Weasel Prophetess

here’s transparent salamander hand for you guys to blap against things

*blap*

mud pool fun time

Look at it look at this adorable little guy I adore these little mammal dragons

I DIDN’T LEARN ABOUT THIS IN DRIVING SCHOOL

Stop says the red light, go says the green

Wait says the yellow light, twinkling in between. 

KNEEL, SAYS THE DEMON LIGHT WITH ITS EYE OF COAL  SAURON KNOWS YOUR LICENSE PLATE  AND STARES INTO YOUR SOUL

THIS IS ALWAYS FUNNY

@irritatedlifeguard I agree with your tags.

I HEARD THIS IN MY HEAD.

best thing tumblr ever did for me is the term "rotating it in my mind". it's really true that sometimes you think about something real hard but you can't tell what the thoughts are exactly. it's revolutionary stuff, i might even say

mary oliver is right. meanwhile the world DOES go on. and the wild geese are heading home again.

thinking about her (the ghost barbie from the 2012 haunted beauty series)...

Okay, but this entire collection slaps.

The nuclear family setup is so stupid. We should all live in interconnected tunnels with our friends.

i’m not “lazy” i’m just a fragile victorian maiden. i can only handle 1-2 mildly taxing activities a day before i have to put myself down for a nap until dinner

all terrain vampire. a drawing from 2021

Hey, don't cry. A single thread in a tapestry, though its color brightly shines, can never see its purpose in the pattern of the grand design, ok?

pomegranates are truly god's fruit... they have little crowns... you open them and like geodes they're filled with precious gemstones... the tiny berries have a crunchy seed inside to keep us humble.... what a divine experience on this beautiful earth

The hardest part of a profile on a social media site is filling out the header and bio stuff, for me anyway. I'm curious how other people fill that info in, especially here on tumblr.

some of the polls i’ve been seeing have too many common options and it made me mad enough to make my own. go crazy

If the interlibrary loan system has a million fans, then I'm one of them. If ILL has one fan, then I'm that one. If ILL has no fans then I am dead

I like it when even people who are following me refer to me as ‘op’ in the tags.  there is a formality to it I appreciate.  like “good sir”

military recruiter: so what got you guys interested in the marine corps

enormous horde of hagfish, ispods and bottom-feeding crustaceans: oh. uh. is that how you pronounce it

whale fall side of tumblr you understand me

Had gadya, the stupidest song in the world

i think furniture legs should be carved into little animal feet again.  i think that would solve a lot of problems.