lustrous garbage

Fish?!

why come they called him “beast” in the castle when everyone knew his name cuz they’d been working for him forever anyway? like …. i would just be like “hey chewbacca-Adam” or some shit, there’s no reason to call him beast … id hide in my room all day too if my employees started making fun of me..

If my manager decided to pull some rude ass shit with a witch and got me living the next ten years of my life as an immortal singing toaster oven you can bet your ass I’d wake him up every goddamn morning with a flaming panini directly to the face. rise and shine, you ugly fuck, time hear a song

there are two kinds of people

I don’t know what I thought they ate but I didn’t think this…

same energy

Cute baby seals about to be released back into the wild

Amazing!

Yes please and thank you.

Motorcycle gang

mumch

You meet a man on the Oregon Trail. He tells you his name is Terry. You laugh and tell him, “That’s a girl’s name!” Terry shoots you. You have died of dissin’ Terry.

How did you make me read this with my own eyes.

THE CRUCIBLE x KELLY AKASHI

Arthur Miller, The Crucible (1953)

Kelly Akashi, sculptures, Bound (2017) + Feel Me (2017)

yahtzee!!