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@princesspeartoadstool

I'm Jamie. I'm a female born on 4/4/1999, planning on being a graphic artist, currently a McDonald's worker. I like reptiles and videogames. The reason I put my actual birth date instead of just saying my age is because i don't know how often I'll actually update my description so now i don't have to update it every year unless my interests change. 

Lord Obsidian

The obsidian vampires are a small isolated clan of vampires who are recognized by the dark color of the skins they wear. This contrasts the northern/eastern vampires who use paler grey skins. They also have changed from drinking blood to devouring the dreams or memories of their victims. Good memories are golden

-Obsidian noblewoman receives a letter-

[Ravens and sending letters] Infernal ravens are commonly used to send letters between vampires in the east. Often times the contents of the letters can be quickly identified based on the color of the ribbon the raven holds. White ribbons mean family matters. Pink ribbons mean it is most likely a letter from a lover or suitor. Blue means somber news awaits. Red ribbons warn of danger.

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manywinged

one thing you need to know about me is that if there is ever a climbable surface within my reach i can, must and will climb it. i cannot deny this part of my nature any more than i can live without air in my lungs. whether it be a pile of rocks, a tree in the woods, a condemned building, ancient crumbling ruins or a church roof, don't invite me anywhere with a structure that can be climbed onto unless you want to see me scampering up it like that disgusting little freak from the lord of the rings the second there's an opportunity for me to do so.

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manywinged

on all levels except physical i am a gargoyle trying to get back to my true home on top of the cathedral

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manywinged

you get stuck on a rooftop ONCE and nobody on this website ever lets you live it down huh

woman yelling at cat meme but make it ancient greek red figure pottery

From ancient to abstract, this one sure got around.

Japanese one made no sense to me until I finally saw the “sale sale/sasa lele” version. セール セール。 But then it’s a meme so it has to be misspelled?  🤷‍♂️

tHERE ARE MEMES IN THOSE HIEROGLYPHICS

Ohhhhhhh…. Chinese and greek are my favourite, but there is more!

Awesome

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3-l4l59

Reblog to help rebuild the tower of Babel (so we can punch god in the eye for being such a twat)

hey want to see something gorgeous but viscerally discomfiting?

okey doke!

The Mauritius “underwater waterfall” is not a true waterfall but an naturally occurring optical! In the sense that that’s not water falling, it’s sand and silt shifting! Shifting down a 4000-meter-deep abyssal drop. It is in fact exactly as deep as it looks, sorry :)

  • that’s where Dodo birds were from!
  • the entire island has an abnormally strong gravitational pull
  • and also they just discovered it sits on top of a lost supercontinent or whatever. idk that part’s less cool than the gravity thing

ok i spent 40 minutes learning how to compress a gif for you fucks, please tell me it works now

where the fuck is it going what the fuck

what the fuck

i already had a crippling fear of large bodies of water and i think you made it worse

Yeah, I’d have to say the same. And I also happen to love sharing suffering, hence why I reblogged this in the first place. XD

Cause we can hear all of your internal monologues that even you don’t listen to, and we chatter hysterically to drown out the noise of your hatred for us (plus feeling everybody else’s feelings for them all the time is like doing emotional speedballs). We can’t help it, so just shut up and hate us like you always do since we can hear your thoughts anyway (you have that nose ring ‘cause your mother didn’t love you, but we love you, we have to)

Is this the same person lmao

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weaver-z

Prison guards: Iroh? Escape? Ha! That weak, senile old man couldn’t escape if we rolled a red carpet to the door!

Iroh alone in his cell:

I cannot be cackling like this in the middle of the night.