Why Do You Need To Do This

STOP THIS.

Judy there are limits

@lifeisdetermination

@princessdawnauroreon

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A W O K E N

So anyway

Why Do You Need To Do This

STOP THIS.

Judy there are limits

@lifeisdetermination

@princessdawnauroreon

Here are my contributions

I have been

A W O K E N

being in your 20s is like. every day i am playing with forces i can barely understand

Twilight Princess Link and Breath of the Wild Link both have sleepy bitch disease!

all Link have sleep bitch disease

I had to make a mood board for this

Miku is REAL and sold me pocky in Denny’s parking lot

Has this been done yet? I felt it was necessary.

This is my contribution to the meme

My celebi plush looks cursed

Mario, ready to go out to get the new Pokémon game: Letsa go!

Ash @ Team Rocket: excuse me but that’s my emotional support Pikachu

When you’re told to get back in the fucking bag

I haven’t seen a gif like this yet so I had to make one cause that’s just one BIG MCFUCKIN MOOD

You have been visited by the Rainbow Snom

You now have permission to be gay and lazy for the rest of the day

When Snom and Pyukumuku combine, they are unstoppable.

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The Artist™ of Pyukumuku-Daily is streaming some randomized Pokemon fusions as suggested by chat today at 4:30pm Pacific (approx. 1 hour from when this gets posted)!

Come join and submit your favourites into the mix~ twitch.tv/lugidog

The Brockway Record, Pennsylvania, February 3, 1933

hope y'all have a gay little February this year

Tumblr using “bogo” as a funny nonsense word is ruining my life because my job is ecommerce-adjacent, and in online marketing jargon, “BOGO” is short for “buy one get one”. Imagine having a job that somehow required you to listen to very serious-looking men repeatedly saying the word “scrimblo” with a straight  face.

Among us

OH

Backwards among us

Are you trying to tell me the centre of an egg is sus???

No, Mr. Horse, don’t worry, I certainly don’t have a Plinko down here! What I do have is this lovely cask of wine, specifically for horses, Amontillado in fact! Exquisite vintage.

I know you’re not supposed to be in this hospital, but if you’ll just follow me down this corridor—no, that’s not blood on the floor, it’s color theory, I’ll explain it later—I can bring you to this cask of wine that is certainly NOT a plinko machine—

I'm telling you, Blorbo, I have the finest copy of my shows in the basement, please follow me

we can take the Eeby Deeby - no, no, I promise it's not going to Gay Superhell - look, Eebders Deebeorg was an outlier adn should not have been counted

Where did I get this Eeby Deeby? Well, there was this lovely Middle Eastern gentleman who was selling copper, the finest copper—

hnnnnngg I’m trying to get blorbo into my plinko but the eeby deeby I bought from the copper merchant who as it turns out was EXTREMELY disreputable (who is he, to treat me with such contempt?!) is dummy thicc, thicc enough to block the Suez Canal in fact, and the eebert of the deebert is so scrimblo bimblo it keeps alerting the horse

yoU PLINKO BLORBO?! you plinko blorbo like the HORSE?! Oh, Eeby Deeby for Glup Shitto! Eeby Deeby for Glub Shitto for 1000 YEARS

“Eeby Deeby” is, in this case, putting an orange buttered cat face-first into a trashcan

my name is blorb and when its nite and eeby deeby castiel's flight poe and wine cause discourse

i'm ever given; i plink the horse

Hey you know that post about Tumblr being incomprehensible to outside audiences?