Alexis

i am literally so cranky in the morning and if you say something to me i will kill you 3 times

tbh i just need a hug

at this point my blood is probably 4.3% pasta sauce

MB 4:24 a.m (via fvckupss)

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

Nothing gives me more anxiety

somebody needs to fucking kiss me

just another day of not being rich and famous

babe get ready for a night on the town, i just found an old Subway gift card and there’s still $9.45 left on it

all posts after 2am and before 7am shall be forgiven.

late night breakdowns are my speciality

if you ever tell me something and ask me not to tell anyone.. my best friend isn’t included 

when you fall down and scrape your knee

Is that gay porn by any chance?

no it’s when you fall down and scrape your knee