emisummerful:
You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I did both…
i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now
You kinky son of a bitch.
I did all of the above plus throw them on the floor so???
She literally looks like a witch hunter and it is amazing
The new extended trailer for The Fault in Our Stars.
these are the most beautiful places in this world.
Take me here.
HOLY SHIT SIGNAL BOOST
SIGNAL BOOST THIS
REDDIT FOR GOOD!
This is actually true and could make a difference
Holy shit
So I stumbled across the IMDB page for Rebel Wilson, and let me tell you, this girl is awesome.
and THAT is why this girl rocks harder than pop rocks.
ok i’ve been staring at the one with Goofy and Pluto for like 10 minutes now and still don’t get it. Someone more clever or less innocent explain?
He put the peanut butter on his penis and had the dog lick it off
remember
if you can watch this entire video straight through you have the most iron fucking will on the actual planet, in the actual universe. you have gigantic balls of steel. i would not fuck with you. you could come in my house and slap my mom and take my cats and i would just let you. if you can watch all of this you scare the shit out of me
top 10 favorite chick flick comedies (2000s)
SLEEP TIME IS NOW
SWEET DREAMS HUMAN
I WILL BE HERE, SHARING MY WARMTHS
I GOOD DOG
I KEEP MY HUMAN SAFE <3
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
'ginger princess but my bow long, make a snowman was a wack song…'
Chameleon hatching
humans are fucking pathetic look at this little nigga come out of his egg on his own no crying no helpless “wah wah cut my umbilical cord” bullshit he come out and he already on the hunt for reptilian pussy no fear no games. and we’re the evolved species? smh
im at starbucks right now and some other person with a mac just put this word doc into my air drop????????????????
Did you say yes
my response:
tHEY JUST CALLED OUT A FRAPPUCINO FOR SWAG MONEY (thats the name of my computer on airdrop) IM GONNA CR Y
Romance in the 21st Tumblr century
the starry sky on the himalayas
CLICK ON THE PIC BRO
head shoulders memes and toes
memes and toes
mom: where the hell is all the halloween candy i bought? did you eat it all?
me:
"People hate Kristen Stewart because she’s insecure & shy. It scares people that she’s normal." - Julia Roberts
imagine if people were born with traits based on their zodiac signs so like aries had ram horns and hoofs like a satyr and shit how rad would that be
i would be a giant fucking crab
A SCORPION TAIL
That’s the opposite of a problem
I’d love to know how this mistake was made. What was going through their heads at the factory?
"Are you sure it actually says 1,450?"
"Yeah, why would it be a mistake?"
