWayne: what’s a dilf? @y/nwayne
BruceWayne: thank you all for attending tonight’s charity gala for Gotham’s Children’s Hospital! We raised over $10 million dollars and I and my wife will match it.
BruceWayne Liked & Retweeted: Y/nWayne: people ask me why we waited so long to get pregnant. Have you guys not seen how many kids we have?! I keep thinking our kids’ friends are also our kids and some of them are actual adults!
BruceWayne: I’ve built computers. I’ve run a billion dollar business. I’ve raised half of Gotham’s kids. But why the fuck can’t i build a crib?
BruceWayne: can I not be kidnapped today @thepenguin?
BruceWayne: @superman save me. Batman is gonna be awhile as well as his band of misfits.
BruceWayne: yes, I’m letting my seventeen year old run my company and no, he’s not my biological kid. He’s a genius.
BruceWayne: wtf is my wife eating? @y/nwayne
BruceWayne Liked: Y/nWayne: don’t eat the rich, seduce the rich, marry the rich, get knocked up by the rich, secure those bags, honey 💁♀️
BruceWayne: money does solve problems but @clarkkent @graysonthedetective @timdrake @therealbloodson @dukesurvives @caswayne @stephlives @notdedjtodd @y/nwayne @thejusticeleague are gonna make me broke
Y/nWayne replied: you better take my name off that post before something bad happens @brucewayne
BruceWayne: money does solve problems but @clarkkent @graysonthedetective @timdrake @therealbloodson @dukesurvives @caswayne @stephlives @notdedjtodd @thejusticeleague are gonna make me broke
BruceWayne Liked & Retweeted: ClarkKent: @brucewayne is a better billionaire than @tonystark
BruceWayne: Batman and @superman are not gods. They wear tights. No god wears tights.
BruceWayne: Batman is a furry
BruceWayne: I’m richer than everyone @forbes
BruceWayne: I have once again been hacked by my own kids. I’m disowning them. And I’m sorry about the last three tweets.
BruceWayne: where am I supposed to find strawberry and pickle ice cream at 3am? I’m rich but not that rich.
BruceWayne: I have been replaced by body pillows
BruceWayne: I don’t like baby showers
BruceWayne: it’s getting chummy in here.
BruceWayne: never thought I would lift up my wife’s hospital blanket to find that she sneezed out our baby. The nurses looked at me crazy when I held up the bloody thing to give to my wife.
BruceWayne: can my kids go hack @tonystark?
BruceWayne Liked & Retweeted: TonyStark: @brucewayne is better than me.
BruceWayne: my dumbass kids make me so proud sometimes.
AI Stole Victoria Atkin's voice for the role of Evie Frye of Ubisoft's Assassin's Creed while she's protesting in solidarity for WGA + SAG-AFTRA
I'm changing my post headline a little bit because I posted the original on impulse
I did think Ubisoft's replacing her and it could still be that, but there hasn't been any further clarification. That was my conclusion from her posts and because she's tagging news outlet but I shouldn't have jumped to conclusions before she clarifies herself, so I'm deleting the original post
My original headline said "Ubisoft Assassin's Creed Evie Frye Victoria Akin has been replaced by AI while protesting"
While my goal is to raise awareness, unlike actual journalists I haven't done my due dilligence and shouldn't have jumped to conclusions from a single tweet, and making other people, fans, do the same, when she hasn't even talked to journalists yet
So before that spread too far (it's already pretty far) I'm deleting my original post
I've added more clarification comments on the original posts and it's visible in all reblogs
Hinamori can drive? How did that come about? Is she a "must follow all the rules" driver or a "hold on for dear life" driver?
Momo's posting in the living world was in a more rural area and she got started driving her neighbor's tractor for him when he got hurt and she was bored, and then the farm truck and that was FUN on the little mountain roads, so she went and got a driver's license and managed to scrape together enough cash to buy her neighbor's 20 year old P.O.S. compact, and in the span of four months went from "what's a car?" To getting heavily into maybe-not-totally-legal vehicular modifications and earning herself the nickname "Peaches The Freak" on the illicit mountain rally racing circuit for "driving like she can't die".
She didn't actually tell anyone this when she got back to soul society because she was a bit embarrassed to be so enthusiastic about such a niche interest, so nobody finds out about HOW Momo drives until she's in the human world with her boss and her co-lieutenant, and they need to transport a large number of small objects at speed and the most reasonable way to do that is in the back of a car.
"what do you MEAN you don't know how to drive? Momo gapes at Shinji and Hiyori. "You were in the living world for a whole century?!"
"THEY GOT TRAINS EVERYWHERE IT DIDN'T COME UP!" Hiyori shouts. "ITS NOT LIKE YOU KNOW EITHER!"
"No, I do." Explains Momo, getting into the driver's seat of a Subaru old enough to vote. "That's why it's so strange to me."
"SHOTGUN!" Bellowed Hiyori, leaping into the passenger seat. "Okay, it's a little weird that *I* don't know how to drive, I guess, but do you really want mirror image dingus back there out driving on the wrong side of the road, do you?"
"I'm sure he'd get the hang of it eventually!" Said Momo. "Okay, seatbelts everyone! -and gas, mirrors, seat adjustment- who was driving this car, captain Komamura? Okay, check for cops-"
"What's a seatbelt?" Asked Shinji from the backseat.
"-and we're clear!" Momo said, putting her foot down and accelerating at a speed that made the buildings stretch and streak by like they were about to enter hyperspace.
One hour and six minutes later, they reached their destination, having reached a top speed of 193 mph, Hiyori discovering the female version of a terrorboner, and Shinji discovering what it feels like to be a lone sock in the washing machine during the spin cycle.
I need to know how many people miss the 2000s and early 2010s amv culture. Remember how much content there was and how passionate everyone was about their favorite character or ship. They'd be making full length amvs every week I swear. Now I struggle to find new and active creators who make amvs longer than 30 seconds. I blame Instagram.
“ I will spatter your life on the wall. Just like I do with love.”
ー Bleach: TYBW Poems #15
I have a long-standing rule, Anybody makes orihime cry, I beat the snot out of 'em!
Happy Birthday Tatsuki Arisawa! 🥊[7.17]
Just started watching Sonic Prime season 2 and this is great this is awesome this is epic this is amazing actually
